Nidal Hasan's testicles.

Seems the Fort Hood shooter is awake. Freepers indulge in a bit of fantasy about what they would do to the guy. Because civilization is for pussies and torture has exceeded living well as the best revenge:

Nervous Tick is kind of a details man:

Hopefully pretty soon, he’ll be well enough that he can be weaned off of pain relievers.

When he get to that point, it’s time to begin crushing his teeth one by one with a pair of pliers.

Once he gets out of intensive care, we can start working over his nuts with an electric generator.

Bloody Sam Roberts has interesting criteria in who is buddies are:

When he get to that point, it’s time to begin crushing his teeth one by one with a pair of pliers. Once he gets out of intensive care, we can start working over his nuts with an electric generator.

I like the way you think.

In fact, I think you and I would get along nicely over a few brews one day.

DeepInTheHeartOfTexas has this advice:

I have three things to say:

RED IS POSITIVE

BLACK IS NEGATIVE

AND MAKE SURE HIS NUTS ARE WET

In non-testicle related ideas, it seems gimme1ibertee wants to bomb Virginia:

Fly him over the motherland,strap his ass onto a nuclear bomb and drop him out the bomb-bay doors.....take out more than one,do it right and with some fanfare.
Or, if you really wanna do them all in....I mean,this is really brutal..
carpet-bomb the whole region with millions of 8x10 color glossies of Helen Thomas in a thong & pasties.
So,there'll be some collateral damage..

SkyPilot goes for a more realistic, and more petty fantasy:

If I were his doctor, I would repeatedly touch him with my left hand while eating a bacon sandwich downed with a shot of whiskey, while lifting up his hospital gown asking the female staff if the patient looked well, and wearing a "GO ISRAEL!" t-shirt while dropping a Koran into the hospital waste bin in front of him.

Leg Olam

‘This guy will be trying every type of suicide imaginable.’

It would be kind of hard for him to do it if they ‘accidently’ amputated his hands and feet.

And now this word from outer space

How times have changed edition:

Carter was criminally stupid, Obama is criminally evil.

The only question is whether Freeper hate fades with time or whether their outrage level is actually getting higher and higher as time goes on. At this rate, the next Dem President will be criminally...super evil?

SolidWood (Sarah Palin: "Only dead fish go with the flow!")

Monday potpourri.

Freepers doubled down on isolating themselves this week:

Ditter wanted to have sex with Canada or something. But no more!

I have been to Canada many times and some of the residents are just jealous of the US. I always though Canadians were our soul mates or at least our best friends, that is until I went there. I still like Canada and Canadians but my illusions were shattered.

Frantzie is all about the shunning:

Maybe the dumb seniors and baby boomers who voted for O will decide self preservation is a good thing. I know moronic senior relatives who voted for Hussein. I will not speak to them again - ever.

TribalPrincess2U on election fraud, and how only real men do it:

a few boxes of ballots will be found in the trunks of various Rat poll workers’ cars, and just enough to put him over the top.

If our side had any ba**s, they would use the same trick. It's time to fight dirty.

Nowhere Man is kind of a fan of military rule.

I wish we could take a Mulligan on last year's election. There is a side of me that hopes we have a military coup. If I was a general in charge, the best thing to do is have the Joint Chiefs run the Federal government, the States would retain their Constitutional powers under their governors. Then if we have time to set it up, special elections for all seats in Congress and the Presidency would be called for in November 2010 or if the logistics fail us, make it November 2012. Anybody who held office in Congress and/or the Presidency, including cabinent members and Tsars would be deemed ineligible for life. After the election, when the New Congress and President is sworn in the following January, they will assume their roles and the Joint Chiefs would go back to their old role.

Thank God the Joint Chiefs would give up power after the elections in this scenario! Otherwise, one might think this an anti-democratic plan.

Overtaxed Patriot wonders things:

I wonder if Reagan is haunting [Obama] in the Oval Office, which is why Barry escapes on road trips all the time.

Freddd

Father God please don’t let gay’s marry.

Sweet circular logic!

Dragonspirit analyzes the Iranian hostage crisis:

444 days of captivity under the Democrat. About an hour or two under the Republican.

You don’t defeat Islam by coddling words and bleating apologies. You get in its demonic face and punch it in the teeth. That, more than anything, shows the difference between Ronald Reagan & GWB vs Clinton, Carter and Token.

Oddly, I do not recall Reagan punching Iran in the teeth at all, much less within hours of being sworn in.

ntnychik watched the coverage of the Bachman protest carefully and found issues:

There was a nasty looking frowning woman wearing a PRO-LIFE shirt, whose picture was on at least two of the broadcasts. My bet is she was a plant.

JillValentine is totally brave enough to be a total bigot:

Of course there will be talk about “good Muslims.” “But some Muslims won’t kill us!” Yes, and some rattlesnakes won’t bite you. But playing with a rattlesnake is still stupid, just like trusting a Muslim. You never know when Sudden Jihad Syndrome will rear its ugly head and your friendly Muslim neighbor who “always seemed so nice” massacres a bunch of schoolgirls in the name of Allah.

Islam is the common enemy of every civilized human being on the planet. It is utterly incompatible with modern civilization, human rights, individual liberties, and a republican form of government. Those “Americans” who would side with Islam over their own country, whether they personally practice Islam or not, are traitors and deserve nothing less than the noose.

MestaMachine on the VA tech shooter's secret Muslim past:

Cho, Virginia tech
Hasan, Virginia Tech

They never tied Cho to the mosque, but I did. They covered up that he had been indoctrinated and made it seem like he was just nuts. I have pics.

Now, that's evidence!

And now this word from outer space

At long last siding with the Viet Cong Edition

Dear [Vietnamise-American Republican Congressman Joseph Cao, who voted for heath reform]

I am sorry that I fought to free your country.

Very truly yours,

xxxx x xxxxxx

Random racism supplied by clintonh8r

Good bye USA. You were a good idea.

Health care passes. Freepers, by and large, have three reactions.

There is the ashes and sackcloth folks, like Texas4ever

I think we lost our country...next is disarming the citizens....then citizen soldiers....it coming. I hate that my mother who loves her country and lived through the wonderful spirit of American Patriotism....and respect for country, soldiers and family has to see such an awful display of disregard...she called me in her sweet voice and softly said...”what does this mean?” I told her dont worry mom...Tomorrow is her 74th Birthday....God help us....I am crying for my mom and what used to be a beautiful Country!

Or Schatze

My mother died about two months ago -- I'm glad she didn't live long enough to see this.

That's the bright side!

Then there are th civil disobedience types, like AmericanInTokyo

General Tax Revolt.

And, Religious Conscientious Objector status to pay taxes based on funding of abortion.

Time to go Nelson Mandela on them.

Really? Mandela? That old commie terrorist?

LomanBill in adition to some odd ideas about when to center text, seems to think the police wil totally strike.

Who exactly do they think will go out and "enforce" these laws?

It is incumbent upon the honorable craftsman

to be aware of whether or not his services are being used

as a means to accomplish evil ends -

and to act accordingly.

LEOs.. are you listening?

Oh, I'm sure Law Enforcement Officers are listening to Free Republic, but not for the reasons LomanBill hopes.

Which brings us to the final set of Freepers, the threats of violence.

yadent beaats the favorite Freeper drum of secession. It's in a low cycle right now, but could flare up any time.

Are the freedom loving peoples ready to separate? It doesn’t have to be violent. Let’s find a state or two and leave. If not, I will NOT live on my knees!!!! It will become violent, very violent.

America2012 agrees:

If this thing passes the Senate and Obama signs it, this country won't make it to the 2010 elections.

Indy Pendance

Signatures won’t matter, it’s bullets now.

There is, I guess, a fourth type, like rurgan. They get completely unhinged from logic:

Now do we see how evil and a threat Democrats are? On a Saturday Night , behind the American people’s back They satanically, stealthily , slid this bill/knife into the American people’s back to destroy our freedom and ability to make a living.

This Bill Passed ONLY because the Democrats have such a large majority in the House.

This bill would have NEVER passed the House in the Republican controlled House.

Well, that is true I guess, if Congress were different it would do different things.

Saturday Pix

Obama is a total narcissist! You can tell cause he's on TV all the time!

It's pretty over for Newt with the Freepers after NY-23.

That the hell is with her breasts? I get the Marie Antoinette reff, but boobs? Is that some sort of insult?

Heh. To Freepers, Muslims might as well worship some kind of Sauron Cube.

What's with the ears?

SEIU head. Good luck taking that on, Freepers.

Hooray for fictional signs!

Hooray for unflattering photos

SLEEPER CELL

Freepers, as per usualy, jump to the most dramatic conclusion about the Fort Hood shooting:

BunnySlippers has uncovered some interesting facts:

I now wonder about the whole Hasan family after his comments. People who worked with him knew of his feelings about Islam and America and knew of his glee at American casualties. And his family did not know? I simply don’t believe it.

Glee at American casualties? Yeah, I'm gonna need a source for that other than "He's a Muslim!"

Which is, by the way, is knarf's argument:

Of COURSE he was in turmoil.

His entire life has been schizoid ... always being Muslim and living as an American warrior patriot?

The two are impossible.

There may BE muslims serving in the military ... I suggest they're not 'serving' so much as they're awaiting THEIR chance.

Moderate Islam -it's a conspiracy of billions!

The above comment leads to the logical conclusion, which Rappini draws:

The so called Melting Pot here in the US is full and we should bounce every Muslim out of the Military.

Riley hits the strawman hard. I think he's working on some personal issues here:

I know personally at least one lefty who very likely stayed up half the night last night carefully crafting all sorts of convoluted rationalizations why absolutely nothing that this guy did is his own fault.

I think I’ll skip talking to her over the holidays. I don’t deal well with crazy people.

And there are two others who report on crazy lib reactions as well. I wonder how many Freepers live in families with political crazies of both stripes, or how many are just liars.

TribalPrincess2U sees the conspiracy:

Another crisis or convenient distraction?

Why aren’t we hearing more about the dead?
Has anyone seen a list?

ZULU agrees:

He WON’T get the Tim McVey Treatment.

We have a fifth columnist in the White House - a closet Muslim. He won’t execute one of his own. Reverend Wright would never speak to him again.

You know, what with all the real Muslims trying to kill us, if you add in the secret ones (and the commies hiding in the trees!) we might be in big trouble.