Jedi mind-meld-gate

Freepers start by just having some mean fun at Obama's mixing up Star Trek and Star Wars, but then things get all birther, and therefore hilarious.

TBP has forgotten Obama's debates:

What do you expect from a guy who can’t order a burger without his prompter?

And BTW, where was TOTUS? Sequestered?

TheOldLady went a long way for a geeky burn!

From Wikipedia: StarWars

Midi-chlorian counts were measured through a blood test; the Jedi used this method to locate Force-sensitive children before their Order was purged by the Galactic Empire.

I’d say that O’zer0’s is zero.

Charles Martel has the inevitable Michelle jibe:

With a wife that appears to be a Wookiee-Klingon hybrid, I’d say the guy is understandably confused.

supremedoctrine thinks Obama's doomed? Maybe?

Obama’s been trying to do a mind-meld with a slowly growing
and slowly retreating “majority” for 49 months now.
He sees it as his mandate.
He’s just not quite smart enough to pull it off.

colorado tanker sees proof!

Obama doesn't know his basic Star Trek lore???

Oh, that's right, Barry Soetero was in Indonesia during that series.

GrandJediMasterYoda backs him up with a flurry of anecdotes!

That’s exactly what it is, EXACTLY. This is exactly what you get from foreigners. They get mixed up with different things that come out of the US. I use to drive a taxi about 5 years ago in New York city when I was unemployed, and all day long I would be driving tourists from just about every country on earth, and allll day long it was one mix up after another, combining one thing with another. “I like the Steve Allen who made Annie Hall” or “John Wayne in the Rambo” huh? what? or “Times square in Harlem” Uh say what? This freakin’ putz just gave himself away AGAIN!

fanfan sees the clear sign too:

He is Not an American. He is not even a North American. It’s obvious.

Southack lists all three of Obama's unamerican slips:

0bama can’t sing the words to the Star Spangled Banner, can’t name the names or the number of U.S. states correctly, and doesn’t understand the first thing about our culture.

He’s not one of us.

...no wonder raging Leftists love him.

Confused about the Sequester

Freepers are of two minds about the sequester - on the one hand the Government is bad, and hurting it is good. On the other, Obama is screwing up the government on accounta being so evil.

Unlike their usual penchant for doublethink, individual Freepers are holding only one of the above two positions in their minds, and attacking all who hold the other.

FlyingEagle blames it all on Obama.

The same folks who went golfing with Tiger Woods in Florida and skiing in Aspen over Presidents day weekend are the ones responsible for this hardship.

cripplecreek knows the economy is a zero-sum game:

Things are going to get a whole lot worse for people drawing a federal paycheck. They have to if we ever intend to see the private sector thrive again.

mnehring knows there's still room to cut, as the Obama still have money to spend:

Has anyone asked what funding cuts will take place at NPR, PBS, NEA, etc? Will the NEA be cutting back on any art funding? What about cuts to Michelle’s dress designers, gardening staff, or 90 assistants? How about POTUS’s golf caddy? Will the President save taxpayer money by enrolling his girls in public schools?

I wonder if Freepers will ever address the millions Obama has from his books, or continue to assume all his money comes from the Presidency.

sarasmom thinks government employees can suck it.

You can always quit and find another job, right?

Frankly, I can’t drum up any sympathy for “government employees” at this point.

Your hours wouldn’t be cut if you were “essential”, and if you are not “essential”, why are you employed by the government?

Uncle Sugar ran out of money. Talk amongst yourselves.

Deathtomarxists is bitter about how well off her federally employed relatives are.

Got laid off in 08 and been scrapping ever since while watching my relatives and friends who work for the feds doing great, getting significant raises, taking tons of vacation I never got in private sector and generally not doing much work. People here can hate me but I have zero sympathy for the fed employees. They are getting just a tiny tiny sample of what the rest of us have endured the past 4 years.

cherry also feels government employees all have it super easy:

look federal workers....you get paid too much...you have too many benefits and God knows way too big a pension...

but its not going to kill anybody to have an extra day off....I'd enjoy it....like a snow day....

just think....more 3 day weekends to enjoy with your other multitude of 3 day weekends....

RFEngineer knows you never hear private employees complain. I suspect he never reads Free Republic.

Nobody expects a complete solution. This one is a fake solution to be sure, but the hysterics of the bureaucracy and those entrenched within are so shrill and blood-curdling that next time nobody will pay any mind to the complaints.

The government, and the bureaucrats could have faced this honestly and directly. Instead they lie, they obfuscate and they pretend it’s the end of the world.

It’s not. You don’t hear the laments of the private sector layoff. Only government. We don’t need to hear the deafening whine of federal workers who, despite the poster of the thread’s insistence, will likely be paid in full anyway.

JohnKinAK knows it's only hard for the private folks:

Like I’m gonna cry for some under-worked over-paid Govt Slackers! Try being a small business man with this Regime’s daily harassment. The best damned thing that can happen for this country is to have all Fed so-called workers go home for permanently.

napscoordinator explains you only get to envy liberal federal employees:

The typical Government worker maybe but you don't have a single sympathy for your fellow FRiends here on Free Republic at least. Now you know for a fact that the conservatives working for the Federal Government are not the problem and that they put in a full days work and are not the slacker types. Just a thought...

Kickass Conservative wonders why ending the Iraq war hasn't pauid down the debt yet:

That reminds me. The Libtards have been complaining about the “off Budget”, (like there was a Budget LOL), expense of the TWO Wars.

Well, we're out of Iraq and we reduced Troop strength in Afghanistan, so where is all that money the Libtards said we were spending? Why is there a Deficit with all this previously wasted money saved?

Trolling

Rachel Maddow said Justice Scalie was basically trolling when he started going off about racial entitlements and other such judicial activist rhetoric. Freepers seem to agree, as they certainly don't seem to care about the substance of what he said, preferring to yell sexist slurs at the two newest Justices:

Neoliberalnot:

A deranged dyke and a Hispanic klan member judge Scalia. Wow, I beat he is hurt.

Dick Bachert calls 'em broads:

The low-information, low-IQ MORONS who put obozo in a position to pack this court with IDIOTS like these two broads will — I pray to God — live to rue the day.

Lancey Howard calls 'em hens:

Yuck. Sotomayor and Kagan are a couple of clucking hens.
Rude clucking hens.

freekitty knows being liberal means you can't serve on the Supreme Court:

I don’t know Kagan but I practiced in front of Sotomayor for years and she was universally respected as a judge. Sorry but really, she was a really smart judge in federal court in Manhattan. I wish she had stayed and wasn’t on the SC of course, but she’s no dummy.

I have heard this; but by her actions now she is unfit to serve.

ohioman takes exception to anyone who supports Sotomayor:

You would vote for that leftist bitch for USSC? Why are you on FR?

Monday Pt. 2

Reddy knows a well-organized Get Out the Vote is the first step to voter fraud!

The dems encouraged people to go to battleground states to help with “get out the vote” gotv. Someone I know did this and I thought it was very interesting that during the gotv process, they were so organized that they went door to door and had to personally meet with each registered voter. At the time, I thought it was unusual that this was their goal, but it just dawned on me... once they established that the registered voter wasn’t interested in voting, they sent someone in to use that voters name to vote for zero. Incredible.

MuttTheHoople's life has taken some unbelievable bad turns since Obama:

I'm sorry, but I DID believe this election was "the most important in a generation". Before Obama was elected, my family had a 6-figure income, we owned a house, we tithed to our church, and helped out those in need. After 5 years of Obama, we're on Food Stamsp, lost the house, declared bankruptcy, and are on the receiving end of that charity.

ScottinVA hopes to die shooting:

As someone among many millions who still love freedom, I don't think it's a stretch to think that my last breath will be spent squeezing off rounds defending my family. I just hope it's quick.

Sgt_Schultze indulges in some sample bias:

Libs are most vociferous agains Republicans who happen to be of non=caucasian ancestry . . . Cruz, Rubio, West . . . racist much?

Ann Archy may be a single issue voter...

NO spending plan is going to save us ...NONE.....we have 55 MILLION DEAD BABIES'S BLOOD ON OUR HANDS as a COUNTRY.....and LIBERALS WANT MORE BLOODand Democrats get ELECTED so that there are MORE DEAD BABIES!!

WE ARE DOOMED.

But is that issue abortion or too many lower case letters?

mountainlion is pretty paranoid:

Obama may be waiting for his handlers to deliver the next program for him to push but they are working on things even after the next election. Conspiracy never stops.

CONSPIRACY NEVER STOPS!

doorgunner69 thinks Free Republic is buckling under pressure to be nicer to the Obamas:

Careful, post #2 contained an unflattering name and the mods deleted it.

Maybe they are getting quiet emails to stop making fun of the imperial pair.

concerned about politics knows AIDS was God's solution to the gays, till mankind got lame and came up with a treatment. So, California is gonna die:

The movement started in Babylon California. It has become so wide spread (like a plague), nature and the God of nature will correct it. AIDs was designed by nature to cleanse the disease, but man kind got in the way. Nature will choose a stronger course this time.

I don't think the coastal regions of California will last past this summer, because the nations children are being dragged into this abomination. I see a massive wave coming to cleanse it. No more fooling around. The plates are starting to shrug like crazy already.

God designed nature to cleanse itself, and no man can war with the forces of nature. Nature always wins.

RoosterRedux on Obama:

Obama is the perfect candidate of the left (however much he might be the son of a jackel)...he is half black, all muslim, all un-American, all Marxist, all anti-Christian, all anti-Jew, all anti-Israel, all anti-Europe...and anti-democracy.

He is the perfect traitor to all that we treasure and respect.

But he will not die easily...because he is Satan's favorite son.

jmacusa has the solution:

Turning Saudi Arabia and Iran into glass would go a long way, if not all the way to ending Islam and it’s terrorism.

stanne has uncovered Obama's secret bribes!

The president earns a $400,000 annual salary, along with a $50,000 annual expense account, a $100,000 nontaxable travel account and $19,000 for entertainment.

We know he doesn’t have the millions to spend on his and her vacations.
Whatever those (We the people or his financial backers) expect in return for the millions they spend, it cannot be good for the Republic.
So where are Hannity and O’Reilly on this subject”; not to mention the mainstream media.

afraidfortherepublic knows words hold power:

Sometimes I think that we just need to change the language.

Homosexuals, and their sympathizers, destroyed the word “gay”. Lots of people of my generation are named Gay, and it was a perfectly decent word. Now the homosexuals have undermined its meaning starting in the ‘70s and have turned it into a negative word. There is NOTHING gay about the state of homosexuality. To call homosexualilty “gay” is like calling evil “good”, sadness “joy”, uneducated “learned”, etc.

So, now they want the word “marriage” applied to their “unions”. Well, we could just outsmart them and change the name of heterosexual marriage. I don’t have a candidate for a name yet, but I’m thinking about it. Of course we’d have to alter a plethora of laws and regulations to show the differentiation.

I know this sounds like abandoning the battlefield. But, that is exactly how George Washington won the Revolution — disappearing from the battlefield and hitting the enemy elsewhere!

Vince Ferrer wants Japan to go down to teach America a lesson:

I really hope that if Japan is going to fail, it does so soon. This isn’t because I dislike Japan or Japanese, but because the democrats and Keynesians are holding them up as a role model, that we can still deficit spend because Japan has even greater debt than we do and is still limping along. If Japan fails spectacularly soon, it would help us all get on the same page of reducing spending.

entropy12 loves China for it's capitalism and fascism:

China has created 150 NEW Billionaires and ONE MILLION NEW millionaires. Naked capitalism is obviously thriving in China. Sure the system is autocratic. But that keeps crime rates near zero. And you will never hear the muzzies creating trouble in China. When there was trouble recently, the government rounded up several hundred terrorists and shipped them to Allah’s heaven. That is the assumption since no one has seen them since.

You must not be following financial news. Last year China raised interest rates to cool off the the real-estate bubble, which is caused by speculators, and is mostly in high demand crowded areas such as Beijing. Go 500 miles out and there you will find thousands of newly built unsold homes.

goldstategop is kinda entitled:

Only suckers pay for health insurance.

I’m happy on Medicaid. Why on earth would I want to pay exorbitant premiums for health insurance?

jimt wants Jim Crow laws for gay people:

As far as I’m concerned, homosexuals are free to commit sodomy with each other, just not in public.

On the other hand, the rest of us are free to disapprove, and indicate that disapproval in any way we see fit. Refusal of service, of any kind, include faux weddings, faux wedding receptions, service in a restaurant, renting of facilities or lodging, employment, etc.

3 guesses what central_va is talking about:

Horse racing, hockey, golf and NASCAR, the last bastions.....

AEMILIUS PAULUS thinks White Jesus may be fomenting a race war to save whitey!

This antagonism between Hispanics and blacks, if it escalates, may be the Salvation of the Euroamerican. In the struggle to see who will dominate the ultimate sack of Western Civilization they may destroy each other. Such a statement shows a hard heart, I know, but all I see among Euroamericans is an interest in eating, drinking, drugging, copulating, a good bowel movement, a sound sleep after a day of debauchery and "The Games."

The Good Lord may be giving us one more chance!

Monday Potpourri Pt. 1

Para-Ord.45 knows the problem is that the Dems are getting all cool and radical while the Republicans keep getting more moderate:

Regardless, the pattern remains the same: the new, netroots-and-community-organizer Democratic leadership dispenses with party’s moderates, while the old Republican establishment tries to marginalize the grass roots conservatives who are largely responsible for the limited electoral successes the party has enjoyed in recent years.

Wanderer99 explains the awfulness that is liberals in private:

That’s only how they live in public. Behind the scenes it is infinitely worse.

When they return home they treat their family members, especially the children, like cattle. Love does not exist in their lives. Only a liberal can spend a million dollars on a homeless shelter for ex-felons and spend a thousand dollars to kill an infant or refuse to pay for a child dying from leukemia (that Obama’s job and not theirs!).

The left is evil incarnate and will pay their dues someday.

Unfortunately, their evil is spreading wildly everywhere. It is spreading so fast that even many conservatives are adopting their traits and attitudes.

Pretty soon, the entire world will burn.

raybbr knows him some tax facts!

No gov’t employee ever pays taxes - the taxpayers do.

Houghton M. is not havin gmuch luck converting his colleges students into bitter freepers:

I have been theaching college students for 35, almost 40 years. The incoming class last fall was noticeably stupider and politically totally out of the loop, unconcerned, frighteningly stupid than even 5 years ago. Their contempt for anything traditional or conservative is appalling.

Yes, scattered among them are more genuine conservatives than in the past, but the main momentum is toward terminal stupidity. They will let Obama get away with murder. They do not even know how to inform themselves such that they know whether things are getting better or worse. They live in a prolonged adolescent bubble (kept afloat by waves of Obama spending for student loans etc.).

Yes, it will crash. But he will blame you and me, blame the Republicans, blame the Christians, blame anyone who has opposed or resisted him.

And the students I am seeing in my classroom will believe him, not me. They despise me. They roll their eyes at me. They are offended that their pretty little adolescent ears have to be sullied by words contrary to the heavenly strains of “All’s Right With the World” as long as we can get rid of those negativity-inducing political conservatives.

“Leave me alone. I don’t want to hear any more about politics, about economics, about Obamanations. I want my head in the sand. I want my Mommy to come make it right.”

“Get out of my life. Don’t confuse me with hard truths. You’re mean.”

That’s what I hear from them.

SeminoleCounty wishes for an alternate universe, where birthers rule:

You slander some folks, like Levin and Malkin, for being “PhonyCon” Obama supporters. Levin and Malkin are both great spokespeople for conservative causes. They aren’t “Obama Supporters” simply because they disagree with you on eligibility.

Had they taken Obama Eligibility seriously, and not wasted their time and media sphere on piddling issues (who sits on an NRLB is trivial compared to the constiutional eligiblity of the President, Mr Levin)....Obama definitely would not have won a second term, possibly not even finished his first.

SeeSharp:

The only thing wrong with the literacy tests was that they were not difficult enough.

WKB thinks certainty is a hallmark of truth:

If you parse the Democrat's words you'll hear they carefully saying that
the Seq "might, may, could," do these things.

I notice the same words in every report on evolution.

concerned about politics thinks Obama's social media emphasis means he's going to execute the New York Times:

It's happening now. The left is ditching the print media for the Internet and oboma phones. All orders and propaganda will be fed directly to the base without the media getting in the way.

All the socialists/communist tyrants have done this. The useful idiots are always the first to be eliminated once the monsters get enough power to render them unnecessary.

Yosemitest on the Hagel vote:

"The four GOP senators who voted to confirm Hagel were
Sens. Thad Cochran (Miss.), Mike Johanns (Neb.), Richard Shelby (Ala.), and Rand Paul (Ky.)."

May these four TRAITORS die a very agonizing and slow death !
They enable our enemies to rule over our military!

skeeter forgot about Bush:

FUBO. Americans’ll be paying for your policies in blood & treasure for years to come.

Lets Roll NOW knows the truth!

There is an Islamist behind every tree in Washington.

Those trees are getting crowded!

Truth29 is going to blame Obama for EVERYTHING:

Obama could be really dangerous to prove his rhetoric. He could release violent, dangerous illegal aliens. He could arrange for some contaminated meat to get into the food supply. He could cripple air transportation and maybe throw in a crash or two. He could pull what is left of security off the border and invite the cartels to raid border towns. He can encourage Nut Job in Iran to attack a gulf state and then sit it out claiming he doesn't have the military resources, and on and on. How many does he need to kill to win? As many as it takes.

concerned about politics on the coming fall of the Democratic Party:

The democrats are in trouble. They need money to buy votes. Unless they can come up with a new social program or free handout of some sort in time for the next election, the freeloaders won't bother to get out of bed to vote.

EVERY election, the democrats HAVE to promise more spending of other people money. If there's no money for them to buy votes, they are going to be so screwed!

What makes it even harder for them is the 8% unemployment and the 17 trillion dollar spending debt. The American people are suffering and scared because of what Washington has done to them, and I don't think they're going to be in the mood for increased tax slavery or more borrowing just so the freeloaders can have a more comfortable lifestyle at their expense.

AND......wait until the suffering and impoverished massess see moochelle Marcos making another glamor shot, their kids having another million dollar spring break vacation, and oboma flying off to some luxurious resort for a golf outing. The internet photoshops are going to go viral! (and we have to make absolutely sure that happens)

INVAR - chaos and death, everywhere!

Part of Obama’s army of chaos inducers now set loose. America’s Visigoths.

Americans have no clue what is happening to it - or why.

This is just another of many, MANY mechanisms to create chaos and fear and death.

Because only then, when pain and blood and misery are beyond tolerable, will the people surrender every shred of what they have left for the promise that giving the MarxoFascists total power will return things to ‘normal’.

Sunday Pix

SCIENCE!

Whatta RINO! Real Freepers would have FOX there too.

"Everyone not with us is against us" is a legit quote, but not by Jarrett...

Taxes as armed robbery is the sure sign of a moderate.

THIS JUST IN: 70-year-olds look old! Let us mock them by thinking of them naked!

More Jarrett? Was Beck on about her this week or something?

The Sequester: tiny meaningless cuts will destroy America and are Obama's fault.

EVIL EYE FLARE!

Spotlight Friday: NoGrayZone

NoGrayZone:

I'd still hit it....

One of the more vocal Freepers, NoGrayZone's home page is all about Obama's suspicious past, Sarah Palin and Civil War. Her posts are on those themes, plus lamenting the loss of traditional gender roles.

Civil War is the only way out:

I don’t like this ride, I want off. Unfortunately, the way things are looking, there seems to be only one way off, and it ain’t pretty.

But I believe most of us know this already.

She knows where the inevitable Civil War will begin:

I have stated on a couple of threads....I believe NY will be “the first shot” we have all been anticipating.

Then all heck breaks loose from there.

Uhhh....:

Long story short, got my $400 less than normal fed check back, went to eye dr. for new contacts. I also need new glasses.

I WANT Sarah glasses. The lady said the rimless were more expensive than reg and much more fragile, but I MUST HAVE Sarah glasses.

I KNOW you and your Sarah peep list have plenty of photos. I told them I was coming back w/ a pic of the glasses I wanted. I need a pic of my favorite Sarah glasses to bring!

I know she has worn quite a few so I need a little help!

I thought about starting a thread, but felt stupid doing so, which is why I’m bothering you, lol.

I could google her pics, but I wanted it to come from FR (I’m a sentimental fool).

Any help or advice would be greatly appreciated.

P.S. Nothing wrong w/ a thread that consists of nothing but Sarah pics =).

Thanks (((hug)))!

People should stop talking about the down-there-no-no-zone:

I vividly remember when my father (old time cowboy) saw the first ads for feminine products on TV and flipped out...

I hate those as well. I find them very embarrassing, even when I see them alone.

I want the prude days back, where we had some damn privacy!

She's celibate

In real life, I am the only celibate one I know. A lot of people think it’s “lonely”. I say no, I’m alone, not lonely.

I was lonely and miserable while still in the dating life.

Now, I am alone and no longer lonely and miserable.

Funny how that works.

And an aggressive evangelist:

I get blank stares when I bring up the truth about the Tyranny of zer0’s regime.

Ditto. Oh, and I'm also a "Jesus Freak". God forbid I talk about Christ and our God given rights.

As a single woman, God forbid I conduct myself the way Christ said single women and widows should live. I'M the abnormal one because I don't whore myself out.

He can't come back soon enough! The world is sick.

But WAIT!

Nooooo, I'm still a girl =)!!

One girly thing is her facebook drama:

Just checked my FB. They deleted the videos, including this one, that I posted last night. I never had any trouble before until....

I added my cousins wife, well, we all actually became FB friends again. She unfriended my sister and I during a heated barry debate. Well, debate on mine and my sisters part, pure “emotion” on her and her friends part.

My uncle died last week, and you know how funerals go, hence the “re-friending”. Now I’m having trouble w/ my FB? She was the ONLY lib I had on there. I un-friended her and sent a message to my sister as to why.

We promised no more heated “debates”, so I guess she’ll just go behind my back and get my postings deleted.

Not anymore!