Monday Potpourri Pt. 2

hosepipe explains how Obama's campaign focuses on RAP Fans!!!!!!!!

...........This must be said............
Zeros campaign is geared toward RAPPERS or RAP enthusiasts..
A very low level intellectual mix of the political naive..

Unfortunately much of america has been DUMBED down that much..
If Myth Romney can educate some of them, he might win..

If NOT... he will join the Juan McLaim school of the politically inept..
And laughed at behind his back for the rest of his natural life..
You know...... as the Fascists take over..

p.s. however he may want to take a "dive".. and be payed off with the federal gravy train.. like other RINOs.. There is much money to made by bending over assuming the position to Chinese communists like Walmart, Costco and Target..

DariusBane sees how all his neighbors are medicated, so he's going to use superglue instead of stitches on his children!

My faith in the sanity of my fellow man, and this world is slipping fast. Virtually everyone I know goes to the doctor at least every other week, and is on mood altering drugs and/or Ambian.

My wife and three kids are weird outliers in that non of us has seen a doctor since around 2005. The 2005 issue was for stitches but I think I I will stock up on super glue so we don’t get profiled and reported to the gubment for something.

My point being that voters are NOT sane. They are nuts on drugs, either prescribed or bought in an alley.

Thanks to Obama, Eye of Unk's business is failing, and only Sarah Palin can save him!

should Sarah Palin become this countries next higher office elected official a lot of conservative pro christian businesses will come back from nearly going bankrupt under Obama/

My company is dead in the water, I am nearly the last employee left, and I blame it all on Obamas hate upon the working class of America.

Ruy Dias de Bivar knows liberals are gay nazi aliens:

Every time a sodomite nazi opens their mouth I am reminded of the remake of THE INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS when DONALD SUTHERLAND opens his mouth, points his finger and screams!

ETL really, really, wants the Aurora shooter to be liberal:

I would love to know what Holmes told the shrink regarding his 'worldview' and political opinions.

meadsjn thinks Holmes may have been a human subject of unethical rogue scientists!

The small group of six students and one professor at the university with whom Holmes was affiliated, are/were working on chemicals to tinker with the brains of people with PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, and their eventual target patients were to be, or already are, combat veterans returning from combat operations.

Reportedly, their project involved injecting rodents' brains with chemicals to alter the behavior of the animals. It is not at all far-fetched to believe that their activities moved on to experimenting with human subjects, with or without official permission, with or without the knowledge or agreement of all the team members.

LibLieSlayer analyzes some random picture of a school psychiatrist who analyzed the Aurora shooter and senses demonic possession:

I did not refer to the “shape of her eyes” but of her squinting when the picture was taken and the evil that shines through the slits that she is looking through. Some of you are just too sensitive and too quick to read your own prejudices into someone elses words. If you read this thread... I am not the only one that makes mention of her eyes and the demon within this woman.

Constitution bedamned, sagar wants to kill all the abortion doctors once abortion is illegal nationwide:

Would “ex post facto laws” restriction apply with mass murderers like abortionists? The Nazi war criminals would not be hanged, because what they did was not illegal at all. After all, those murdered were not legally humans under the laws that they were operating under.

Norm Lenhart's daughter describes how people treat her interracial couple:

It basically goes like this from what they tell me.

At a lib filled place they hear:

“I think it’d great that despite blablablabla RACEblablablaHATEblablabla...” and on and on bringing up everything ‘wrong’ just so the libs can say for their friends to hear how PC they are about the ‘brave’ couple.

Around militant black women they get”

“That damn hiyella had to go get him a white bitch” and you know where the rest of THAT story goes.

And around “hateful intolerant bigots” (AKA normal people) people they get:

“Hey, want a beer?”

knarf knows Muslims are everywhere, and everyone is too afraid to shoot them!

I know it sucks, but muslims are everywhere in every country.

We can get away with 9/11 'ceremonies' because the entire planet (with the obvious exceptions) was on our side ... remember ... We're All Americans Now ?

Anyway, unless the entire planet is prepared to fight islam on all fronts ... national, international and worse of all ... our own neighborhoods and cities.

All of the Christians were crazy when we spoke of the EVIL of islam ... well, now the planet is sufficiently 'terrorized' (cowered ... and we'd better start thinking in, and using, proper verbage for our state) ... NO ONE is willing to antagonize the rabid animal.

It is either, Come Quickly Lord Jesus ... or pick up, make a stand and shoot to kill because islam is here and unless it is stopped, it is here to stay.

American in Israel takes a metaphor a bit far...

The growth is known in medical terms as cancer. Its when a part of the host begins to steal all the strength of the host to build itself.

And the budget that the Dims never got around to making, its called DNA. A second sign of cancer is when the unrestrained growth stops following the laws and blueprints of the host and just does what it wants, which is grow and consume.

A third parallel is if it is benign or malignant. That is, has the cancer spread beyond the original infestation, like to the supreme court or the Justice Department and the EPA.

Delta 21 hates how gay people only think about sex with men and also want him to be okay with all the non sex with men things they do:

The gay lifestyle is not valid. Why some people feel the need to define their entire existence with the gender of human they have sex with is beyond me. Couple that with the their staunch insistence that I accept this single facet of their life, disregarding all others and there you have it.

Spktyr thinks an army of Tea Partiers in Reagan masks is just what the doctor ordered.

Maybe we don’t need ‘a’ Reagan. Maybe what we need is a lot of Reagans, a la the end of V for Vendetta.

re_nortex drops some Hitler Science on us:

I told my girlfriend that I’m starting to feel like I’m living in 1930’s Germany.

That's indeed the case. Adolph Hitler: socialist. Obama: socialist. And the parallels don't stop there by any means.

ClearCase_guy knows what liberals think about black people:

Liberals believe that all black people are incapable of success. Therefore, all black people grow up in poverty -- but in some cases, a nice white Liberal comes along and lifts them up out of poverty. But, clearly, they all start out impoverished.

Olympic ptpourri returns

As the Olympics continue, Freepers continue to Freep it up!

bgill keeps track of Obama's birthday:

It’s obama’s birthday today. They’re lucky he hasn’t demanded they send him their medals as a birthday present.

drypowder is one of many all up on this idea that Olympic-made income is taxed:

It was most likely a democrat who thought of taxing Olympic medals. I’m curious, how did they conclude that competing in the Olympics was a source of income and a medal qualifies as income? It probably happened under Clinton since he also signed the double taxation of income for social security. In their own little corrupt world a democrat can skew anything.

Still Thinking wants more anti-Muslim pettiness:

I say oil any event equipment that needs lubricating with bacon fat and toss packages of bacon in the athletes goodie bags.

US Navy Vet hates England cause of it's Parliament, I guess?:

STUPID Inbred “Brits” DESERVE what they GOT! How that “Parliment” and “Monarchy” working out for ya!

dragnet2 knows nothing says "one world government" like nations competing with each other:

I avoid anything with the word 'Olympic" in it and do not watch any of it.

It's a U.N., global politically correct, cabal of crap.

DesertRhino notes that an athlete with noe-Nazi ties was kicked out, so all Muslims should too:

Nazis should feel unwelcome. As should jew hating Palestinian judo teams that refused to share a padded warm up mat with Israelis. They forced the olympics to put up a wall so they could not see jews. And i’d also vote to keep north Koreans out while they have active death camps.

The Olympics are sick if they expect us to forget about such evil in the name of a track meet. If someone wants to be there, they need to ascribe to the ideal. The IOC should not be expected to tolerate a Nazi, or a muslim racist. If you have those feelings as an athlete, you need to accomodate civilized society, WE should not have to bend to make nazis and moslems feel like their opinion is just another legitimate viewpoint.

PetroniusMaximus sees the coming Christain persecution:

Headline in 10 years...

“American rower leaves Olympics after reported ties to Christians surface”

Loyal Sedition knows the Orientals are always shemeing:

In my experience lying, cheating , and stealing are not dishonorable in Asian culture.
But getting caught is.

napscoordinator knows Phelps is just another lazy pothead:

Celebrating another burn out. Great. No wonder America is falling through the cracks. This guy is a pot head.

Eye of Unk hates the free market:

I call BS as well, it was proven that most seats were sold to high level friends and friends of friends, the lowly average UK worker and family could not afford most of the seats pricing.

Iron Munro doesn't like Serena Williams:

All the wealth redistribution in the world doesn’t change trash to class.

She is still nothing but ghetto trash.

SamAdams76 has clearly never been to London:

Now I'm not knocking London as a city. All that damp and cold weather puts you in the mood to duck into a pub for a pint or two of ale and a plate of fish and chips - which is the culinary specialty of the Brits, along with bangers and mash. When I walk into one of those pubs, I always see somebody at the bar that looks a lot like Winston Churchill.

Monday Potpourri Pt. 1

The crazy has overflowed it's banks again this week, and the crazy is too fertile for a single post to contain it.

Every Freeper knows the Nazis were liberals. Some in the comments were discussing how Freepers have also decided the Nazis were gay. SuziQ explains that the Muslims were also Nazis:

It is suspected that The Grand Mufti of Jerusalem had a role in developing the Final Solution of the ‘Jewish Problem’. He had an office close to Nazi headquarters in Berlin, and sat in on meetings all during the war. He must have thought he’d died and gone to heaven, being able to arrange for the killing of so many Jews.

Well, you can't call xjcsa soft on crime...

The NCAA went far too easy on Penn State. If anything the entire school should be burned to the ground.

kevcol explains how Rush Limbaugh helps Freepers take their unthinking rage and make it seem reasonable:

Sometimes Rush gives the rationale for why you are so angry about something. In your head and heart you know its wrong but you need someone to connect the dots and tell you why - sometimes. Rush is the best person for that role.

Obama is too evil for DesertRhino to keep his principles.

“1) Don’t bash the president, 2) don’t apologize for America”

Obama made that obsolete. Romney can say anything he wants about Obama overseas and i’m fine with it. Obama sided with the Mexican government against Arizona. As a candidate, Obama struck deals with Iraqis aganst Bush. And worst of all, told Medvedev that he would do the things they wanted, but they needed to give him “space” so he could sneak it by his citizenry, which he knew would oppose it.

No lectures from Barry about “the waters edge”, or of acceptable behavior overseas.

bunkerhill7 has discovered proof of Obama's gayness!!!

Obummer may have made a Freudian slip in his book-

viz

blow up the photo of Obummer and roommate Sohale Siddiqi, in the fall of 1981 on

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/01/20/recollections-of-obamas-ex-roommate/?hp

and they are holding hands on sadiki`s knee [I count 8 fingers]-

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and then compare Obummer`s statement about Sohale:

Sohale Siddiqi is identified as "Sadik" in Obama's memoir, Dreams From My Father, and is described as "a short, well-built Pakistani"

http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/List_of_Barack_Obama's_friends_and_associates

Sadiki is skinny with no muscles-

- evidently Obummer, in a homosexual slip, was referring to Sadiki`s Big Muscle, his well built homo part?

Obummer liked Sadiki`s big muscle? A slip?

pinochet thinks Obama isn't manly enough to be a good President.

Next time we vote for President, we should vote for a man (black or white) who displays "manly" qualities. Obama is the sort of man that ghetto blacks consider to be a "punk". That means a MINO (a man in name only).

ebysan has discovered Serious Info about the Obamas:

I read bloggs in 2009 that stated that Obama had to give his Law License up because on his application he checked “No Alias Names”

He was know as “Barry Soetoro” in Indonesia so this was False information!!

Michelle did some shady deals when working for the Wealthy Hospital.....

She instituted the program to have poor people transported to other hospitals instead of being seen at ER of this Wealthy Hospital..... Not sure if she lost her license before this. I did not know about the Insurance Fraud Charge!!..... Interesting!!

Something is definely “ROTTEN” here..... You do not surrender your Law License for no reason!!

I gave up my VA law license to avoid Continuing Legal Education requirements and high bar fees...I must be a secret Kenyan.

Rome2000 wants to imprison everyone who votes for Obama in 2012:

The Worst Lady should be in prison

More like the 48-50% of our fellow "citizens" who voted for this simpleton and will do it again in 100 days should be in prison.

combat_boots randomly speculates about Obama's racism:

Well, maybe we’ll find out that the White Secret Service guys were fired in order to cover for the Blacks hired in their place.

Durus knows liberals so well he no longer bothers to talk to them, since all their 'arguments' are just lies:

The only motive that has ever made sense for the rise of socialism (including it's offspring ideologies) and progressive policy in general is the lust for absolute power. They desire nothing less than a return to world tyrannies and the subjugation of the individual where they can wield absolute power over us like little wannabe gods.

All of their arguments are just lies to hide their true motive. Don't bother to formulate logical arguments to wannabe tyrants. They only thing that will every pacify them is your subjugation. Recognize them for what they are and work against them.

liberalh8ter sees deep into Michelle Obama's soul:

That perpetual scornful look that resides on Moochie's face comes from a lifetime of hating America and its Caucasian inhabitants. You can't spend your existence believing you've been cheated out of everything because of skin color and not have it settle in your eyes and in the furrow of your brow. I believe Moochie’s spending is so over-the-top because in her simple yet black-power-consumed mind, she believes it's owed to her. I believe she flaunts her grift because she thinks she's showing like minded grifters that she's ‘sticking it to the man’, on their behalf.

Vigilanteman would rather have there be no America than have Obama be President:

I'd take James the First anyday over Obama...Monarch or not.

Hell, I'd even take George III.

MagUSNRET can't stop thinking about all the perverted sex he senses going on:

I’m guessing Bill is just thrilled that his butch wife is travelling a great deal with her Islamic (But married to a Jew Perv) wife , so she doesnt interfere with him screwing porn stars...................GOD BLESS AMERICA

This country is being run by freakin perverts, drunks, thieves, and whores....DAMN It sounds a lot like BABYLON!

agere_contra digs deep into history:

They are doing it so that they can criminalise Christianity and kick off Diocletian Persecution 2.0

concerned about politics and her husband can't stop picturing cocks in Shep Smith's mouth:

Shep is a fag. After we found about about that, we couldn't stand to look at him any more. All we could do is picture a -----in his mouth. He makes my husband gag.

Yes, the lucifer left are the ones that need to tolerate other people's beliefs.

GIANT SIZE Saturday Pix

Liberals are unable to handle successful religious people like Martin Luthor King and  Jimmy Carter!

See, cause he's gay!

This seems legit.

SCIENCE!

erm, what's wring with this ass?

THE TRUTH REVEALED - MICHELLE LIKES BURGERS!

It's always funny to add penises to liberal women!

The Romney-hating rump continues!

This is actually what Freepers think.

When Freepers start photopshopping each other, things may not be going well.

Guns - awesome in every overdramatic hypothetical you make up!

I'm all for more Strangeglove references, but This looks weird as hell.

Mockery means they fear your strength!

WHAT DOES IT MEAN ???

Liberals - always with the drugs and filth.

Giant Crazy Diagrams - always a sign of sanity.

It's derp within a derp - Derpception! 

I didn't mean to make this an all-gun Friday, but might as well, especially since MDaF uncovered Freepers ruminating about "Why do we suck at Olympic BB gun? Where is the NRA?"

conservaterian knows America has lost it's cat-killing legacy.

I can’t imagine carrying my BB gun through the neighborhood like I used to as a kid. Cats, squirrels and birds used to disappear at my approach LOL. You NEVER see a kid with a BB gun anymore - he would probably be hauled of to jail before he made it a block.

coolbreeze thinks air rifle is a poor country's gun anyhow:

Maybe an air rifle is the only gun these third worlders can legally own, and they get real good with it shooting the rats off of the nightstand in the dark.

Flintlock knows what Americans are good at:

Blackpowder, flint and lead ball—NOW THAT’S REAL SHOOTING!!

marktwain wants to lionize Patton at this moment:

Patton missed the gold medal because of disputed shot. All of his shots were in the center of the target, but the judges could only see 19 holes instead of 20. They claimed he completely missed one shot. He said that obviously one of the shots had gone through one of the other holes. Target shooters see this happen all the time, but it cost Patton the gold medal.

Timber Rattler blames America's anti-gun stance:

Because the U.S. government and shrieking liberals have stigmatized firearms training and programs such as the CMP that most American teenage boys can't shoot BB and pellet guns any more, much less real firearms.

wrench knows what we need:

Every high school should have an air gun range and classes offered. Basic marksmanship is easily and economically learned with air guns.

nuconvert makes some stuff up about them Commies:

Kids are exposed to shooting & gun education in schools, especially in communist countries. It’s part of their civic duty.

Harley thinks Americans are all fat and lazy:

I’ll bet if they add video games to the Olympic venue the US would be multiple gold medal winners. Likewise if snack eating and soda drinking coupled with tv watching on the couch the US would also excel.

NVDave blames kids these days with their twitter and damn phones:

2. Youngsters in the US today can’t seem to settle down and concentrate. I’ve been on ranges with young people straight out of the US Army and I, a 50-ish geezer, have shot rings around them. Why? Because I’m not concerned with just “sending lead downrange.” I shoot for scores. I know what a minute is, to the second, in my head. I know what the drill is, and can run through the drill automatically in my head. I can shoot rings around them with my rifle(s), and, more damningly, I can outshoot them with their own rifles.

But most of all, I believe the reason why I can outshoot young people is that I have an attention span longer than it takes to read a 140-character message on their damn phones.

Tanks for all!

I just couldn't resist another gun thread after I read this kidglov3s find.

This one in response to CNN journalist Roland Martin, which starts off rather similar to Obama's speech:

"To all of you gun lovers, feel free to go buy your Glock, shotgun, hunting rifle, .22 pistol, .357 Magnum or any of the other guns at your disposal.

But you do not need an AK-47."

Freepers get extra hyperbole on this one:

Sea Parrot notices that the author is black, and it's blacks who are the real danger:

Hey Martin, it is your and Holder’s people behind the triggers killing each other in Chicago.

tet68 goes full Internet Tough Guy:

Hey Roland, you say you want us not to have weapons?
How does it feel to WANT MFer?
You see, your problem is it’s too LATE, we already
have THEM, and unless you are willing to die to take
them, since we are willing to die to keep them you
are just SOL.

Darteaus94025 has this to add:

The average American does not need Liberals.

Really; they don’t.

Thank goodness he added that second line, or I'd have taken him for a lunatic.

Talisker knows the author wants to kill millions of people - and freedom:

Wow, want to look straight at someone who is going to go to hell? Just click on the link and read Roland Martin’s screed. It’s all there - duplicity, lies, hypocrisy, murderous sabotage, avarice, greed, hate, violence and the intent to bring death to millions of people and utterly crush freedom in this country and in the world.

What an absolute tour de force of naked evil.

carriage_hill knows Obama's just waiting for his second term for some reason:

If 0bummer gets re-elected, everything changes on Nov 7th. He has nothing left to worry about. I’d bet the legal paperwork for the most draconian gun ban laws is already drawn-up and waiting for his signature. He’s bypass USA Congress & SCOTUS, EO-ing everything he wants.

BuffaloJack wants bazookas for all:

The 2nd amendment was meant to insure that citizens could possess weapons sufficient to confront a trained army. In my mind this should be interpreted in that you should be able to own anything up to and including a heavy machine gun, bazooka or even artillery.

joe fonebone goes even further:

do not forget tanks, aircraft and warships ( if you can afford them ) most libs would be stunned to learn that during and after the revolutionary war, the fledgling United States LEASED warships from private owners ... same with cannon...

hell, in some ways the colonists pre-revolution had more freedom than we do now...

USCG SimTech knows we'll need to shoot some people to get the right to shoot people:

As for ships and artillery (18th century or today) acquisition of those would require a FAIR FIGHT between the now rogue tyrant militia of the federal government and the new revolutionary civilian militia. No one wants massive destructive weapons in the hands of the Chicago SEIU or ACORN, or the TEA party. Those will have to be fought for and won. It will be mess, costly and very bloody but revolutions are just that.

rogue tyrant militia of the federal government? Forget it, he's rolling...

Wait until Obama's second term...

Obama actually said something in favor of gun control recently! "I believe the Second Amendment guarantees an individual the right to bear arms," Obama said. "But I also believe that a lot of gun owners would agree that AK-47s belong in the hands of soldiers, not on the streets of our cities."

This is just what Freepers have been waiting for. Though, of course, they haven't really been waiting, so this anodyne statement doesn't really change their usual gun-hugging, it just allows them to revisit their pro-vigilante views.

RushIsMyTeddyBear is gonna keep hearing what he wants Obama to say, not what he says.

“Obama said he believes in the Second Amendment’s protection of gun rights and that that hunting and shooting are part of a “cherished national tradition.”

____________________________________________________________

And that means he is absolutely full of shit. Because he’s all about ‘projection’ and does the ABSOLUTE OPPOSITE of what he says. Typical Commie. He doesn’t give a DAMNED about ‘American traditions’. Full STOP!!!!!!!!!!

Sola Veritas is totally a 2nd Amendment expert:

It was the intent of the 2nd Ammendment to ensure that citizens had possesion of “military” weapons so they could defend themselves, their community, their state, and their country if called upon. The 2nd Ammendment protects the right of individual citiznes to have “military” type arms like “assault” rifles. Any other reading of the language would be ridiculous.

muawiyah knows the Spanish King woulda wanted us to have cannons and bazookas and whatnot:

The English colonies were planted in a part of North America designated by Spain's KIng Philippe II/III as a sort of refuge for European Protestants.

They, and he, already knew that your rights ~ all of them ~ rested on your right to keep and bear arms.

This place started out with rights to possess weapons, even the largest firearms.

If somebody doesn't like it he or she should go somewhere else!

StevieRay20 knows the 2nd Amendment is for shooting politicians.

The second amendment isnt for enthusiasts or hunters. It is to stop authorities who come to confiscate our large sodas. And no true American would have an AK-47, the communist weapon of choice.

Yes, Obama's reference to the most well known assault rifle betrays his unAmerican soul!

I can't tell if Gabrial thinks Obama wants to arm Muslims or Blacks. Probably both:

Obama’s soldiers (the brothers said he would side with if push came to shove) with do carry AK47s. US soldiers don't.

Typical_Whitey is also beating the AK47 horse:

What an idiot our soldiers don’t use ak-47’s. Did he just elevate al-qada terrorist to the rank of Soldiers? Don’t look for the media to make hay out of this they are too busy still giggling about what newspapers Sarah Palin reads....

or wait I know because he intends to gut the DOD budgets to pay for more welfare give aways, what he means is our soldiers will be using the old AK-47’s that they collect on the battlefield

Obama is so out of touch it is scary.

HiTech RedNeck wants more decent citizens shooting criminals:

If more decent citizens were volunteer soldiers (if that’s what having such a weapon makes them) in the troubled cities, these cities would soon become far less troubled.

DariusBane knows self-defense no longer exists in America:

If a volunteer soldier uses his weapon, that citizen would be “Zimmered” by his own gubment, media, and lynched by a crowd of drug dealers while Katie Couric squealed in delight.

CitizenM is still working the "neuroscience grants caused the Aurora Shooting" angle.

Then he should take away college grants and stipends too. As it appears that Holmes used his stipend money to make his purchases for guns, ammunition, and the booby trap material in his apartment. So when they say...guns kill people, we can say...no, free money kills people.

lgjhn23 knows Obama is too Kenyan to get why guns are awesome:

Now just what would the Kenyan muslim usurper know about the 2nd Amendment? He is NOT one of us...never was one of us and never will be one of us. He knows it and so do we. He has no standing or credibility on this issue whatsoever.

smoothsailing never tires of doomsaying re: Obama.

He's always had it in for us "bitter clingers".

First he's coming for our guns, then our Bibles.

He hates America.

FUBO!!!