Instant conspiracy

A 29-year-old Obama campaign staffer collapsed and died. In Chicago! And the autopsy requires further studies!

Freepers, and their wild imaginations, are on the case.

Rockitz needs to see no more evidence, he's reached his vertict:

Well, it appears the POTUS is a murderer.

LyinLibs has decided Axelrod is deep in this:

“Inconclusive” means “Axelrod hasn’t decided what the cause of death should be.”

Gabrial goes with the Obama as homosexual serial killer angle:

Was he young?
Was he a homosexual?

If so, he follows in the footsteps of many.

Iron Munro is just not sure which narrative of evil Obama to choose:

If he was hanging with Obama its either:

1 - AIDS

2 - Drugs

3 - He was Vince Fostered to shut him up

What about vampirism, have you considered Obama could be a GAY! vampire?

Candor7 just hopes all Obama campaign workers die:

Alex Okrent, 29, worked in the Obama campaign’s paid media department, which handled advertising for Obama’s re-election bid.

He died of an overdose of Joseph Goebels fascism.

May he and all like him rest in peace.

See, this bitterness why I don't get the studies that say conservative partisans are happier than liberals or moderates.

R_Kangel wonders if he's just paranoid........................................

..... Perhaps I am just paranoid ..... but why do I have a feeling that this is the first of many?

.... then to be revealed later .... closer to the election .... that some right wing hate group is out to get the prez?

...... equals sympathy vote .....

............. hmmmmmm ... why do I think that?

.... just paranoid I guess.

Jesus fuck, that's the most flagrant ellipsis abuse I've ever seen!

autumnraine is one of many who has extra hatred because the dead guy was a liberal Jew:

Well, since he, his mother and his sister were part of an Anti-Israel group (even though they were/are Jewish), Goebels is a perfect name.

ChiMark seems to think goof Jews tithe:

No contributions for Jewish charities or the synagogue but only for Zer0.

i guess Obama is Okrent’s Messiah.

LyinLibs envisions an eternal cycle of death:

Oh, and will the medical examiner be dropping dead later this week as well?

Yes, plus the person who finds his body will have a stroke, plus the person who finds THAT GUY’S body will get hit by a car ten minutes later. Purely coincidental.

Can you imagine trying to insure these Communist operatives? Their mortality rate is a thousand times higher than normal.

DallasSun thinks this speculation goes too far:

Oh stop. His father is horrified by this kind of malicious gossip. He was a young man whose father said he died of a heart attack. He was not murdered. There is no evidence of drug use. There is no need to cause his family more grief or cost us our credibility and any sense of decency.

E. Pluribus Unum, though thinks this is all fine 'cause the dead guy was involved in Chicago politics:

You stop.

The guy was a proud member of the most vicious class of Chicago political operative.

Nothing I said approaches 0.001% of the crap he pulled before he assumed room temperature.

spacejunkie2001 enforces the proper level of crazy:

Dallas Sun has alot of lefty tendencies...

Mmmm, Stalinish.