Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Taglines!

Free Republic is drowning in posts analyzing every new Clinton photo or tweet for evidence of her secret disease.
But that will keep, because today it's time again for....TAGLINES!

PghBaldy tags about Obama never letting a mass shooting go to waste:
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
HombreSecreto seems to revel in the misery he causes others:
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
onona's brand is crisis:
(Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !)
ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton has the coy call for a military coup:
(Go Egypt on 0bama)
Mr. Jeeves is actually pretty witty.
([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
Lisbon1940 has some very specific requirements:
(Trump-Pence 2016: No full-term Governors!)
Can't argue with tinyowl! 
(A equals A)
Sir Napsalot uses math to prove Obama is just like the USSR.
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
riri should probably get out more:
(Obama's Amerika--Not a fun place.)
PittsburghAfterDark is another going the Soviet comparison rout:
(The American media: We do what the Soviet media did without the guns to our head.)
 rlmorel may want to read up on Orwell before he engages in Internet telepathy:
(Orwell described Liberals when he wrote of those who "repudiate morality while laying claim to it.")
dp0622 changes his tag all the time. This time he's feeling oppressed by the rich:
(The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
visualops quotes a fellow Freeper to explain that Trump stands for most Americans:
(It's the majority of the American people and Trump against the enemies of the republic - Windflier)
Trump_vs_Evil_Witch is writing a pretty hot exploitation movie:
(Huma Abedin + Hillary Clinton =; Muslim Brotherhood asset, lesbian spy ring)
Even Polk? 2CAVTrooper? EVEN POLK?!! 
(Democrats... BETRAYING America since 1828.)

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  2. Even Polk? Of course, Polk! Everything he did was an anethma to everything Republicans hate! Let's review his career:


    "In 1844, the Democrats were split
    The three nominees for the presidential candidate
    Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist
    James Buchanan, a moderate
    Lewis Cass, a general and expansionist

    From Nashville came a dark horse riding up
    He was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump
    Austere, severe, he held few people dear.
    His oratory filled his foes with fear.
    The factions soon agreed
    He's just the man we need
    To bring about victory
    Fulfill our manifest destiny
    And annex the land the Mexicans command

    And when the poll was cast, the winner was Mister James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump.

    In four short years he met his every goal
    He seized the whole Southwest from Mexico Made sure the tariffs fell And made the English sell the Oregon Territory
    He built an independent treasury.
    Having done all this he sought no second term
    But precious few have mourned the passing of Mister James K. Polk, our eleventh president Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump."
    -some Giants

    I mean, he attacked Mex... oh, bullied the British into selling us... or maybe, oh, he didn't trust banks with... he lowered tariffs for both imports/exports which especially helped the southern.. states...

    I see your point.

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  3. HombreSecreto seems to revel in the misery he causes others:
    (The life of a repo man is always intense)

    Ummm...http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087995/


    Total classic. Please see it if you haven't.

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    1. There's actually a lot of Repo Man love that shows up in the taglines, which makes me wonder how badly they fail to either (a) see themselves in Bud, or (b) see Bud

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    2. So much quality 80s schlock to enjoy, so little time...

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  4. Here's a nice one:

    nikos1121 (I am so deplorable I stink.)

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    1. nikos1121 believes in truth in advertising.

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    2. The t-shirt presses are already selling "THIS IS WHAT DEPLORABLE LOOKS LIKE," per facebook ads

      One is reminded of The Onion's "Asshole Admits to Being Asshole in Supreme Asshole Move"

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    3. I'm sure they're advertising the t-shirts with some hot babes, but the ones buying them will the fat old scraggly beards ...
      and people seeing them will go "Yup, pretty deplorable !"

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  5. Why do liberals instinctively always side
    with EVIL - ABORTION, the CLINTONS, the
    DEMOCRAT PARTY, QUEERNESS, and MORE?

    WHY is it that the ONLY FREEDOMS you
    cherish do NOT include OUR FREEDOMS to NOT
    approve of nor like YOUR fetishes?

    OH! AND DO YOU IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT THAT
    THE MUSLIM JIHADISTS ARE GOING TO TOLERATE
    FOR A MOMENT ANY OF YOUR FETISHES?

    I was not raised to HATE ANYBODY! My father
    respected the rights of just about anybody -
    except murderers, rapists, thieves and the
    like. He grew up living on a farm & having
    black neighbors' children for playmates.
    My mother lived in Appalachia & there were
    NO blacks in the hills where she lived. She
    never saw a NEGRO until she was in her
    twenties.

    Hillary made a YUGE mistake calling us
    "DEPLORABLES" in the LOUD, BIG OLD OUTSIDE
    OUTHOUSE VOICE of hers.

    HITLER-Y CLINTON IS A ASS.

    BILL CLINTON IS A ASS.

    Twinkie King

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    1. nikos1121's tagline ...
      "nikos1121 (I am so deplorable I stink.)"

      TWINKIE's tagline ...
      "TWINKIE (I am so deplorable I'm STINKIE)"


      both nikos1121 and TWINKIE believe in truth in advertising.


      TWINKIE's father seems like a nice guy, what ever happened to turn TWINKIE into such a hateful old bag of wrinkles?

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    2. I mean, TWINKIE and all the other old wrinklebags of FreeRepublic of course.

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    3. Living under a bridge can't be good for one's temperament.

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