Monday potpourri.

comps4spice knows liberals:

Beneath the veneer of liberalism is a sneering, seething concentration camp guard ready to ship conservatives to their deaths all for the good of the state.

hoosiermama:

Notice : He is trying to prove he’s not a M______ by walking with her instead of in front of her.

jwparkerjr thinks the time has come to jettison the Constitution:

The Ground Zero mosque tests our national character

In much simpler terms it tests whether or not we will allow our ‘freedoms’ to be used to destroy our freedom. Without saying so explicitly I don’t think the Founding Fathers ever intended for us to commit Constitutional suicide.

If the exercise of a freedom results in the destruction of that freedom, or the ability to enjoy it, then, IMHO, insisting it be honored is not a choice.

If we let a group that’s intent on destroying our way of life use a freedom that leads to losing that freedom then all bets are off.

Oldpuppymax on how Africans are just not as evolved:

It’s called evolution. Africa may catch up with the civilized world—in 100,000 years.

RachelFaith is not a fan of the gays:

I will make this succinct:

There is no such thing as a Conservative Sodomite. The two are mutually exclusive for the following single and clear reason.

Conservatives support Limited Self Government.

Limited Self Government is result of Self Control and Self Limits.

Gays. Faggots. Queers. Homosexuals. Sodomites. Are those persons who are lacking the ability to control their lusts.

They lack self limiting, self control.

They lack the very prerequisite for self government.

Our Constitution was written for a moral people and it is totally unsuited to govern any other type of people.

Thus, those lacking self control in their lusts cannot exercise self government, and are therefore NOT Conservative.

They are liars, frauds, simulacrums, impostors, pretenders, fakes, deceivers.

The gays are liars bit is the oddest thing to me.

OneWingedShark doesn't believe the rising Dow will last.

Question: What do you think the DOW go to after the election?
My Guess: About 3000.

Question: What will the “official” unemployment numbers become after the election?
My Guess: 20%-26%

Yeah, pray for America to suffer!

KTM rider has been miserable since Obama was in office:

Dear Obama,

go to hell, ever since you became POTUS my life has been a living hell, trying to live on 1/2 pay , directly related to YOU ! and everyone is scared to death that socialism is coming so the economy is terrible,and your foreign policy is a disgrace ! please get in a plane crash or something ASAP !, thanks,

signed,

80% of the US population that HATES your guts

80%?

archivist007:

Maybe Michelle is bisexual or lesbian?

Michelle could be pregnant, but isn't it dangerous for her age? The baby could end up being a special needs child. Maybe that is what Zero is calculating on this to gain sympathy and support from people.

Zero is definitely gay/bisexual. Michelle is just a cover.

If Obama is bi, Michelle is not a cover. Just saying.

The Wizard hates the use of Ms. and believes in fighting long lost battles through large fonts:

Poor lying NYT: still afraid to say Mrs. Palin...pathetic, still using the femanazi Ms.

The Comedian is amazed not everyone is crazy like him:

I am constantly amazed by the sheer number of people living in a state of chronic denial.

They can't believe that Islam wants to enslave or kill everyone on Earth. They can't believe Democrats are the success of the international Communist conspiracy.

They can't believe the President with No Past is purposefully working against America and is adhering to pre-published plans for achieving its destruction perfectly.

hal ogen has been observing Obama's dog for more evidence of Obama's failure:

nobama is a pathetic embarrassment. Even the dog, Bo, knows this and refuses to give him unconditional love. That is odd for any dog. Anyone seen any pictures recently of nobama with Bo? Rejected! I bet nobama has him run over by a car (just like clintoon did with “Buddy”).

itssme thinks the constant stream of hate will one day kill Obama:

obozo’s been drinkin’ and druggin’ and not eatin’.

IT-IS-GETTING-TO-HIM. Thank you, Jesus. Everybody, keep at it and don't stop til he drops.

Saturday Pix

Black and white, for that Real Civil Rights Feel!

Obama is friends with so many bad photoshops, he really should be ashamed.

Minaret Hats are all the rage among the Jihadis these days.

It is nice that Freepers know what the people killed in 9-11 think.

Pelosi is old, and murders babies for her youth lol!

Freepers do not know what bo0bs are, it seems.

McCain the horsekisser won in Arizona still!

Big Brother plus race! If only they had used the joker Obama it would be a trifecta of non-sequitors.

No Muslim Uncle Toms!

With this Mosque thing, there are some Muslims who are coming out against building it. Some folks are parading them as the "true moderate Muslims." But Freepers are not wont to allow such gray areas:

Genoa indulges in some sample bias and comes up with evidence!

Muslims who have converted to Christianity will all tell you the same thing: Don’t believe what the Muslims say.

Muslims who have converted to Christianity and go around speaking to Conservative gatherings, that is.

Cheetahcat knows that all Muslims are alike, really:

There are NO moderates, only press agents for real Muslims who have their goal of domination, world domination and we are in the way.

Islaminaction thinks all real Muslims are fundamentalists:

Dr. Jasser might mean well, but he is no Muslim. What he is selling is not Islam, and according to Islamic Law to deny a Koran verse is to apostate from Islam.

Oldpuppymax also goes with the "non-Jihadi Muslims don't count anyway"

A “moderate” Muslim is also known as an apostate, for he is NOT following the commands of Mohammed, the pedophile inventor of this phony “religion.”

Way to tell people what their religion is!

Red_Devil 232 thinks these moderates are just pretending to discredit the other guys so the moderates get to be the ones to take over America:

There are no moderate mohammedens. In all likely hood those mohammedens calling for the GZM to be moved are not members of the same sect of mohammed's cult that wants to build GZM. The two major sects are in competition for restoring the caliphate, they hate each other.

Freeper Stormfront

At the Iowa State Fair, there wee some reports that black youths were roaming around saying it was "beat whitey night." Later police found it wasn't racially motivated. Seems odd, to be sure. But Freepers see this as evidence all black people (except for Justice Thomas and that Sowell guy) have declared war on whites.

When did Free Republic become Stormfront? Others may disagree, but this racial violence narrative seems a recent shift to me.

EyeGuy has buying his ammo!

I wonder how these semi-civilized savages are going to react when, after decades of looking the other way, whites finally return fire.

pgkdan thinks there's some kind of black conspiracy considering all the racial violence I haven't heard about:

It’s happening all over the country, seems to me that some group somewhere is coordinating these ‘youth’ activities. I won’ t give the the chance to catch me unarmed.

George Varnum blames Eric Holder:

Komrade Eric Holder has declared a National open hunting season on “Crackers” - no penalty, no bag limits, no fee.
The New Black Panthers apparently have extended the season to include our “cracker babies”. Now how sporting is that?

I must have missed that "open season" speech. Sounds like a humdinger!

Forward the Light Brigade blames Obama:

Maybe Obama will spark a whole new breed of Racial hate if he hasn’t already. Sad day but all it can spark is a counter reaction—look to see KKK activities on the rise. Every white beaten will never see blacks fairly again. Once you have been a victim of black hate because you are white—it burns a deep hate within you. I know—it happened to me. I was attacked only because of the color of my skin. It has made me understood what it must have been like to be a Jew in Nazi Germany. Every Black person I see I wonder—does he too wish to pound me?

It happened to him! Now he's a racist, cause he was beaten by a black guy once, as is the natural way of things! Also, Nazis.

Blood of Tyrants is going to pack heat whenever he meets blacks:

Cowards always rely on overwhelming numbers to bolster their courage. Sounds like the whites need to make sure they have Mr. Colt’s equalizer with them when they think they will encounter large groups of blacks. You know, just to keep things civil and friendly.

Leftism is Mentally Deranged thinks the inner cities are some kind of Mad-Max type wasteland:

It’s always Beat Whitey night in the inner city. The politicians have no intention of doing anything about it - just more repayment for what slavery/Jim Crow/KKK/etc.

mas cerveza por favor thinks we're being programmed into racial violence:

There is constant subliminal Beat Whitey propaganda from the media and classrooms across America. Whites have been programmed to feel they deserve it. If that propaganda were rejected, the beatings would come to an immediate and unceremonious halt.

Cheetahcat knows blacks are just dumber:

Well, their mean IQ is 85% of the norm.

I do not doubt it look at Africa,there is a serous problem.

I guess this is the side-effect of FOX's race-bating. Freepers have suddenly taken to, Stormfront-like, assume that there is an epidemic of black people attacking white people all the time, based on a few hyped-up anecdotes.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heh. Freepers hate McCain, since he didn't say Obama was a Muslim and because he will at times talk to Democrats. So they all mobilized to take him out in a primary. McCain still won, despite all their efforts and fury. Witness the epic Freeper rage at being impotent.

Title taken from an actual Freeper comment, BTW.

Magic Fingers isn't sure how McCain won, and thinks he'll lose the general now:

Everyone I know voted for Hayworth and I can’t imagine any of them voting for McCain in November.

McGavin999 wants a Dem

I will not vote for McCain. I’d rather there be a democrat so we know we can’t count on him, rather than have McCain there leading the Maine twins and Ms Lindsey.

Boucheau just fires blame wildly:

Thank you Sarah Palin! Well done, you hack!

And Glenn Beck deserves a big fat Thank You as well!

Not to mention all the GOP-bots out there—you are about as useful as Obama voters.

The Commie-Lite GOP Establishment wins again!

freekitty thinks the only explanation is voter fraud:

they fixed the race. One of the voters said it was hard to determine where to vote on the form which made it easier for some bs fool to mark the ballot to show for McCain.

They should really investigate this.

TheBattman thinks McCain is a traitor, and has been brainwashed by the Chinese. No, really:

McCain is a traitor, in my book. I can’t help but believe his time as a POW was filled with brainwashing and programming...

adm5 now hates Arizona, despite the immigration law:

I have NO sympathy for Arizona anymore! NONE.

Might as well let Mexico take over the land formerly known as Arizona.

Honorable mention goes to Sarah Palin. Thanks a F(&*^%^&$%_(*&^$#$ lot, Sarah.

Cheetahcat just wishes McCain would die.

If he croaked now then it would be divine providence ,as for me I would Smile for the first time in a while.

Randomly Capitalized Smiles are the best kind!

Obama versus the Judge

A District Court Judge has issued a preliminary injunction against Obama's Executive Order allowinf federal funding of embryonic stem cell research. Freepers, however, are not optimistic that a mere court could limit the Supervillain that Obama is.

Hoodat on how Obama disobeys laws all the time:

The law didn’t stop Obama from breaking it. Why would a judge’s order? Obama will continue to steer taxpayer money into destroying embryos regardless of what any judge says. His contempt for the rule of law is unparalleled.

Besides, disobeying wrong laws is the responsibility of Conservative governors!

TheOldLady is worried about Obama's death powers:

One for the good guys.

I hope that Judge Lamberth survives.

Recovering_Democrat remembers when Obama was forced to revise a defected executive order, except that's not how he remembers it:

Bull crap. Hussein will ignore it.

A judge told Hussein the drilling ban was illegal. Hussein didn’t give a s**t, just issued a new one.

Frank_2001 on Obama's superRacist powers:

“Like he’s going to listen to a mere federal judge. We are talking about The One y’know.”

Yeah, he ain’t gonna let no honky tell HIM what to do!/sarcasm

Tune in tomorrow for epic angst when the hated McCain wins his primary!

Barak Obama: Super Muslim

Freepers have been hitting the Obama is a Muslim thing for ages now. Thus, with this new resurgence of the topic, they tend to wander a bit. After all, how many times can one say "this new piece of evidence has me even more convinced now!" So forgive me if the latest Obama Muslim thread is a bit eclectic. Though still prime crazy:

Gilbo_3 has finally decided

i finally decided that, [rather than a commie thats a muzzie sympathizer], ole bambam is a jihadist muzzie, who uses the strongarm techniques of commie inspired and beloved, state power, to get-r-done without all the knee jerk expected from muzzie subversion...hell most of fedgov is ok with crepping progressivism anyway...

in the end, when all the pieces are in place, the mask will come off, the turbin and beard will go on, and the useful idiots will all get daniel pearled on the south lawn...my .02

randog traps Obama:

OK, so when were you baptized? You weren't? OK, so when are you getting baptized as a public display of your faith in Jesus Christ? Can't do it, can you, because your muzzie brethren would be obligated to take you out, right...?

Checkmate Zero.

SonOfDarkSkies fails at understanding when it is him that is being satirized:

That New Yorker cover has come true in every way but one...after movin' on up, Moosehips got addicted to bling and decided to abandon the boots and bandolier in favor of Milano haute couture.

TXnMA actually thinks the New Yorker cover is real:

Amazing! As many times as I’ve seen that cover — until now, I never noticed the fireplace.. :-(

skimbell has a story:

In 2001, there was a mosque being built in one of the towns near where I live. Understandably, after 9-11 the construction sort of got put on hold for awhile. Lots of "discussion" and plenty of admonishments about the thing being built "in the spirit of brotherhood" etc., etc. Well, they decided to go ahead and complete the thing. Construction resumed but, hard to believe as it is, it just seems that every time they got a wall up on that thing, that night damned if three walls wouldn't fall down. Get a couple of windows set one day and birds or something would fly through half a dozen other windows over the weekend.

Them poor phakin' muzzies just couldn't catch a break. Gave up after awhile.

I think they finally made a bar out of the place.

Seems to me that they didn't have many problems with that construction.

lentulusgracchus wants some kind of destruction ritual:

Start by pulling up the carpets and taking down the drapes, stripping the wallpaper and bed linens, and putting it all in a big pile on the South Lawn and burning it. Then bring all the Obama and Clinton china out and ritually smash it at the curb of Pennsylvania Avenue. Every last dish and saucer. Of course, we know where the Clinton silverware went.