Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Freepers think 'Between Two Ferns' is real!

Freepers are pretty out of touch. And if they like something, they enthusiastically avoid checking on it's veracity.

But I was pretty surprised at how many Freepers thought Hillary's game performance on Zach Galifianakis' awkwardness phenomenon.
I'm not a fan of discomfort-based humor, but Freepers' reaction makes me love it.

Helicondelta might be kinda in on it, but he doesn't seem to realize it's scripted:
Hillary did the interview because Obama did it and she needs his millenial supporters. But the interview illustrates why she aint getting them.

Obama took control of the interview and I have to admit he was funny as hell. He mocked Zach on his movie roles, etc. Hillary just sat there and got humilliated.
Nope. Helicondelta thinks it was real!
When he interrupted her midsentence to play a Trump ad that really seemed to throw her off. She was keeping it together until then.
utahagen thinks the uncomfortableness of the interview was super telling:
How did she not burst out laughing when ZG asked, “What happens if you get pregnant? Are we stuck with Tim Kaine for nine months? How does that work?”

Any 68 year old woman who can’t laugh when someone asks her what happens if she gets pregnant has ZERO sense of humor. 68 is long enough past menopause that not being able to get pregnant anymore would not be remotely a sensitive subject. HRC has no sense of humor.
AZLiberty thinks this was a disaster and Hillary's gonna murder all her staff:
I blame her staff, because she probably wouldn’t have a clue about who this “interviewer” is. That this interview took place suggests that her own staff is trying to sabotage her campaign.

How many Arkancides will this interview necessitate?
Bubba Gump Shrimp thinks Galifianakis is gonna get assasinated now:
poor guy doesn’t know suicide is contagious

just wait until the unleaked footage of this gets out, if THIS was approved by the Clinton camp.. good God, she’s surrounded by morons
Trump_vs_Evil_Witch is also all in. Also, God was involved in the production somehow as well:
‘I really do regret doing this”......This Hillary is not the political foil she once was.....

Who put her into such a vulnerable position? True, it was an absolute degradation of the Presidency for Obama to appear on late night comedy,...and Hillary wants some of that popularity, but SHE IS NO COMEDIAN.....very flat personality,

.....Nurse Ratchet, the nemesis of her ‘vast right wing conspiracy’ isn't funny... And, the show host's jokes were every bit as transparently venomous as her heart, ironic, on the threshold of her lifelong, amoral quest for the Presidency, the God that she has spurned is closing the door....
wastoute really liked it, and thinks Trump should go on!
All I saw was that end clip they showed on the news but looking at the other questions I bet it was funny as hell. “What if you get pregnant?”. I might have to actually get on a computer to see the look on her face (my IPad 1 only does FreeRepublic.). I bet she was not ready for that? Not just ( no way you menopausal old hag, LOL) but “Have sex with a man?”. ROTFLMAO. Priceless. What if you get pregnant?

What was the other one? Does Obama like his coffee weak? LOL. SLAMMED both of them in one breath. 
Obviously I ain’t Trump but if I were I would get on there with this guy TOMORROW. And laugh along with everyone watching. It would not only put the final nails in Hillary’s coffin but immunize him a bit against the arrows to come. How is the MSM gonna mock him for orange hair or whatever when he is on video laughing at it himself? Pure upside.
NYC-RepublicanCT is going to use this as evidence Hillary wants to confiscate all guns:
One of the most telling interactions was when Zack said "backstage before the show, you said you were gonna take away everyone's guns". No response from her and no denial

My favorite parts- when she barks "don't tell me what to say"... and after playing Trump's ad, she whines "why would you play Ttump's ad in the middle of this? Her face is priceless
Titus-Maximus goes with 'fake but real.'
Even though scripted it was the most real she ever acted.

She has a cynical regard of things which is why they must keep her personality under a heavy toxic leak-proof tarp.

He should have asked her if he could feel the catheter strapped to her leg - would have brought down the house.


  1. I like all that stuff, Between Two Ferns, Jiminy Glick, Dame Edna Everidge ...

    Freepers have permanent sticks up their asses, incapable of finding humor in anything more sophisticated than fart jokes.

  2. Zach Galifianakis won't have Trump on "Between Two Ferns": “No. That doesn’t interest me. Doing it the other way doesn’t interest me,” he said. “He’s the kind of guy who likes attention — bad attention or good attention. So you’re dealing with a psychosis there that’s a little weird. I wouldn’t have somebody on that’s so mentally challenged. I feel like I’d be taking advantage of him. And you can print that.”

  3. Am I the only one who is horrified that this many people didn't realize this was a bit????

    Jesus fucking Christ, these people vote, and they haven't figured out satire? Do I really have to share the country with people who don't know a Zack Galifianakis spoof isn't a real interview?

    1. This is the same people that thought Stephen Colbert was a conservative.

    2. They were born without funny bones, thus unable to detect irony. These are the same people who fall for Onion articles.

    3. Quit using the "F" word or else!!!
      And blaspheming Christ is NOT a good
      thing!! WONKER!!!

      Some people don't know who ya'll are
      talking about half the time!! Is THAT
      supposed to attract people to your
      FR-Hating website?!

      What is "Onion"? I cook with onions.
      Ya'll need to eat a good meal or two
      and GIT OUT and BIT BIZZY!!! And quit

      is not near as ILL as YA'LL are!!!

      I got my HIMALAYAN SALT LAMP order
      yesterday. It doesn't have a dimmer
      switch on it; do it runs full blast
      all day! :o) Butt, I didn't want to
      send it back and go through that.

      So, I have one salt lamp in the
      bedroom that has a dimmer switch on
      it and one out in my sunporch/office
      that does not. Oh, well.

      Yes. "Freepers" vote. Some of them
      are even "Progressives" masquerading
      as "Freepers", thinking they're
      fooling us!

      Well, anyway, if ya'll get a
      HIMALAYAN SALT LAMP, be sure to get
      one with a dimmer on it. They are
      beautiful, absorb EMP's plus exude
      tiny particles of salt into the air
      that also serves as an air purifier.
      The teeny salt particles are thrown
      into the air because of the heat
      from the little light bulb, and the
      teeny salt particles latch onto the
      dust and pollution in your room and
      as the salt falls to the floor, it
      takes the "cruddy" dust & pollution
      with it! (You will taste SALT on
      your lips.)

      OK. Well, eat a good meal today and
      quit that fanatic dieting!

      I just told FANG to KISS MY FOOT!

      CATTBUTT just hauled in some sort of
      a wild critter inside through her
      little cat door & it is squawking
      like a banshee! Ooooooh!! IF ya'll
      had to put up with what I put up
      with, ya'll wouldn't vote for
      Hitler-y either.

      President Donald J. Trump


      P.S. Don't make me have to holler
      at ya'll about your ugly talk again!

    4. Sorry Twinkahontas -- I should have said "Yeesh Ha'macher Schlemmer" instead.

    5. Thanks Twinkie for reminding us about what Freepers think is funny.

    6. Ya'll are just HORRIBLE!!!!! The way
      ya'll are blackguarding "Freepers",
      ya'll ought to have your butts

      I don't know what CATTBUTT dragged in
      the house; but it was ALIVE what ever
      it was.

      I see anonymousB is STILL persisting
      in talking UGLY! I've got a bar of
      LYE SOAP somewhere that anonymousB
      needs their mouth washed out with by
      someone MEAN!! That UGLY CUSSING is

      I think I will fix a box of macaroni
      and cheese for lunch and put some
      extra cheese in it. Ya'll are SO
      ILL!! It would take a whole side of
      beef to catch ya'll up on your iron
      intake from all that "vegetarian"
      eating ya'll have been doing. Ya'll
      are SICK!!!

      Pale and sick! WONKERS!!!

      President Donald J. Trump


      P.S. Now I have to jump through
      hurdles in order to publish this
      rant! I'm NOT like every other
      "Freeper"; some may just be in the

    7. Still not funny Twinkie.

      Apparently what is funny over at FR isn't considered funny anywhere else.

    8. For a moment I'm going to pretebd this is the real Twinkie. So, Twinks, I have a quesion for you.

      Why all the capslock words? It makes anyone who uses them look unhinged.

      Second, you do realize you're scolding people on a blog about Freepers for talking about Freepers, right? No one is forcing you here. I think you may just enjoy the attebtion, because you certainly aren't here to actually discuss anything posted on FP.

  4. Speaking of morons who believe anything, here's a poll done by Breitbart/Gravis showing Trump ahead +5.

    So the guy advising the Trump campaign's website commissions a poll showing Trump ahead by 5?

    These knuckleheads'll beleive anything!

    1. They fail to see BreitBart for what it is. Bannon was basically running Trump's media op since day one. This has been planned all along for Trump's purchase of BreitBart as a turn key Trump Media inc once the election ends, and he has no NBC contract, his company is toxic and his name is shit.

  5. If YA'LL weren't the KNUCKLEHEADS then ya'll
    wound send those ARKANSAS GRIFTERS (The
    CLINTOONS) packing like that Arkansas
    Traveler. You know, the one who said he'd
    take another chaw and wish he could be back
    in ARKANSAS!)

    Hitler-y & Bill & now Chelsea are all about
    SQUEEZE out of Saudi oil.

    The American people are SICK of the Clintons.

    President Donald J. Trump


    1. You know what would make a great comedy reality show?

      If TWINKIE got together with that fat little beauty pageant girl ...
      it would be HONEY BOO-BOO meets STINKIE MOO-MOO !!!

      It would be must-watch TV for freepers and Trumpers everywhere !

  6. It is MUU-MUU; but then you know that & are
    feigning IGNORANCE!!

    Are YOU the one who has been CUSSING on this
    forum?! I think so!! If so, that would be
    par for the course, ay-nony-nony BOO-BOO!

    HITLER-Y is going DOWN!!!!!! DOWN !!!!!!!!!

    It's just gonna tear her a new one; but she
    is GOING DOWN!!!!

    President Donald J. Trump

    People are sick of those DAMNED CLINTONS!!


    1. Here's a meditative incantation you can say aloud to protect you from evil spells and forces. You can speak it aloud to FANG, and say it a few times in a row to be safe:

      Eye, yam:
      Sofa king, sofa king,
      We, Todd, Ed.

    2. In TWINKIE's case, it actually is "MOO-MOO", since she is fat as a COW !

      How many times has TWINKIE been to Sonic this week?
      It's Thursday, so I am guessing at least 15 times since Sunday ... am I right ?

  7. You can pretty much tell how Trump's doing by the number and volume of Twinkie posts. If Trump's doing okay, the posts become less frequent. When things are bad Twinkie can't shut up. She's our canary in the coal mine. Based upon recent Twinkie, that Monday night Trump debacle might even be far worse than originally thought.

    1. TRUMP is doing FINE. HITLER-Y is going
      DOWN . . HARD! Maybe it'll shut her &
      Billious up for good!

      Looks like Billious's STD's have
      kicked him in the BUTT hard! Some of
      those women he's dallied with aren't
      as "clean" as he thought just by LOOKS.

      YOU BUNCH also KNOW that TRUMP did OK
      and that HITLER-Y & the moderator were
      not kosher. HE was on TRUMP'S case
      from the git-go.

      I just had a little more time to post
      on this FM board and to clear all the
      hurdles ya'll throw up for TWINKIE to
      have to get past in order to post on

      The AMERICAN PEOPLE are sick & tired
      of the Talking Heads on tv telling
      them what to think and how to vote.

      HITLER-Y is going D-O-W-N - DOWN!!

      I don't care much about SONIC. A
      burger or two from SONIC might help
      ya'll's nasty dispositions if ya'll
      weren't so fanatical about trying to
      be THIN.

      . . AND ya'll are KILLING ya'll's
      metabolism dieting so much! Now ya'll
      can't even eat one potato chip without
      like swelling up like a dirigible!


      Lemme see -

      Prezzidink Hitler-y Rottingham Clinkton - POTASS


      President Donald J. Trump
      President of the United States of

      Sigh. Ya'll won't even be able to
      accept it when it happens - AND it's
      gonna happen sooner than ya'll thunk!!

      HITLER-Y is the GIANT DEBACLE!!!


    2. Trump just did "OK"? What a ringing endorsement.

      Look, almost no one is Rah-rah! about Hillary. But at least we don't pretend to think she's the next coming. You may believe Trump is better than Clinton, but perhaps be a little more honest about it and admit he's not your ideal? Maybe? Possibly?

    3. Tuesday morning ingredients Trump and the freeped online polls said he, it was 'rigged', and that's why he lost

  8. Donnie is dying over at PredictIt, the site where you can bet real money. I'm calling it, Hillary wins. Trump did not help himself at the debate. It's over.

  9. If Twinkie turns out to be the sme person as re_nortex I might just die

    1. I am NOT re_nortex. NO. You would
      NOT die if I were re_nortex; but that
      is a silly name - worse than TWINKIE
      & I would not dream up that name.

      HITLER-Y has very little attendance of
      real people at her "rallies". WHY
      would ya'll want a hag as OLD and
      ragged as TWINKIE (as HITLER-Y is!)
      to be POTUS?

      No. Hitler-y is going down! Clintons
      are gonna have to come with MASSIVE
      VOTER FRAUD, along with MSM antics in
      order to get her fat butt installed in
      that seat.

      President Donald John Trump, POTUS

      Learn it. Love it. Live it.