Beyond birthers

I've come to find pure birther threads, without some sort of additional crazy, kinda boring. There's no new data, so mostly it's the same tail-chasing it was three years ago.
but sometimes, there is more. Like here, where before it devolves into the usual "questions remain when you exhaustively examine this photograph!!!!!" has some Freepers speculating about what Obama was doing when not being as he seemed:

Iron Munro doesn't speculate - he knows!

Obama wasn’t at Columbia in ‘81-’82. He was in Russia going through KGB Charm School.

muawiyah disagrees, and think Obama is just a domestic spook:

More likely the CIA, like his mother.

rbmillerjr remembers the cold war, so the paranoia is still with him:

I’ve never believed that BO was working for the CIA...I’ve always had a hunch that he was a Third Worlder with Russian connections.

Being of Cold Warrior era, I remember the strong Russian/Cuban influence in Africa and other Third World areas.

What a beautiful play by the Russians to realize the American overcompensation for its racial past. Is this what happened? I don’t know. But I’d like to read more on it.

null and void thinks Obama was fighting the Russians. Also with the spelling burn:

Lots of young muslims went to pok-eee-stan to slip across the border and fight the Russians with the mooooojahadine in that time frame.

Can't be - only awesome Republicans see combat! MHGinTN just assumes buttsex.

Looks like he was a crack whore for any homo with a rock back then. Larry Sinclair would not have been an unusual rendesvous for Barry Dunham. Would you want that out if it was you trying to get to the highest political office in the world?

hoosiermama wants us to connect dots that I CANNOT UNDERSTAND:

Some dots for you to connect...follow the bouncing ball: Michelle Robinson spent enough time in Jesse Robinson Jackson home as a child to be call sis by the siblings. Both Robinson’s have ancestors from the Friends Plantation are. Jesse’s biological dad was Noah Robinson, a professional boxer in his youth. Jesse’s half bro Noah Robinson is doing life for his activies with the street gang El Rukn. El runk was known as the Black ______(multiple names) until they converted to Islam under the direction of FerretCON. FerretCON hired Rezko to handle the boxer Cassius Clay in his conversion to Islam... Rezko facilitated the purchase of at least two homes the O’s have owned. el Rukn major crimes included: drugs, male/female prostitution and murder for hire. BO was community organizer in a territory controlled by El rukn. Ferretcon is just another guy in the neighborHOOD...the same neighborHood where JJ and the O’s own property. And the common thread though out is EXHAUSTION...just ask JJJ.

J. Jonah Jameson?

LtKerst isn't sure what happened, but wants people to go to jail:

Someone with connections at Columbia got Obama a free Diploma....

That Person and His accomplice need to go to Prison.

ROCKLOBSTER is still on this dead horse:

The President IS MalcoX II.

Pasadena2k has an awesome theory about brain surgery:

That's when he got the surgical scars seen on his head

virgil speculates Obama may be hiding his incestuous conception:

This is a bit sordid, but I wonder if there are any black people on the Dunham side? Perhaps obama is a product of incest. That might explain the hemming & hawing over the disclosure of the circumstances of his birth. I think he looks a lot more like his grandfather than any of those other guys. It’s kind of sad to contemplate.

mojito clearly hasn't read this thread:

My my my. The more we know, the more the mystery deepens.

When we finally learn the truth about this impostor, and we will someday, it will be more shocking than anyone can imagine.