The Secret Real President

Here is a Freeper conspiracy I had not yet cottoned to.

News Max has totally heard that Senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett has Secret Service protection.

Freepers realize this explains everything!

STARWISE sees everything clearly now!

Boy .. that’s really telling ..
It’s all adding up.

mojitojoe has known the true power for years:

Well she is the President so it’s not that surprising. Barry boy plays, Moochie and Valerie were ready to rule from day one.

W. W. SMITH thinks she's Obama's Soviet Control.

I have had a thought or two towards her being Obama’s control. Don’t know if she is a part of that control or just the go between.

Do know that if we the people have to seize power in order to straighten out the mess left by those currently in power, she is on the short list of those who need to be hung.

Rome2000's conspiracy sucks:

It's all about expanding the Secret Service and the rest of DHS to the point that they will be Mexican stand offing with the TSA with butch Napolitano taking bets.

...What?

Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! needs to stop taking drugs.

In the [Ulsterman Report blog] story what was the gregorian chant? Mocking the chant and worshiping the devil?

Does Jarrett dress like Obama and play him and she does this with the chant?Who wants a POTUS that wears make up? I mostly believe the Obama sits on his ass and watches TV in a back room stories the most.

MissMagnolia thinks Obama is a cyborg:

Seriously, VJ is too short & wide to dress up like BO & appear in public. The 'kit' .... betcha it's not all makeup.

I would buy into a drug problem ... either that or the brain implant wasn't working quite right that night, low battery or something.