Saturday Pix

Keep insisting on Obama being Muslim! This can only make everyone rally around you in 2012!

Oh, I hope freepers go with this instead of traitors for women they are not happy with.

Wow, when you photoshop her a lot, Michelle Obama looks silly!

Climate change Napoleon. Now that is a mixed metaphor. I guess that means Obama/Napoleon is going to lead the artillery of research against the Europeans of skepticism. But later he will come up against the Waterloo of 2012 after being weakened by the Russian Winter of tea parties.

I swear, the world would be one big crater around Texas if some Freepers had their way.

Obama's Secret Service is Black and Inept

So Obama had this party and these two reality TV types got in uninvited. A serious secutiry breach to be sure. Freepers know who to blame: Obama.

Some people think this was all a grand scheme to distract us:

StolarStorm

Yep, it has made a great smoke screen for the continuing war with Islamic extremists.

Salgak prefers to think of the Secret Service's failure as reflecting on the Obama's character:

It POTENTIALLY shows us that the Secret Service are as sick of the Obamas as they were of the Clintons, and are doing things by rote, rather than full professionalism.

Cicero has noticed something:

suspect that the Secret Service personnel who are currently guarding the president may not be the most competent or qualified.

All we have to go on are the photos, but there are many more black SS agents than I’ve ever seen before. I suspect they’ve probably shuffled off the more experienced agents to other jobs, and brought in every black in the agency, some of them possibly not terribly well qualified.

Obviously I don’t know that for sure, and if anyone questioned it they would probably be jailed for committing a racist hate crime.

gaijin just assumes we can blame the Affirmative Action:

1. The US Army = affirmative action victim

2. US Secret Service = affirmative action victim

3. Breitbart breaks this story = State Controlled Media failure

4. 2 College Kids ACORN videoCam = State Controlled Media failure

Nice way to work ACORN in there, dude!

Candor7 just straight up attacks the Secret Service:

The Secret Service detail of the president is evolving into little better than Chicago Gangland thugs.

They are selected for the detail on a basis of political
values and views, not professionalism.

He then posts a bunch of videos of the Secret Service not being happy with Freeper types for some reason. Proof of their all being evil black Chicagoans!

PhiKapMom brings this whole Obama's Secret Service is bad cause Obama is bad meme to it's apotheosis:

Whose not to say that some of these people were part of a bodyguard group around one of his dear friends from the Nation of Islam? They don’t look like any agents I have ever seen up close and personal.

Release KSM!

Freepers hate Obama so much they want KSM to be let free.

perchprism has already tried KSM in the court of Freeper opinion - and he was found not guilty:

If our laws mean anything, they cannot convict. Holder is an incompetant political hack. This is going to explode in his face.

nikos1121 has him some priorities:

I’d say... yes...the case should be dismissed...

Set him free.... Let him go...

I’m all for it...

If we are going to put up with this farce... let’s reverse the farce....and support these @ssholes getting released...

Let Obama and company deal with it...

mark3681

The Pres_dent of the United States of Amerika has already stated that KSM will be found guilty, that he will be convicted. How can anyone expect this farce to work out any other way than an acquittal?

The trial has been intentionally tainted from the outset.

That Obama is such a mastermind!

cookcounty

The primary stated reason that these guys were put in Gitmo was to assure they they would not be able to use the US Civil system. Now that they are coming here, the absoluteness of OUR protections before the law may well be eroded, because "exceptions" will need to be made in order to convict. So the "Civil Libertarians" are literally weakening our guarantees as citizens.

All because Obama and Holder have low self-esteem when they think of their country and want the world to like them better. Sick.

okie01 agrees, and adds a dash of victimization paranoia:

So the "Civil Libertarians" are literally weakening our guarantees as citizens.

Confident, of course, that it will never affect them.

Only those low-brow ignorant conservatives...

Obama's war

Obama mentioned raising taxes to fund Afganistan. On the one hand, Freepers hate taxes and Obama. On the other hand, they love them some war. What to do?

The only solution is inchoerance:

RJS1950 has some awesome logic:

Any tax imposed will also be paid by military families as well so he just wants another burden put on military families.

This is why we should never tax anyone ever.

ClearCase_guy thinks a tax to help the war is proof Obama hates war:

My interpretation of this is that in these tough economic times, Obama is trying to make the war more unpopular by associating it with an additional tax. You warmongers! You want to kill people so much, you better be prepared to pay for the pleasure!!

St. Louis Conservative proves how hating war is socialist:

There’s a new narrative developing on the left that wars have stopped great “progressive” (i.e. socialist) movements. They are scared to death that Afghanistan could unravel their sweeping domestic socialist agenda.

KTM rider keeps it simple:

Obama's War
Obama's Tax
to pay for Obama's lavish stupidity

Cause after about 9 months, the President retroactively owns the decision to go to war.

cranked just indulges in random populist rhetoric:

Here’s my version of a war tax:

Forcibly induct every Congressman and woman into the military, put them through training, give them a weapon, and send them to a few units on the front lines in Afghanistan.

Ya sound like a hippy!

Soothesayer9

in 10 years [we will] have SEALs and Force Recon guys fighting to the death in some gladiator arena under Obama’s thumb. Don’t think anything is beneath Obambi. If it was good enough for Nero and Commodus..

Wow, that Obama sure is evil!

Never to young fo attack

Some 10 year old in Arkansas isn't sayign the Pledge of Allegance till gays have equal rights. Freepers attack the young mesenger.

bettyspage is one of the few to attack the parents:

in the article I kept reading about his mom, but no daddy. Where’s dad? Methinks mom is a fag hag.

bigbob has an innovateve "beat out the liberalism" policy:

The kid is 10 years old. Parents need to conduct an ass-kicking contest, with this little lawyer-to-be providing the ass.

Charlespg is a bit blind to his own supporters:

I consider using your kid as political pawn like this to be child abuse/exploitationbr

Welp, no more kids at tea-parties!

Candor7 knows the pedos love the liberals:

soon to be victim of every gay pederast in his within 100 miles. His parents better be careful.

It could be child abuse.

fortunate sun

drag’em to the local mosque to get buggered for an hour or two then ask him what he thinks about gays

So all arabs like the buttsex.

TXnMA

Fine. Ship this budding young faggot and his parents out to Sudan and let him attend school there.

He will surely not be faced with saying the Pledge in a mud-walled Madrassa...

Cause only gays like gay rights. Also, I don't think the Muslims like the gays. Except, to Freepers they are both evil so they must be secretly in cahoots like the Nazis/Commies/Muslims/Democrats are.

Monday potpourri.

Anti-Palin conspiracy theories abound this week:

Indy Pendance

We’re all in our minds plotting ways to avoid anything governmental this admin passes. I have a friend who’s trying to figure out how to be dead, and live as an illegal. They’ll have more rights than citizens. Think about that. People are devising ways to not be citizens.

Marty62

DOES IT BOTHER ANYONE THAT OBAMA IS GETTING SECRET MESSAGES FROM THE SCUM ISLAMOFASCIST THAT ARE KILLING OUR YOUNG SOLDIERS.
...
OBAMA IS WORKING WITH THE ENEMY.

AUJenn found victimization subtext in Oprah's softball interview with Sarah Palin:

Oprah seemed very monotone and disinterested. Considering how I’ve seen her hooting and hollering and hugging guests on her show in the past, she was very “bland” today. She did not seem warm towards Sarah at all.

marron has a plan:

AG Holder needs to be removed from office.

I’m looking to see who will be the one to stand up in congress and demand it. Senator Wilson, can we count on you?

I think you should use your tea-party powers to get Wilson to stand up for America once again! This can only end well!

UCFRoadWarrior knows who is behind the Republicans who don't like Palin:

George Soros must have been on the phone...calling the McCain staffers...go trash Palin again

Anyone who has Wallace, Steve Schmidt, and the other McCain Soros-bots on their future campaigns will be sure losers

YHAOS on Commies everywhere:

"It is a lot harder now that about the only place that communists are left in the world is Cuba and the faculties of certain ivy league establishments."

Are you serious?

Ever hear of an idiot named Hugo? What do you think Environmentalists are? ACORN? Have you heard of the ChiComs? The EU? The UN? PETA? North Korea? The Great Zer0 and his entourage? Virtually every college campus in North America and Europe?

Oh! I almost forgot the majority of the Congress of the United States.

Good Lord, Man!

And now this word from head Freeper Jim Robinson

FR is a pro-God, pro-life, pro-family, pro-gun, pro-America, pro-liberty site. We will not be supporting Rudy the Planned Parenthood, NARAL liberal RINO. Not now, not ever!

Good luck running for governor without your base, Rudy!

magslinger has an interesting twist on the "I'm not part of any organized party - I'm a Democrat."

It's not really surprising. Have you ever seen a group of conservatives working together? Put twelve in a room for the purpose of stuffing envelopes and they will quickly start doing it thirteen different ways until someone takes charge and organizes the whole thing. Kind of funny, really.

This is strange stuff to the Sheepocrats, who will just sit there until told what to do.

...which is why we have health care passed right now.

whatisthetruth on Cheney's lesbian daughter:

Cheney is for same-sex marriage, he needs to take a good look in the mirror and figure out what happened in his marriage to cause his daughter to become a lesbo.

There's nothing admiral in encouraging your daughter to live a life of perversion and to corrupt innocents in that process.

If only Cheney weren't so damn kinky...

sonic109 has totally given up:

I say stopping this health care bill is the last chance.

If this passes ( and it will), move ,,I’m serious. I won’t live in a country of punks , cowards and morons anyway .

You have a f*cking COMMUNIST in the White House folks and your blathering about Sarah in 2012will save us and we’ll vote them out in NOV 2010 .
What a damn joke.
By 2012 you wont have a say in what happens anymore, especially when 20 million of the unwashed masses will be full citizens over night, just in time to re elect any Marxist douche bag giving them free health care and free everything else.

Saturday Pix

Obama is secretly in the Rocky Horror Picture Show? THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING?

Nothing says recruitment like a criminal trial!

Did Warlock-Joker Obama cause 9-11? Inquiring minds want to know!

Sweet ugly colors, batman!

I cannot for the life of me figure out what the bottom left bit is.

PROOF!