Real Men don't need toilets

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So the Navy is getting rid of urinals in newer ships, to accommodate women. Freepers, who love to hate the military these days, decide urinals are a fundamental part of masculinity.

DustyMoment misses the days of the Manly Navy.

Thank GOD I served in the Navy when it was still an actual fighting force and NOT a feminazi R&D project!! I'd be drummed out if I were in the Navy today!!

DoughtyOne knows toilet seat fascism is coming.

“Mr. Martin, it says here you have left the seat up six times. Is that true.”

“Er, well Sir, it may be. I’ve been a sailor for eighteen years, and I’ve been trying to remember, but it has been hard.”

“Well, it’s important that you conform to this Navy’s regulations sailor. If I hear of you not putting the seat down one more time, I’m going to have to put and end to your career.”

“Yes Sir. I understand.”

RinaseaofDs also predicts a coming assault on man's God-Given right to pee standing up!

I predict that men will be required to sit to pee on those ships. I’m not trying to be funny - it’s going to happen.

Aleya2Fairlie wonders when oppressed men will rise up.

I wonder how long the male population is going to let this Liberal nuetering of the male gender continue.

Vigilanteman wonders where the Navy will get all the water:

How much extra water will it waste to flush the five times a day or so that everyone needs to do a #1 with a #2 quantity of water which generally is only done once a day?

Noob1999 has a nefarious plan for revenge:

Men, if you know there’s a queer waiting to use the stall after you, don’t bother to raise the seat, let him sit in your urine!

I dunno...Way I figgure, those sex maniac gays would like it!

dfwgator also with the gay jokes:

Coming soon.

The USS Raging Queen, visiting such man's ports as Key West and San Francisco.

Conservative Vermont Vet randomly notes the name of the ship, and goes off on Gerald Ford for losing Vietnam, in all bold - the sure sign of sanity!

The change heralded by the Gerald R. Ford class of carriers –

Well, that pretty much explains it, the carrier named for one of this country's BIGGEST DISGRACES, wuss, p*ssy, RINO, bottom-feeding, POS, posing as a "Republican," so it stands to reason that all who serve aboard should be expected to "Squat to pee!"

This girly-guy, "cross the aisle" and bow to the wishes of the Rat Party in the name of "Bi-partisanship," abrogated his sworn obligation to uphold the Constitution and ignored our "Committment" as outlined in the Paris Peace Accords to intervene on the side of our allies (S. Vietnam) should the North make an effort to take over or conquer the South.

THIS Asshat, stood by and allowed this to happen which consigned HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of S. Vietnam (WHO WERE NAIVE ENOUGH TO "TRUST" US) to re-education camps, torture, executions and deaths as they attempted to escape their new COMMUNIST masters.

To this day, I have no idea what happened to the dozens and dozens of personal "Friends" and others (Vietnamese Army Personnel I worked with) I had developed during my 18-months tour of duty.

That was when I left the Republican Party and have since, been an "Independent, Conservative."