Friday Spotlight: Twinkie

Twinkie

Twinkie is an 80-year-old who lives in some very remote rural area with her husband. She's got the cool, spunky grandmother thing going on, except...Freeper. So she adds to her eccentricity wacky conspiracy theories and complaints about black welfare mammas.

Citizen Twinkie

I voted Cruz in the primary here in TN; but I will walk
barefoot over rough gravel to get down to the polls on
election day and vote TRUMP if he wins it fair & square.

So, out of my way Hitler-y’s storm troopers & don’t dare
try to intimidate me at the polls. I’m Citizen Twinkie and
I’m coming to the polls mad and voting TRUMP!

Hillary is so fat and sassy!

You see; Bill Clinton OWES Hitler-y the Presidency. Never
mind she’s coughing her head off, is fat and sassy, her
pantsuits are every color in the rainbow (fitting). I’d
threaten to leave the U.S. if she’s selected; but be dam*
if I do. SHE can leave and terrorize the world. She
“stood by her man” when he got caught with his nasty
fingers in the cookie jar. “Clinton Dynasty” my foot!

Mass shooters are Democrats, but the press covers it up:

These “journalists” suspect to begin with that these shooters are generally, registered Democrats, Obama voters, Occupy participants, and Al Gore followers; so they are forced to GET THE LIE OUT THERE right off the bat, so the “Tea Party/Sarah Palin” are blamed immediately. They know what they’re doing by getting the lie around the world before the truth has a chance to even get its pants on.

Her quirky way of saying Cruz needs a makeover:

Cruz, like Twinkie, needs a nutritious diet, a clothing
makeover, as does Twinkie, a new hairdo and to shampoo
his hair and leave off the hair oil, as does Twinkie. . .
in fact, Twinkie should not talk, except Twinkie is not
running for public office. :o)

Don't worry about the MSM - they loved Hitler.

We (and Bachmann) are squandering our energy being “outraged” at the MSM bias in favor of the crooked Democrat Party and against Republicans. They are NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER going to wake up. They upheld Adolph Hitler before WWII. Germans who counted on the media to be truthful were disappointed. - The MSM prides itself on being a little club of “special intellectuals”. Save your breath.

The moderate Muslims are the most dangerous. Also, preparing for the coming hordes:

A few years ago, a young woman was on one of those news shows. She
was all decked out in a gauzy orange hijab; and she had
outfits in all colors. People like her and this judge
will be the first ones either enslaved or beheaded if
the Jihadists overrun us.

- Hussein Obama is hedging his
bets in favor of the Jihadists. As long as we have to
supply him and his wife and daughters with bodyguards,
he *may* be okay; at least unless the hordes become so
overwhelming they’re storming the gates. Then his guards
would likely take their guns and go home to defend their
own families. - We’re trying to stay centered. We WILL
defend ourselves & our families with all means at our
disposal.

Bill Clinton was ugly and blackmailed and shoulda been removed for being bad:

IF . . way back when the House of Representatives voted
impeachment for Billious Clinton . . IF the Senate had
REMOVED his cankered butt from that semen stained office
he besmirched; we would not be facing Hitler-y Clinton
today . . all these years later!

It was NOT only about SEX! Billious put this nation in the
crosshairs of the threat of a foreign power blackmailing
him. . . . furthermore, we do NOT know that he was not
blackmailed and will NEVER know. (There were some odd
and puzzling “tours” by foreign representatives to some
of the top secret facilities around that time.)

He is an UGLY little wanker!

She loves Sarah Palin still, and still hates Katie Couric:

I like Sarah, but she’s wearing thin.

. . helped many conservatives be elected to Congress and other offices. . . given her time to attend conservative rallies . . . taken countless abuses and bounced back in the face of it . . . looking like a million bucks to boot.

No. I’ll tell you who’s wearing thin. It’s those who join in with the liberal/leftist chorus of abuse against a fine, Christian woman because they desparately want “Katie” to “like” them and not think they’re stupid. NEWS FLASH! “Katie” does not like them and most likely secretly thinks they’re stupid rednecks. “Katie’s” payday’s coming someday. Watch and see.

A New Jersey town approves a mosque?

The gates of Hell will NOT prevail.

God hates America:

where was God on 9/11?

God has been dis-invited to the party that is America which the liberals have been throwing for several decades now. Eloquently expressed by Dr. Graham’s daughter & getting worse by the day.

She's pretty into that Bundy Ranch Oregon bird sanctuary takeover:

The American people better wake up. - Start by watching the
simple, plain spoken video Mr. Finicum made a few days
before he was murdered by the Federal Government assassins
to SHUT HIM UP - simply because he was making COMMON SENSE!

Then watch the video of his cold-blooded murder before the
Feds either ban it or doctor it! (For “our own good”, don’t ya know?)

...I think she's saying Paul Ryan was doped in his debate with Biden:

“GULP. GULP. GULP. GULP. GULP. . . “ (Meanwhile, Biden
flashes a big grin with every GULP.) What WAS in those
glasses of water, Ryan?

What’s wrong? Have the bosses threatened to spike your
glass of water again? I’d be mad; not servicing them!

Say what you will, she didn't brainwash he kids:

Will your children not have the COMMON SENSE to make up
their own minds about funding PP? Our children aren’t
little robots who grow up to think like we do.

Actually, her son seems to have turned out OK, if this ramble is anything to go by:

Our son, 50 yrs. old is still caught
up in that “Episcopal” quagmire. - I’ve told him I hate
abortion and consider it murder; also, that I detest
the “gay” agenda - not the persons caught up in that trap.
His dad & I aren’t setting the world on fire; but I fear
the One who is able to set this one on fire & is most
likely about to do just that.

He did try to help his
parishioners through two bad hurricanes; advised those with
young kids to GET OUT OF THE CITY before the last big one
hit - to move out for good. He & his little dog toughed it
out, but his car flooded out and his house like to have
blown away in the wind.

He’s had to do a lot of growing up
because we aren’t PROGRESSIVE; and I think he’s finally
seeing that a lot of the “cool” Progressives he’s met over
the years are phony as 3 dollar bills. I pray he escapes
the foolishness.

Old and white people problems:

They called me for jury duty last year. I’m almost 70 and
support capital punishment; so defense attorneys surely
won’t let me serve. - I wish they’d quit calling me up; I
live way out in the country & Fang won’t let me drive any
more (HE had the last car wreck & it was a doozy that
totaled the car!). Jury duty works a hardship on us; but I
try not to complain (except to ya’ll!). Some of our
acquaintances who don’t live here are jealous I get called.
Go figure. I try to tell them it ain’t all that glamourous;
and it keeps me on a tether for months. - When do they
quit calling people up? I’m old & tired!

More details on Twinkie's life, struggles with her weight, and her lazy husband:

Eat less dear

I don’t know what’s wrong with me really.
I’m 5’ 6”; a woman, with a fairly demanding husband. I have
to take responsibility for lots of stuff around the place.
Husband’s oblivious to the fact that the animals have to be
fed & their water kept clean. - I just fairly poop out all of a sudden & if I don’t go to bed, I just collapse.

My blood sugar tends to the low side, so I’m suddenly in a
state where I just STOP without intending to stop. I’d like
to be able to live in my own little world, but I’m just not
made like that. If I don’t take care of the critters, they
are just SOL.

If it’s something fun, he will do it; but
going out in the cold & bottoning down the dog ain’t fun.

This has been going on for 51 years of marriage; so it’s
set in stone. - And if I don’t put out the dog’s food, the
little birdies that come & eat out of her bowl are also
SOL & go hungry in this cold weather. -

I’m not like the big, fat, black on the dole mamas. - I just ate cabbage,
white beans & ham & cornbread for supper & a little milk
& windmill cookies.
Before bedtime, I’ll be famished again
and lie awake all night with my stomach growling if I don’t
have a bite to eat. I’d say I have a tapeworm; but I’ve
been having a bit of diatomaceous earth in my oatmeal, so
that would kill a tapeworm. -

I’m just old & disgruntled.
You young whippersnappers just don’t understand; but you
will when you also get OLD! - Grumpy Twinkie

Between her self deprecation and the fact that she's answering the insufferable wardaddy, it's hard not to take her side.