Obama never makes mistakes

Obama only lies. It seems the White House website mentions 700 Congressional districts that don't exists. Obama says it's a mistake, and saner people might think being so hugely wrong (that's 160% bonus districts) is surely a mistake, or the work of a horrible liar.

Guess which way Freepers are taking it:

smokingfrog has the html skillz:

Not errors, Lies!
You weren't supposed to notice.

Dinah Lord is also outraged at these lies:

And what did Obama call the problems at Recovery.Gov? A "side issue"

"President Obama brushed off criticism over his administration's inaccurate reporting on job creation Wednesday, telling Fox News the accounting is an "inexact science" and that any errors are a "side issue" when compared with the goal of turning the economy around. He said job growth is his No.1 responsibility.

http://tinyurl.com/yaum2oj

His arrogance knows no bounds.

How dare he not treat this like a Big Deal! I'll be the MSM covers up for him as well!

Liz explains what Obama is hiding here:

the national debt .......increased by trillion in six short months..... due to Ohaha's wild spending.

THE WH WANTS US TO BELIEVE IT'S ONLY BILLIONS.........don't fall for it.

The entire government budget is bad, now that Obama is in charge!

mdmathis6 lays it all out clearly:

And even those errors weren’t errors but were incidents that were spun and twisted to look like they were errors until the ‘fact checkers” were themselves fact checked and debunked!

...what?

onedoug keeps his eyes on the prize:

...islamist liars

GOPJ notes the source here is ABC, not FOX!

Someone at ABC NEWS is NOT kissing liberal butt... FOX NEWS has to find that person or people - and hire them away from ABC...

Yeah, consolidate all right thinking people in a few places for ease of focuses viewing!

Is this the next big thing?

Man50D has some kinda plan to get Nanci Pelosi and Obam arrested or some such:

Then you understand "grand jury" is never mentioned in the Constitution that spells out the powers to the three branches of government but is mentioned in the Bill Of Rights(5th Amendment)that spells out the rights of the people.

You also understand our founding fathers purposely wrote the grand jury concept in the latter and not the former in order to give the people the power of the grand jury(aka common law grand jury or runaway grand jury) as a check against a corrupt government, thereby creating the fourth branch of government.

You further realize the judicial system attempted to hijack the grand jury process in 1946 with the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure giving the false impression only the courts have the power to convene a grand jury when in fact it doesn't have any such power, is ignoring explicit constitutional language and therefore does not nullify the power of the common law/runaway grand jury.

You also grasp the concept Once a court is served with a Presentment it is required to act upon the Presentment by forming an indictment and set the criminal case over for trial.

Grizzled Bear doesn't take kindly to people who think this is crazy:

This is the kind of stuff that makes us look like a bunch of weirdos.

Do suppose anything similar was said in Germany during the 1930s?

wintertime:

All it takes is one judge who is a true patriot and loves his country. Obama’s paperwork is like a vampire. It can't stand the light of day shining on it.

Marty62 is like some kind of crazy angry right-wing hippy:

Yes we should be like the DUMMIES and NEVER think outside the commie/fascist/socialist BOX.
I bet there were some COLONISTS that thought the small group of “RADICALS” that sent King George the demand for Freedom were considered nutcases.
But hey, this is what makes Americans ..Americans.
This move is a reaffirmation of our LEGAL system.
Now we will see what Pelosi and Zero do as a counter move.
Demand that some spineless Judge dismiss it or else.

We'll see if this takes off beyond Freeperville. It's not much more crazy than birtherism. If health care passes, I'll bet we'll see this gain momentum.

The only question is what to call them. My vote is for Presenters. Though Fourthers (cause the People are the secret fourth branch!) kinda works.

South Africa

On the heels of the previous thread on Freepers' reflexive dislike of all Somalis as a rule, here is a thread on some South African crime: "South Africa minister tells police to 'shoot the bastards." Alas, most of the thead is some kind of Freeper flame war about how Communist South Africa is. But before that develops, you get some interesting stuff:

GodGunsGuts seems not to think that gun-based brutality is the key to crime prevention:

This is what happens when the commies take over. And it’s only going to get worse as the ANC has not yet consolidated the revolution (ie reeducation camps, mass terror, genocide, etc).

STONEWALLS explicates more about thy Africa is different than America or Europe. Any guesses how?

“This is what happens when the commies take over...”

...yep, and it’s also what happens when Whitey leaves...it’s been going on ever since European colonials started getting run out over 50 years ago.

MrB

I hate to say it, but it wasn’t “commies” so much as it was “tribals” taking over.

We have neighbors that just came back to the states from being missionaries there, and they have some stories to tell.

The funny thing about the “strange beliefs” that they tell that the “tribals” have over there - you can hear the same “theories” (white man created AIDS to kill black people) that you hear out of the likes of Farrakhan and Rev Wright.

CodeToad knows the key to being racist is to preemptively attack the other guy for being PC:

“Just bashing folks who think that South Africa is a communist hell-hole, because it is inhabited by lazy Africans who refuse to work for the things they want.
“

Well, it is and they are. Whatcha going to do about it, demand no one mention it? Typical Communist propaganda: “No one mention it!” BS. The entire continent is a hell hole, which is why no one ever says they can’t wait to move there. It’s just one savage tinhorn dictator after another. Obama’s family was part of it.

editor-surveyor goes back tothe whole "we only hate blacks cause they hated us first!"

"So, in what sense would an American black be wrong in perceiving that conservatives were prejudice against blacks."

In every sense!

Rejection of those that choose to live on the egalitarian plantation, or those that hate America because it was founded on the gospel of Jesus Christ, is not prejudice against any racial group. The historic Republican party embraces America as it was founded, not as the destroyers wish to remake it.

By request: Back to Africa with ya!

A group of young, Somali men posted a video of themselves attacking pedestrians and bicyclists in St. Paul. Freepers are oddly eager to assume all Somalis are exactly so:

Mount Athos blames diversity:

They always say diversity is strength, and how multiculturalism will pay dividends.

Here’s the poster boys for it

If only we were all white, there would be no more violence!

MNDude knows the Somali people quite well:

Those Somalis are pretty small and frail. Must have been a bunch of them, or the bikers must have been small.

Cause of the famine, get it? Haw haw!

BertWheeler

Somalia is Somalia because of the behavior of the Somali people. Even if you transport Somalis to St. Paul, Minnesota they will act just like they do in Somalia and that is to act with wanton disregard for others.

So it sucks we let the Irish in back in the day, eh?

opus86 brings up the usual Freeper panacea:

Average citizens have got to start shooting thugs when they attack. It’s not going to get better until the thugs are removed, or until their fear of consequences overrides their desire to assault/pillage/rape/etc.

Yet another example of violence that would be solved if everyone had guns and used them! Vigilante justice is a very well thought out plan:

dagogo redux

Perhaps Somalis are a cut above the rest due to Arabic influence, but in general none of the peoples of sub-Saharan African had either the gumption or intelligence to invent the plow, the wheel, or written language before colonialists brought it to them.

Yep, Africans never did anything useful! Colonialism was awesome for those guys, and they never thanked us!

Moltke

seven or eight young people running down the banks alongside the path, jumping and making noise.

Running, jumping, making noise...yep, sad to say those are three disciplines Africans excell at. Technical, artistic or social innovation...not so much.

'nuff said.

Fake but Accurate.

Freeper philosophy is self-consistent. All people who disagree with therm have an agenda and are lying. All facts that disagree with them are therefore untrue. And, for good measure, anyone who disagrees with their philosophy is stupid and has an agenda and also evil.

But the whole evil thing is a chink in their armor. It necessitates an emotional response in all who are virtuous. Which is against their purported rationality.

Thus, you have a split in the Freeper community when their latest telling pic of Obama without his hand over his heart on Memorial day is actually after the National Anthem is over and some people have not yet put their arms down, some Freepers see no need to lie to themselves anymore, while others cling to their own dedication to their personal truth:

Secret Agent Man represents a little over half of the Freeper population with his

We don’t need to take things out of context with him. More than enough stuff we know about him that are out there and the context is clear and hasn’t been contrived to appear as it isn’t. We don’t have to be desperate like liberals and deliberately take things out of context (ie Nancy Pelosi and protestor swastikas). There’s SO MUCH else that is scary IN the proper context with this guy.

Maverick68 disagrees:

It takes very little effort to convince people he DOESN’T love this country as opposed to finding ANYTHING in the man’s past that would make one believe he does love America...

DouglasKC is also all for the ends justifying the means.

Nonsense. It’s fake but accurate. We KNOW he hates the country. He couldn’t WAIT to put his hand down.

rockinqsranch will go a long way for a dick joke:

I found nothing false about this. It’s understood where his heart is, and he had both hands over it.

Rappini:

Sorry but it’s not in me to cut him some slack.

Beckwith goes all ad hominem on those who cling to what shreds of truth remain:

Thank you for defending our Dear Leader.

It’s just not fair that those evil conservatives pick on Obama, just because he bows to monarchs and hates to salute the flag.

He’s got a lot on his mind.

Not he may still have saluted the flag, but he hates it so it's okay to pretend he didn't really.

Monday potpourri.

ClearCase_guy knows him the homogays thought processes:

Lesbians hate babies because they are jealous of the heterosexual women who will give birth to those babies.

Gay men like babies because some of the babies will be boys, and will eventually reach puberty, and the gay men look forward to recruiting them.

MinuteGal knows REAL Jews are all manly men:

I wonder how small Obama's Jewish minions, Secy. Dan Shapiro and creepy advisor, Rahm Emanuel, felt in the presence of a REAL Jew.....a manly man like Netanyahu.

But then, Obama's feminized and cowardly minions don't have the same feelings of normal American patriots or fighters for freedom like Bibi.

Thunder90

Just wait until we take everything back in 2012. We will not be charitable like we used to be.

Cause if there is one thing Freepers are, it's charitable with the opposition.

Cicero knows the lies he's been told are extremely obvious:

Obama closed down all the Republican dealerships around the country and left the Democrat ones open, after he took over Government Motors. This was extremely obvious, but of course the media largely ignored it.

Things are already biased to the left anyway, since you need a college degree to get a job in the State Department or the Environmental Protection Agency, and most of these university products are liberals after years of brainwashing.

oprahstheantichrist likes how Sarah Palin looks:

O.M.G.

Black pencil skirt, black heels, dark hose. She looks awesome.

This will make the overweight, no-lomger-attractive, angry housewives' heads explode.

OTOH, now I know what I'm wearing on Thanksgiving (my family hates her)!

uncitizen sees more in the Fort Hood masacre than sane people do:

we're supposed to think that he was there trying to get information to use to hit Ft. Hood or someplace else, but i think he was there for the purpose of being video taped so that later after he did his evil deed the govt could say, "ok, he's a muslim, but the other muslims in the Army aren't llike this. They don't have Allah splashed across their door or have empty paper shredders or "soldier of Allah" business cards in their apartments. He's just one lone gunman who was an extremist muslim. Don't worry all the other muslims in the US military or good members of the "religion of peace".

What i'm saying is that imo people at the HIGHEST levels of govt used a willing participant to carry out this terrorist attack.

Why are all the witnesses being told to "shut up". Is an empty paper shredder a better piece of evidence than the testimony of the people Hasan worked with or the people who heard him say anti-American things?

I like how there is no need for a motive or anything.

Candor7 thinks Orly's getting fined for being an idiot is a good thing for the birthers:

MOre Publicity! Thank You Orly. This COLB issue will hit the News Yet, especially when they decide to jail her!

Then watch the shite hit the fan!

Yay Orly!

Dud, most people know who you are now.

chris37, I don't think that word means what you think it means...

This government is engaged in outright treason.

muawiyah is just plain mean:

Axelrod wasn't aborted by his mother because she was too busy being a commie faux journalist covering up for Joe Stalin so that he could delay advancing on the Germans thereby letting them kill millions of Jews.

Otherwise she'd torqued the little guy in a second.

chuck_the_tv_out has a really expansive view of terrorism.

when the left loses elections, they start the terrorism.

In America, that terrorism is mostly propaganda-based (BDS etc.), but also some real bombs.

Propaganda-based terrorism?

Carry_Okie:

WE’RE THE ONES WITH THE GUNS.

They're the ones with the weaponized smallpox... AND the depth of depravity to use it.

erm, wow.

Saturday Pix

Yup, those protests are totally working, Freepers!

V...for Vampire? Then why the horns?

Redbating may still work, but I think you may need to update your mascot.

Wow. Classy.

Holy crap this is despicable.

Yeah, keep trying to make Obama worse than Bush. Remember when some storms in middle America were "Obama's Katrina?" Neither do I.

Okay, this is pretty good.

Oh, George Washington, you scamp you!

Bohemian Grove? Good luck with that.