friday roundup

Here's the standout crazy I found this week. Mostly about Obama:

FlingWingFlyer (De-Globalize yourself !) on how most male Obama supporters are gay:

“Hillary Women Bolting the Obama Nation.” I heard somewhere that more men are downloading the Obama ‘08 Speedo Edition Screensaver than women are. Just something I heard.

He exagerates. I'm sure it's just the white ones.


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txflake recognizes the secret sign Obama's a Muslim.

One dead giveaway [Obama's] Muslim: the man never laughs or happily smiles.

No muslim men do.

Have you ever seen Obama genuinely laugh at something, with true mirth?

And also that footage in the restaurant, where he starts eating and Michelle has to reach over him for her plate because he’s above handing it to her?

I guess none of these smiles is "happy":

Also, I'm sure Michelle Obama is totally the type to put up with being completely subservient to her husband.

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JudgemAll (control freaks, their world & their problem with my gun and my protecting my private party) seems angry, but I can't figgure out what he's saying.

Obama precriticizes... about not criticizing.

“We want to make Obamy daddy happy, now, don’t we? After all, Hitler was made happy by white boy, so now white boy must make sick Obamy happy”

Glad Hitler fits in there somehow as well. And I hope the crack was good.
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HerrBlucher (Asked on his deathbed why he was reading the bible, WC Fields replied "I'm looking for loopholes.") hasn't got on the bash-Obama all the time memo, and wants John Kerry killed for a change.

Is this a treason that can be prosecuted?

There is no such thing as "treason" in America anymore. One proof of that is we nearly elected a traitor for President in 04.

This just in: saying Vietnam was a bad idea is treason! Let the killings of the majority of Americans over 50 begin!

California recognizes homosexual marriage: what will happen?

Maybe Massachsetts was first, but Free Republic has some predictions about what this latest decision by he CA Supreme Court means:


Most Freepers echoed Falcon28

I expect a massive earthquake in California within the next two weeks. It has officially become Sodom and Gomorrah.

Funny how Massachusetts is still around.

WesA went for a more economic route, 'cause God often acts through the market:

California will be a third world country in 25 years.

longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov) goes back to the old Freeper standard, paranoia:

Traditional marriage is a thought crime and thus the state of california deems parents who teach it as abusing their children.

If they state of california can say which feelings are allowed and not allowed (as compared to behavior and actions) then they can easily criminalize thought. (ie conservatives)

Yes! Allowing gay marriage is just like locking up all the conservatives! Better git yer guns!

LowTaxesEqualProsperity widened the scope of the issue:

This country is finished.

Well, there you have it, folks. Gay marriage in California means America is done. It wasn't Bush what done it, it was teh homos I tells ya!

Ahhh! Death!

I just want attention...

The recent electoral results in Mississippi's 1st District do not make Freepers Happy. What are their prescriptions to right the GOP ship of state?

Clintonfatigued (Karl Marx supported free trade. Does that make him a free market conservative?) wants to throw Bush under the bus:

Can anything be done to keep Bush from speaking at the Republican National Convention this year?

Oh dear, abandon the Great Leader? This is SERIOUS!

Theodore R. ( Cowardice is still forever!) can point to exactly when Bush became a RINO:

[Bush's] decline started the day Terri Schiavo was murdered — March 31, 2005.

*sniff* never forget! Whine about it FOREVER!

But back to Republican reflexive blame. JLS hits us with this gem:

...[T]his is the GOP history. They threw Nixon to the wolves and were blown out in 1974. The Dims on the other hand defended the indefensible with Clinton and minimized their losses. But go ahead, blame the most conservative president since prior to WWII.

yeah, if only the Republicans had stood by Nixon...what a missed opportunity.

Norman Bates (Freepmail me to be part of the McCain List!) says the GOP needs to go into straight rabid, trapped animal mode:

Never again. NEVER. No new tone. No nice guy. When they’re down, don’t kick ‘em, shoot ‘em.

I think angry partisanship is a great tone for the GOP to take! What an awesome brand!

Say you want a revolution

I gotta say, one thing I never get tired of is the dire threats Freepers make if certain eventualities come to pass. Nothing demonstrates the importance and desperation of these kookalas like their sad plans for revolution or Apocalypse.

Case and point, Obama might become President:

tcrlaf starts off with doubting God's omnipotance.

If Obama is elected President, not even GOD will be able to save us...

And if that isn't hyperbolic enough for ya, maybe something less metaphysical, like death threats from Enchante (Obama: My 1930s Foreign Policy Goes Well With My 1960s Social Policy!)

"Is this a treason that can be prosecuted?"

Well it would be good if both Malley and Jimmy Carter could be hung for treason, but no, nothing will ever happend to either of these leftist scumbags.

Or maybe more indiscriminate kiling of all those of a certain political persuasion, as roses of sharon ( (Who will be McCain's maverick?)) seems to advocate:

Voters don't know jack about the Democrat Party, and I don't think we can wait another generation.

Heck, we wouldn't even know without the Internet.

We need a drastic plan, and we will need funding, to go up against Soros and all major media.

Hmmm. Maybe that was more a half-baked plan. It may be drastic, but I didn't see enough outright advocacy of death.

libsmacker75 can help us out on that account, though:

Makes one wonder what might happen on Inauguration Day if either the Hildebeast or The Muslim are fraudulently installed by a wave of illegal voters and their friends in the MSM. Given that scenario I’d say there’s a very good chance that those of us who’ve had enough of “progressivism” over the last 40 years will do whatever it takes to restore the Republic as the Founders intended it.

Whatever it takes, eh? Yeah, I'd say that there's a quality internet tough guy death threat. The more they threaten, the more marginal they are.

Yes, I'm back

I hate long hellos as long as I do long goodbyes.

I have another job starting a week from today, so we'll see how long I can keep this up.

Might Makes Right

Freepers ask "What does $120 Oil Mean for the Global Economy?" The answer? Bomb Iran!

Add this to the list of reasons why vaporizing Iran is what must be done.

At what point does Civilization draw the line, at what point does it sink in that the era of Chamberlain has run its course, has been over for some time, at what point does the "epiphany" reveal itself, at what point do we respond to the "Invasion of Poland" moment a moment History has time and again demonstrated will soon be foisted upon is, whether we are ready or not?

If Iran getting nuclear weapons is the Invasion of Poland in this scenario, then what freerepublic_or_die is advocating is equivalent to us invading Germany in about 1929. That sounds like an awesome plan.

river rat (Semper Fi - You may turn the other cheek, but I prefer to look into my enemy's vacant dead eyes.) has a pretty awesome plan that goes beyond Iran:

It means one of two things:

1. Drill and Refine our OWN oil — where ever it may be.

2. Inform OPEC to take their own production up to a point where the market price returns to $25/barrel, or we’ll kick their ass and take the gas.

You choose.

When someone calls him on 1) the fact that OPEC can't make the price $25/barrel anymore and 2) he's a fucking lunatic, riverrat responds with some political wisdom:

"BTW-You do realize that you do not have a right to cheap oil?"

Real cute....did you learn that in Pubic Skool? (sp intentional)

I have the right to do what is necessary to fight blackmail by oil cartels and ransom demands...

Might makes right...and the victor writes history....

Stupid Public Skool, always teaching people to be civilized.

I'm not a fan of gun control, but seeing this guy's philosophy, I'm not sure I want to give him even a pointed stick. Might get ideas about being mighty, start to demand I give him stuff for free...

Freepers linked to this as though it were true...