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| The gayening of Cruz continues. |
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| Yes, Freepers never whine or blame others! |
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| Trolling is weak, but cute fonts. |
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| By this analogy, toilets are only for sex... |
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| Tubman is in good company. Freepers seem to compare every black woman with Aunt Esther. |
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| Another bad analogy. I guess Hillary only looks like a woman? |
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| Every Freeper a noble lawman, pushed too far. |
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| That girl seems pretty stoked to see Weird Al. |
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| Better strawmen, pls. |
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| How much did Freepers spend on Romney? Newt? Palin? Freep itself? |
That 2nd to last one is basically Freepers saying, "I can't be racist. Some of my best friends are black!"
ReplyDeleteI'm working on a monthly bit on taglines, so keep 'em coming!
ReplyDeleteYa'll need to get something going for
ReplyDeleteyourselves. Don't obsess about "Freeper"
stuff. There are THOUSANDS of them. - Go
over & pick on D.U. where every other word
is the "F" word & scrutinize them. Maybe
ya'll can improve their vocabulary! - Oh.
I almost forgot! Get ya'll a few pairs of
ballet slippers & quit traipsing around on
floors where your dogs have scooted their
worm-infested butts! I'm wearing my BALLET
SLIPPERS today; and I do not stand to profit
off of BALLET SLIPPERS! Oh yeah! Lazamataz
is one Freeper I encounter from time to time.
He seems to be shallow. Love, TWINKIE
1) most folks here don't obsess, it's fun and interesting; a bit reality-TVish, but political.
Delete2) While picking on individual Freepers or posts may not be fair, over time you get a pretty good zeitgeist, and it's not pretty.
For instance, the consensus about there being no moderate Muslims.
3) Liberals have their partisans, to be sure. And they probably swear more. But Freepers seem to be effecting the GOP a lot more than DUers effect the DNC.
Keep in keeping on, Twinkie.
-Oz
Has Laz offered or tried to "Hit it" with you twinkie?
DeleteTwinkie sounds guilty. Laz would not hit it.
DeleteI have to admit, Aunt Esther on the $10 bill made me chuckle ... I'd actually be OK with that.
ReplyDeleteOz. It is "affect", not "effect". Twinkie
ReplyDeletetook spelling back when they had spelling
bees & gave us words that weren't in the
books they gave us to study. Ya'll are
depending on Spellcheck too much. It will
let you down every time! - Twinkie's
trying & is probably "trying" as well.
No. Liberals don't just swear "more". They
cuss every other word and use the "F" word
a lot. I'll get off your website blog soon
as I'm just taking up space & not "getting"
liberals. - IF there are actually any
"moderate" Muslims; they're keeping their
pieholes shut tight - & who can blame them?
I don't agree with "kill all the Muslims".
"Freepers" did not get that from Christ!
I'm a Southerner. Great granddaddy fought on
the Confederate side at Shiloh. Said it was
"a MESS". My daddy fought the Nazis in WWII
in Italy & Germany; felt sorry for the
ordinary conscripted German soldier - but
they were shooting at him & he shot back,
all the way to Berlin & beyond. Life & other
stuff makes you what you are. Many Freepers
are old & been through the wringer. TWINKIE
You didn't mention ballet slippers, guys I don't think this is twinkie
DeleteWell, you were as pleasant and odd as you are on Free Republic, Twinkie.
DeleteYou're wrong about the Muslims - I have a bunch of Muslim co workers and they're just normal folks.
I don't swear a lot myself, but if I worried a lot about swearing, I would have missed Deadwood!
I'll leave you by noting that the great thing about being human is that we can strive to rise above being just the sum of our experiences.
"IF there are actually any
Delete"moderate" Muslims; they're keeping their
pieholes shut tight" See, here's the problem: When grown people spend 5-10-20 years reading all their commentary from ONE single source, it's possible -- just possible -- that if there ARE moderate Muslims (or liberals, or anyone else) -- you are never going to hear about it, because you're sending Jim Robinson your money to hear echoed back to you what you already think.
That being said -- I think you are under the misapprehension that those of us who comment here hate Freepers. I don't speak for everyone, but I don't hate anybody. I just think their more over-the-top inhabitants are at turns hilarious, kooky, internally conflicted, hypocritical, and all kinds of other crazy, and it's fun to analyze them. That's all. The main difference between me and the more extreme Freeper: I'm not plotting to shoot to kill every single thing on this Earth that I fear or do not understand. Peace, Twinkie. Keep reading here -- you might let some air into your chamber if you do.
The irony of that last photo is probably lost on Freepers, did they donate to the freeper thon today?
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo!! We need your donations to keep going strong.
DeleteLess than one year left until our current long national nightmare is over!! January 20, 2017 can't get here soon enough.
DeleteThey just can't wait for President Hillary, can they?
I'm split on my hope for freeperdom ...
Deleteeither Hillary wins and 20000 freepers have uncontrollable explosive diarrhea for days, or ...
The Donald wins and within a month freepers find out he is more of a lefty than Hillary ever could be, and once again suffer spontaneous explosive diarrhea for his entire term.
No. I'm Twinkie. BALLET SLIPPERS. BALLET
ReplyDeleteSLIPPERS. BALLET SLIPPERS! - See? (I put mine
in the washer today & they washed okay.)
If ya'll elect Hitler-y; ya'll can just choke
on her & Billious. I'm old & probably on my
way out of this mortal coil one of these days. Ya'll are the ones who have to live
with the haggy urchin. - BALLET SLIPPERS!
Love,TWINKIE
With Clinton II, even if I don't agree with something she does I have the compensation of watching: Rim, Oinks, DJMadCow, TheOldBag, EternalVillageidiot, GRENDLE, Lazmacaine and the rest spontaneously combusting every day.
DeleteBoth parties went into this as Monarchists. The only real choice they wanted on the table was Bush III vs. Clinton II. The Queen is going to ascend the throne because the likes of Freepers eliminated the King. I won't be voting for her, but anyone who pushed Trump or Cruz (you?) essentially already did.
At least under Hillary you'll probably be able to use public rest rooms in your BALLET SLIPPERS! ;)
"EternalVillageidiot" ...
Deleteheh heh
Today is Sunday & my BALLET SLIPPERS dried
ReplyDeleteon the clothesline all day & overnight. I
can't tell if they're really dry or not.
They feel cold, so I'm still wearing my
plastic hippie shoes with thin socks. -
Ya'll are out of line with the Hitler-y
stuff. Billious PROMISED her the Presidency
for STANDING BY HER MAN in all his bad
behavior. - Now to try to post this & get
past all the "robot" hurdles on here. OK.
So maybe Twinkie is a robot! Love,TWINKIE
BUTT or BOT, TWINKIEBOT!
looking forward to it!
ReplyDeleteI cannot figure out whether this is pro-Nazi or anti-Nazi. What say you?
ReplyDeleteTo TWINKIE, it is anti-Nazi. Anytime
Deletea crowd gathers anywhere to WORSHIP a
man; it's a FAIL. - My dad was a
combat veteran of WWII in N. Africa,
Italy & Germany. He had a great deal
of sympathy for the ordinary German
soldier; but no use for the Nazi
officers. They mistreated their own
soldiers serving under them (as
observed from a distance via
binoculars). A Nazi officer left his
CO, Captain Theodore Noon, after
shooting him in the neck, after
STEALING his cigarettes while he
lay severely wounded having his
legs just about blown off by
machine gun fire. If a man was so
badly wounded that he was not going
to fight you any more, they had a
code of honor that you did not kill
him if you didn't have to - at least
the American soldiers did, & whether
Hitler knew it or not, the ordinary
conscripted German soldier also did.
The Nazi officers did not. - OK.
I will not mention BALLET SLIPPERS
any more. I am wearing mine right now
as they finally got dry. I will say,
you men would be seen as "sensitive"
if you would wear them around the
house. - The plumber is coming today.
I wonder if he will be wearing his
BALLET SLIPPERS. - twinkie, no
TWINKIE