Jared Fogle: probably gay

Jared Fogle's fall is shocking and pretty horrible. Initially, it just looked like he was into 16-year-old girls, which is antisocial and creepy enough. But then he clearly was totally cool with his co-worker's proclivities for much younger girls.

Freepers try their best to turn yet another horrid story into propaganda for their various causes.

Goreknowshowtocheat is pretty sure he can assume Jared's sexual orientation, without research:

Probably boys since they didn’t make it clear. The Gay lobby would not like it if they printed “boys”.

wbill is also wrong, via the same algorithm:

Since gender wasn’t mentioned, I’ll guess boys. That’s kind of the RoT with the media.

Cowboy Bob knows Obama protects the gay pedos:

It does make a difference. If it was boys, he would be protected and pardoned by Obama. If it’s girls...he’s dead meat.

mumblypeg uses this as evidence against gay marriage:

Perverts often hide in marriage. The marriage is a sham to present a public appearance of ordinariness.
Which is why we now have gays getting married and “having children.”
Same thing with hetero pedos like Jared.

Responsibility2nd has a different hobby-horse to ride:

I just saw on Google News that his wife is filing for divorce.

Pornography just ruined another marriage.

Perhaps sensing he wasn't winning, Responsibility2nd adds in some shocking made-up facts:

Porn didn’t ruin the marriage. HE ruined the marriage with kiddie porn AND kiddies.

What do you think porn is? The majority of porn involves children.

nascarnation is pushing the Bill Clinton = pedophile narrative that some are trying to get going:

I will never understand how a man with children can do this to another person’s children

Ask Bill Clinton.

I think Monica and Chels were similar age....

Pro Life Drama

There's been another high profile shooting, this time of reporters on camera, with the black shooter posting some kinda manifesto on social media. Freepers have decided the shooter is Muslim, gay, and liberal by now.

Meh. If I see something at all new in Freepers' callous politicization, I'll make a post about it. In the meantime...

These Planned Parenthood videos were a shot in the arm for the Pro-Life zealots, but since the outrage still hinges on when a fetus becomes a baby, no one else seems to care about fetal tissue donation. So these righteous warriors are left all het' up, with nowhere to go (except maybe a government shutdown!). This has resulted in some spectacular religious drama. Including a story that's been making the rounds about how Satanic rituals and spellcasting are all over abortion (choice quote: "In that particular one, which was probably one of the more heinous abortions I had ever done, the doctor reached in, ripped the baby out and threw it onto the floor where these women were swaying. The women looked like they were possessed, and when the doctor threw the baby out to them, they cannibalized the baby." .

Having been burned before, most Freepers are smart enough not to buy such a story. But they still think Satan is stalking the halls of Planned Parenthood:

MeganC is skeptical, but wants an investigation after arresting everyone:

This story makes my “warning bells” ring.

It just smacks of the kind of story that the left would feed to us and PRAY that we’d run with so they could discredit us with hoots and mockery about how we’re complaining about SATAN!!! at Planned Parenthood.

Yeah, I think I’d like to come back to this AFTER Planned Parenthood is defunded and their officers and staff put in prison where they belong.

GeronL is on board:

ebb tide is even more into this idea, and has a story:

Thanks for posting this, Mark. I believe every word of it.

I have prayed outside an abortion clinic. And I have seen people turn around in the parking lot after seeing us. Onetime, a man and his teenage daughter came back months later to give us each a framed photo of the new baby in their family that was almost murdered at that clinic.

This could be bilge but I don’t doubt that for many of the abortionists and abortion worshippers this is their religion.

I want the USA back makes the connection!

As Rush says, abortion is their sacrament.

I had never made the connection between feminazis, abortionists and wiccans. This article showed me.

wbill is cool with all the human sacrifice and orgies, but one detail was too far:

Lost me at “dungeons and dragons”.

I’ve played DnD for nearly 40 years - mostly in HS and college. (No time now, with jobs and family). Never saw or even heard of something like what’s described. Most of the guys who played were a bunch of undersexed dorks. We didn’t have time for nonsense like the author was spouting, we were too busy being nerds, or thinking about girls.

This reads like something a liberal cooked up, thinking it would push conservative buttons. Don’t take the bait.

If you want to read stories about proto-Freepers playing D&D, that's about half this thread.

ForAmerica axiomatically invokes Satan:

Not a fan of Planned Parenthood but somehow, I doubt this guy is telling the truth.

Well satanist and PP are like peanut and butter.

cva66snipe didn't bother with this article - he had already read some other melodramatic book:

I didn’t read the article but I have read at least one book exposing satanic rituals. “Day of Deception” perhaps is the most easy to read and an eye opener for parents. The coveted of things for rituals is things like baby fat to make into candles. They seek the pure and innocent to try and if it were spiritually possible defile them to use for an offering to the devil himself.

markomalley posted the article, so he likes the supernatural angle:

There are any number of other sources documenting connections between the occult and abortion, as well as occult rituals being performed on aborted babies.

So while this guy may be full of it, there are plenty of examples that indicate that it is not total lunacy.

markomalley backs up his assumption with this anecdote:

Do you remember this from 2012?

Exorcism prayers preceded closing of Illinois abortion clinic

For decades, local Catholics had maintained a prayerful presence outside an abortion clinic in Rockford, Illinois, but the clinic remained open.

According to Kevin Rilott of the Rockford Pro-Life Initiative, the tide began to turn in 2009 when Bishop Thomas Doran granted priests permission to recite prayers of exorcism outside the Northern Illinois Women’s Center. At times, four priests would stand outside the four corners of the building and recite the prayers together.

“Within two to three weeks of priests saying these prayers, the number of abortions began to drop,” said Rilott. “Over a few months, the number of abortions was cut in half and the numbers of women seeking our help probably doubled. The clinic, which had been performing 25-75 abortions a week for years, also reduced its days of business from three to two.”

In late 2011, the State of Illinois temporarily suspended the clinic’s license; in January, the clinic announced that it would not reopen its doors.

markomalley also finds great significance in a picture of a clinic:

 

That shows it for the replication of an Aztec pyramid...known for the human sacrifices done on them.

Thanks for posting it.

Obama destroys Wall Street

I don't think the stock market is much of an indicator of our economic health, but a lot of people's retirements are caught up in it, so it's still a big deal.

After years of growth (even as other indicators continued to be anemic), stocks took a dive late last week and much of this one. So far it's just a hiccup, but who knows?

Freepers come from all walks of life, and it's amusing to see the rich Freepers get all pragmatic, while the ones of more modest means roll out the expected apocalyptic tin foil.

demshateGod is sure Obama, and all Democrats, are looking forward to this: the end of America.

He’s been waiting for this moment his whole presidency. And Democrats are not mathematically challenged. They hate America and want to see if collapse.

VTenigma wonders if Obama is gonne press the 'make Dow go up' button:

Let the games begin! (the Hunger Games that is). Barky’s home from vacation now so he might just notice and have his minions intervene to slow the slide.

Extremely Extreme Extremist is sure this is comeuppance for the Fed being a thing:

The market has been propped up by easy money for years. Only Ron Paul and Governor Palin has talked about this. So when the cap hits the fan, there’ll be more calls for a bailout and Wall Street will be demonized.

DB mocks rhetoric from like 2009 as if it were delivered today.

Wasn’t this supposed to be the “summer of recovery”...

After all those false starts for the last 6 years...

Let me guess, it was “unexpected”...

This downturn reminds Conservative Gato of how much liberalism is to blame for all bad things, because it is everywhere:

I’m watching this play out on several sites today and yet it is bittersweet, watching today’s liberalism/statism failures play out. The sad thing, the whole country is going to have to suffer for their failures.

These statists have spent their lifetimes, especially those from the radical liberal 60’s movement, to ignore the Constitution and bring their type of big-government to the masses by infiltrating government, political parties, the media, the entertainment industry, Wall Street and eventually dominating many places of influence in this country. This cabal over the decades succeeded their statist big government dream by putting this country, and our future, in trillions and trillions of dollars in debt. That massive debt does not phase them but the reality of what they brought and that failure, will affect us all. Let no libtard tell you the Constitution is a living breathing document, to allow them to manipulate it as they wish, because we see the reality and failure of what happens when they are allowed to do so.

I know you libtards read here, you can’t help yourselves. I read today on local news comments sections, the libtards are already blaming Bush again. Bush had his problems but it took many decades of failed progressive big-government to get us to this point.

As a Christian, we are not supposed to hate people but the type of destruction you libtards helped bring to America, because of your ignorance, really makes it hard not to. You really need to wake up to the failures of today’s liberalism/statism and help us get back to the Constitution and limited government in order for us to have a chance or you can double-down on your stupid failed agenda and continue helping with your destruction of America.

That's the essence of Freep right there.

central_va is sure the Powers that Be are controling everything:

The admin is letting this happen to make it look like we have a gloBULL economy. When in if fact the PPT will step in real soon and shore everything up. Probably today.

Do you really think the invisible hand is going to let the shock market crash on "his" watch?

SkyPilot disagrees - we're all dooooomed!

It will be a “correction” as long as the media and traders think the term is still viable. We may even see stocks rally for a time. It has happened recently, where stocks soared - the rallies were based on lies, QE hot air, and greed. Not sure what is going to happen, but it looks like the collapse of China's economy is infusing reality into the situation, and the Central Bank lies are not working this time.

SkyPilot follows up with a conspiracy he's long feared:

What I have long feared and anticipated is that if things in the markets get so bad, and the crash is deep and global, Obama will move to seize all 401Ks, IRAs, TSPs, and all pension funds. It isn’t a fantasy, Google and read about the plans they have already put into motion.

EBH also buys into the retirement fund confiscation fears

Way back prior to ...months prior to the 2008 election, they were already making plans to protect your little IRA, 401K, etc.

That plan has been maturing now for nearly a decade and they now need a ‘crisis’ to implement it.

Freepers are mostly financially insulated retirees. But paranoia allows even them to have skin in the game!

VerySadAmerican wonders if a new evil will rise...

Wall Street will be demonized

And here comes Warren!

1Old Pro is sure the bad economy will sink Hillary, just like it did Obama in 2012.

A stock market collapse combined with Obama’s weak socialist economy, wage stagnation, no significant new private sector job formation, health care costs thru the roof -

I’d say Mickey Mouse could beat Hillary.

Luircin has nothing left but bitterness:

Whatever.

Thanks to the Obama economy, I don’t have any money to put in the stock market anyways.

SVTCobra03 replies to a financial Freeper with apocalyptic silliness:

Right now there are nine equities on my radar screen that I waiting for them to reach the price target i want. Unfortunately these have rebounded today, so the wait continues.

Just wait until next month. You can buy those stocks for pennies.

Hardens Hollow is called out on his 'go Galt' boast, and doesn't take it well:

If you’re truly going to “Go Galt” then you probably don’t need money anyway. But that doesn’t sound like what you’re doing. How do you plan to “live off of investments” if you have no faith in the underlying financial system? What are these investments?

My financial resources and how I am living a simple life closer to nature and God are none of your business.

“Going Galt” does not mean living off the land, BTW. Reread Atlas, if you have lots of free time. Your ignorance is showing.

jwalsh07 is sure this is all the oligarchy's machinations!

It’s called funnelling and it is how the oligrachy controls every facet of Americans lives. The fed funnels you to the stock market, the feds funnel you to Obamacare. 6 of one, half dozen of the other.

Might as well Trump!

Abandoning their principles is kinda easy for Freepers, because Trump's personal attacks fit their petty style to a T. To the point that they affirmatively reject any idea that this is more than a tantrum. Witness Freepers' thrilled reaction when Trump rolls second-grade style and calls minor-league candidate O'Malley a "disgusting, little, weak, pathetic baby."

IDontLikeToPayTaxes knows you can't out-debate liberals:

The GOP should have been doing this many years ago. Not a single Republican candidate has the ability or willingness to confront Liberalism like this.

We're not going to out-debate them. We need to attack and destroy them.

IDontLikeToPayTaxes explains that the only Trump's manly dominance can help the conservative asshole movement now:

I'm not anti-Cruz. I love the guy. He's very conservative and would be a wonderful president....... in the 1800s.

The modern liberal media and the modern liberal establishment would absolutely crush him.

Freepers think that we keep losing elections because our candidates "just aren't conservative enough."

We keep losing elections because our candidates are WEAK and our movement is WEAK and has forgotten how to FIGHT.

Weakness doesn't win. Submissiveness doesn't win. Nice doesn't win.

I fully realize Trump isn't the most conservative guy out there. I also realize that if Cruz or anybody else gets elected that conservatism wouldn't make any inroads in government or the culture. Obamacare wouldn't get repealed. The debt wouldn't go down. Liberal crooks wouldn't be held accountable. The border wouldn't be secure. None of that would happen. It's a pipe dream.

The conservative movement doesn't have nearly the power or influence to get anything done. We're on the ropes. We control NOTHING in America. We need to stop the bleeding first before we can even begin to fight back.

Trump is simply a means for us to BEGIN to fight back.

Catsrus explains that Trump is just sinking to the level of the evil strawman he imagines liberals to be:

See? Being a former Democrat has paid off for Trump - he has learned and uses their own tactics against them.

bandleader also has some delusional world where Democrats have been acting just like Trump:

EXACTLY!!!This is the”Tactic”of The DemonRats:”Attack and Destroy”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even in an empty-headed Trump thread, Noumenon knows only killing liberals will end their domination:

In any case, the monsters of the Left aren’t interested in debate or discussion - only surrender and submission. That’s why it’ll take pitchforks and torches, the barrel of a gun and the hangman’s noose to properly rid ourselves of them.

Uversabound just loves insults:

everything he says makes me so happy!

: > )

pgkdan also relates to Trump:

I heard him say that and cheered out loud! That’s exactly what I thought when I heard of O’Malley’s apology. Trump is the real deal...and he speaks my language.

Opinionated Blowhard can't deny how much being a petty bully appeals to him:

I’m not voting for Trump but I absolutely love his comments. Keep tellin’ it like it is, Donald.

Ancesthntr hates how Reagan didn't eradicate liberalism. Only Trump will purge us like we need:

look at Reagan, a great President, but the Dems still controlled politics, the media and the schools when he left office. We need to DESTROY the Dems and the Left (now one and the same, it didn’t used to be that way) in order to rebuild this country’s moral courage, pride and work ethic.

Trump is, IMHO, probably the only one who can do that - simply because he has NEVER given a damn what anyone thinks of him. He engaged in combat every time he negotiates a deal, and he almost always ends up on top. That is the kind of guy we need to shake things up, and also to negotiate with hostile foreigners. Traditional politicians of both parties have utterly failed us for 50+ years, with very few exceptions. Time for a change.

And in the crowning irony of ironies, ballearthout crows that Trump's childish insults make him the adult in the room:

Trump is like an adult who sat down at the kiddie table because there was no adult table available. The contrast of having an adult present just highlights to the kiddies that they ARE kiddies and makes them nervous. Kids may have some good ideas and their heart in the right place, but they cannot kick ass like an adult.

Trump > Homophobia

I'm not sure whether to do a formal Trump Tuesdays like the Hildabeast Thursdays of old, because I keep expecting Freepers' knee-jerk Trump love to get boring. I still think it will, but this week has brought a sorta new development - the departure of content from Trump's cult of personality.

I mean, it makes sense - cults of personality aren't about policies. But it's amusing to watch Freepers abandon their principles and just revel in Trump's empty insults.

I have 2 examples of this. The first is Trump saying the gay marriage fight is over, and Freepers embracing something that has gotten Freepers zotted a mere few months ago.

A CA Guy follows Mark Levin's silliness:

Have to use the Liberty amendments, Trump is right about Congress.

dps.inspect remains steadfastly anti-Trump:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again... there is not one moral bone in trump’s body... he will do whatever is convenient for Trump... a man like trump does not not have a stake in any industry that makes money (gays are among the wealthiest people in america) and his buildings scream as much...

SeekAndFind still wants some loud denouncing:

What both Trump and Kasich should do is to OPENLY and BRAVELY defend Religious Freedom.

They should openly denounce what the courts are doing against Christian Bakers, Photographers and Lodge owners.

Unfortunately, I don;t see anyone doing that at all.

SeekAndFind may be wavering a bit:

RE: When he becomes POTUS, he can appoint an AG and judges who can deal with this.

He already said he is partial to Trey Gowdy. How do you think he’ll do on this issue?

longtermmemmory attacks the messenger:

National Review has no credibility any more.

BlueYonder writes a long post explaining that principles no longer matter to him:

In the past I’ve looked for ideological purity in my candidate. I want them to be pro-life. I want them to be fiscally conservative. I want them to reduce the size and cost of government, reduce regulatory burdens, etc. I want them to be conservative on social issues. In short, I want to find a mini me.

I can’t say that during my five decades of voting, the government has shrunk, that budgets have been balanced, abortion has been reduced, etc. So, what have I got gotten in exchange for my vote?

Not much. Certainly not enough. Not compared to what the other side has gotten as the culture slides closer to Gomorrah every day.

Considering Trump now for other reasons. What if he were able to deliver on only one or two issues I care about? What if he could really secure the border, for example? What if he could restore the country’s lost economic might better than any other candidate? Are his chances of success on just or two topics better than the empty rhetoric I’ve received in the past, the same mini me rhetoric from the other candidates as I’m receiving now?

Of course, Trump will dissappoint me in some ways. He’s no mini me. What would Trump make worse? Will he make “gay” “marriage” any worse than it already is? Abortion access worse? Budget deficits worse?

Would I trade the little bit of nothing on many issues that I’ve gotten from the GOP-e in the past for a whole lot of something on a couple (but not all) of my big issues in the future?

It remains to be seen but I’m beginning to see reasons to support him.

Las Vegas Ron blames liberals and moves. Ob.

This is a great example of the left using their tactics to divide conservatives and fracture adequate support for a single candidate.

It is a very effective one too.

I firmly believe marriage is one man one woman, though these days I should modify it with biological man and woman but it is a state issue.

Dr. Thorne is too crazy a God Warrior to abandon his post!

Bottom line: God will remove His blessing from the United States because of our immorality including abortion and homo marriage. Without that blessing, we are doomed.

Trump thinks he can win on the immigration and economy issues. Perhaps he can. But even solving those problems will not stop our slide into the abyss.

Forward the Light Brigade is sure this is just the Democrats reporting what Trump says again:

Another troll attack—”Trump isn’t Pro-family” Don’t elect him! Its a Democrat trying to get the hard right wingnuts to drop Trump because “he’s Not Right wing enough”. Might have worked with Mittens—doesn’t work now. Go back to your day job at “Black Lives Matter” and take your fat Soros check.

o2bfree blames Republicans for gay marriage:

Gay marriage is the fault of the GOP elite.

Let us remember that President Romney instituted gay marriage while Governor of Massachusetts.

If I didn't know it's motivation, montag813 would almost sound sane. For 3 sentences. Then, it's crazytown!

I don’t like it, but Trump is right. This is a dead issue. Only an idiot doesn’t know it. Google Yuri Besmenov. This was the KGB’s long term goal for 40 years. And it will only get worse. No one man can change it. It takes a conservative purge of academia, media, Hollywood and civil service to achieve it — the same way the Soviets engineered the leftist takeover of those cultural pillars in the first place. Trump needs to focus on sealing the border and crushing illegal immigration.

Monorprise wants to destroy the Republic with Trump in order to save it:

The Federal Employees in black robes must be impeached. Their presumptive power OVER the federal Constitution to rewrite and over turn basic law as clearly written, understood, and practiced for 150+ years is a form of lawlessness that can NEVER be tolerated in a Constitutional republic.

The so called ‘court’ must fall or our republic will.

No we can not afford to move on, this and every other evil shoved down our throats by that group of lawless Federal employees must be nullified. The lawless employees should be made impudent to change the Constitution as written.

A Constitutional republic can permit only one way to change the law, vote of the people or their legislator.

Monday Potpourri Pt. II

Tucker39 has deduced Trump's burning patriotism:

I really noticed that when he caressed the flag and brushed his cheek against it, he had an expression of reverent pleasure on his face.
He loves this Country, he loves that flag and he loves the salt of the earth people who make it work; who have been screwed over by DC for several decades.

To me, that little 10 second scene was Donald letting down his guard and giving us a look straight into his heart. He felt he could take the risk of doing that because of his confidence in the truth and genuineness of the people who’d come out to hear him speak. IMHO.

kvanbrunt2 is sure Trump isn't the plutocrat he seems:

i think trump is saying fu to his super rich buddies. I think he is saying that he loves america and has staked some of his fortune and honor to defend it. people Ben Franklin did air baths in is front window. he was not perfect. but helped create a perfect union. why cuz there was us to help him and the other do it. no idea where the y came from.

hosepipe thinks even conservative blacks are tainted:

Most I know woulnd’t vote for another negro..... if Jesus himself came back as one..

Sad but true.. Ben Carson is a stand up guy...
Way to early for another brotha in the White House..

Maybe after things are “FIXED” IF they ever are fixed..
then a good conservative no matter the race would be good..
Jindal has the same problem.. good man but nope.. not this time..

Even, If Sowell or Alan West ran I would demur..
UNless they were the ONLY Candidates.... them maybe..
The politically wise ones KNOW it isn’t time for them..

WayneS has some odd math:

This is not surprising, as illustrated by the following:

Jeb Bush = Politician

Politician = Criminal

Therefore:

Jeb Bush = Criminal

TexasFreeper2009 talks like he knows all about those environmental scientist hippies:

A quick tour of any colleges “environmental science” department will quickly dispell any misconception they one might have that these are “scientists”.

The environmental science departments of college are filled with the same idiots that would take womens studies, or African American History or what not. They are not scientists, they are political hacks that would wash out of any real college program. And they have no interest in pursuing truth, they just want to push their agenda.

itsahoot joins the crew who want Trump to dictate our way to a free Republic:

OBastard has rendered the US Constitution(USC) as well as congress moot . Trump will be an elected dictator in all respects. Following the USC is now optional.

If President Trump wants to kick out anchor babies and their mamacitas he can do it. All he has to say is they are not under the jurisdiction of the USA and out they go.

I have said for month that it will take a tyrant to undo what the tyrant has put in place and we may get one.

robowombat's porn is classy, guys!

Lots of difference between erotica and porn. I enjoy looking at a beautiful woman sans clothing as much as the next male. What i am referring to is some video of a woman having intercourse with three males (won’t call them men) simultaneously. You figure out the logistics. That is porn and it is pure degradation.

Theoria is sure the stock market doing well is just another evil Obama plot:

How is the purple-lipped Prince going to blame this on Bush?

Blame what?? It has worked out pretty well for the insiders....dow has been huge with Obama....so has the national debt......it has worked out well for them.

Read Write Repeat thinks Planned Parenthood has been blackmailing everyone whose ever gotten an abortion:

"If every woman who had an abortion in this country stood up, this debate would be over," she said.

I'm sure you have the names of every single one since 1973. Blackmail only works on the weak. Keep poking that sleeping bear.

Politicalkiddo may want to look at Trump voters...

Gotta love mindless idiots who vote solely by party and not on issues.

SKI NOW wants military contractors, not muppets:

Tell me again "PBS" why we are supporting you through tax dollars. At least Haliburton produceded something useful.

Sorry for lumping you people at Haliburton in with "PBS". Not a fair comparison.

Kenny seems to think Congress has been super busy screwing with him:

Donald Trump has become the most popular Republican presidential candidate primarily for his anti-establishment posture against what is seen as a do-nothing Congress

I am so sick of that piece of propaganda. It's not because of a "do nothing Congress" it's a do plenty to screw the people Congress.

I pray Congress will slow down on its assault but they never do. They push through bill after bill to destroy this country. Not a do nothing Congress.

Logical me seems to miss the clear moral lines of the Korean War:

Call up the Guard, seal the border, suround them and kill them all . Then send the body bags back across the border.

I'm a 83 old Korean vet. Shooting a rotten piece of garbage would be nothing for me. These idiots have drugged America and are killers.

drypowder sees Satan in half the country:

democrats are demonstrably evil. even more disturbing is that they are proud of it. Satan at work.

Twinkie explains how 9-11 was caused by liberals mocking God:

Not bad luck. It was Divine Intervention.

Then where was God on 9/11?

God has been dis-invited to the party that is America which the liberals have been throwing for several decades now. Eloquently expressed by Dr. Graham’s daughter & getting worse by the day.

I do hope Sasparilla & co.'s Hillary killer theory grows:

...We’ve see what happens to people who get in Hitlerys way...

Vince Foster and 45 other Clinton associates have fallen victim to the Arkansas Sudden Death Syndrome.

No doubt LottieDah is the soul of compassion when bad things happen to liberals:

Liberals are sociopaths. They revel in the misfortunes of religious people. Just because a person is a Christian does not mean they are perfect. They go to church because they need God’s help to become better people.

The key is to resent liberals being happy, and not care about the bad things Christians have done.

Monday Potpourri Pt. I

Objective Scrutator loves Trump for being the abusive father we need:

It’s time for the liberals of this nation to have their skin flayed by their old man’s belt. Trump strikes fear into the hearts of the Millenials because he is the only candidate who could actually beat the insolent children. Scripture mandates the use of the Rod, not the apple pie.

Fantasywriter's birther yarns are getting more elaborate:

There was such a mole. He is on record as saying there was never any LFBC on file in HI for Obama. He said it was an “open secret” (I.e. that Obama lacked a BC). He wrote an entire thesis on the subject. I don’t recall his name offhand, but I could look it up if it’s important.

alloysteel has an odd definition of love:

The approximate time California started its slide - about the time the “flower children” began to vote in sizable numbers. California was still pretty decent in the late 1970’s, but with the departure of Ronaldus Magnus for the White House, the last of the barriers were falling, and “love” (as exemplified by the Manson Family) became the “New Way”.

Nervous Tick has a theory about Bill Clinton:

>> What the hell is wrong with Clinton’s arms?

I dunno... I noticed that too.

Crystal meth?

BinaryBoy has the real story of why the Hillary e-mail dates don't allow a scandal:

Hillary and Obama are a step ahead.

1. Declassify the documents
2. Backdate this action to before she sent/received the emails
3. Claim they weren’t classified at the time she received them.

Voila! Problem solved.

Balding_Eagle reads a lot in Trump's name:

Donald’s mothers name was Mary MacLeod.

As I understand it, MacLeod means ‘stand firm’.

I don’t think he’s going to be going wobbly. It’s not in his blood.

5thGenTexan on what will happen when gays allow Muslims to take over:

After we evil Christians have been run out and only Liberals and Muslims remain, the gays will find out their deaths will be all the more entertaining to the crowds. The buildings they will be thrown off of in the USA are much higher than those in the Middle East, making for a more spectacular end.

On the way down, will they call out to God, or Allah?

Mr Apple isn't ready to give up on the Muslim bating just because Obama's leaving office:

Bill and hilary are dancing and laughing about how the'll continue to help obama transform America into a more Islamic nation.

blackdog's family situation seems strained:

My daughter is an enviro-whacko lawyer in Portland who takes on these types of cases and prevails. She can tie it up in courts for decades.

For maximum chaos, Freepers like MuttTheHoople is why I'm rooting for Jeb to pull it out:

If ¡Yeb! gets the nomination, I'll either stay home, or vote for the Democrat nominee and pray for the Rapture.

minnesota_bound wants war with Iran:

The next president needs to BLOW it up along with the Iranian gov’t.

Speaking of imperial America, LeoWindhorse thinks the time is perfect to invade North Korea:

I do believe it’s time to go for the throat , of Kim Jong Un .
100% regime change , once and for all .

Let’s liberate millions of poor long suffering NK’s
See how that goes .

drop the hammer

Sequoyah101 wants Trump's first lady to be meek, like they should:

Melania needs to keep a low profile and not talk to loud or look to proud. It is a Presidency and not a Monarchy.

The Balls need to be private and so does the sex and everything else like that.

Anything else will not end well. We don’t need and won’t tolerate another show boat woman like moochie wants to be.

TigerClaws wants Trump to pack the Court:

If Obama can change laws with his phone and pen, Trump can do the same.

It’s how the laws are enforced that matters. The actual laws, as we have found out under Obama, are irrelevant.

The USSC can also be stacked. The number of justices is not set in stone. 5 new Trump justices could ‘evolve’ on many issues and interpretations in a conservative manner.

subterfuge heard about another police killing, but he can't pick a position without figuring out one important detail:

Not sure what to think about this as the article doesn’t mention the officers’ skin colours.

PAR35 thinks science is heretical:

Those who worship at the altar of the false god “Science” probably won’t have their faith shaken. And they won’t care as long as those grants keep flowing.