Sunday, August 31, 2008

Saturday Pix


Now that Hillary seems well and truly out of the picture, Pelosi takes over as the some kind of vampire beast.







WTF? Abraham Lincoln, or some kind of angry-Amish guy?




Cause she's Christian, she'll eat Obama, I guess.



It's like a crossword puzzle, only for complete tools!




Freepers have it on good authority that This is how Obama spends his free time.


Another incomprehensible Putin pic.



I have nothing to say to this.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Palin madness!

So Obama gave a speech, and Freepers didn't have much to say accept for that it was all lies LIES! Tiresome.

Lets check out something exciting, like that Palin character so many Freepers have been clamoring for.

Witness the celebration:

Grunthor is thrilled to the point of incomprehensible profanity:
But really now, John McCain just knocked Obamas’ d**k in the dirt.

Brian_Baldwin is also thrilled, though more in his pants than elsewyere:

Whoa! She’s a BABE! First we have Cindy McCain. Very Nice Now we have the
BABE! I am HAPPY! Hot DOGGIE! There are going to be more than one web site
crashing with very happy boys!


It's the Fox Newsification of America, folks!

FlingWingFlyer aims his sights higher:
FINALLY! We’re going to see some REAL CHANGE in Washington! A “game-changer!” An
outsider!!!


REAL CHANGE! PALIN WE CAN BELIEVE IN!

Sig Sauer P220 has a diagnosis for any man who disagrees with her:

My husband the environmentalist nut is furious over the possiblity of
Sarah Palin as VP. “She is worse than Cheney on the enviorment”, he spat out.
“She’s a hunter and a killer of animals.” He isn’t going to vote for McCain
blah, blah, blah.

Sounds like your husband is gay.

But really, netmilsmom sums it all up:
I used to be voting against Obama the Marxist
I am now voting for Sarah, McCain is just the opening act

Freepers have been yearning to have some reason to fall in love with McCain. He just gave them one.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hurricain Gustav, conventions and projection

Nothing of note about the Clinton, Biden or Kerry, who all did fine last night. I guess Michelle Obama is the only one who really gets their dander to the point of grasping at straws.

Luckily, we have a tropical storm threatening Florida. This makes Freepers freak out about Katrina II:

My Favorite Headache:


FEMA is meeting with the RNC AS WELL as the White House over his speech.

It would not look good at all if there is a catastrophe taking place and
Republicans are seen partying in the twin cities at the same time.



First, FEMA is meeting with the RNC? Anyone think they'd be meeting with the DNC in a similar situation?

Second, are the freepers really counseling the RNC run away scared from a hurricane, despite the massive expense and losing a week of momentum?

penelopesire provides the answer:

DELAY IT!!

DELAY IT!!

I hope they delay it.


It's the last sentence that really drives the message home.

PSYCHO-FREEP explains why the delay is so sorely needed:
the Convention will be about as well covered as the Westminster Dog Show. It will be Hurricane Central, 24/7 and all the poor poor peeples who couldn’t even afford bottled water who had been kicked into the gutter by those evil Republicans. (Again)

??? Does this guy really think this would fly? "Politicizing a disaster" anyone?

Bobalu solves the problem!
Just do the speeches and whatever else right from the storm area....would make for great TV, dramatic viewing...and a very huge audience. McCain and his veep in shirtsleeves passing out relief supplies and making speeches for a few days! McCain, the veep, and Jindal of course :-)

Not even hurricanes can stop McCain! So manly, so totally how Republicans are!

Finally, I return to PSYCHO-FREEP who says without irony:

New Orleans has become our own Sodom and Gomorrah. There is no wonder it
has a bulls eye on it’s forehead.

God hates New Orleans so much He doesn't care about the RNC convention? The irony!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Not much to say about Hillary

So Hillary spoke yesterday. I thought it was pretty boilerplate, but Freepers didn't have much to say. Not sure if this means she was successful, or if Freepers just had some high expectations.

Of course, there were lots of long, boring lists of jokes about how Chelsea and Hillary are ugly. EQAndyBuzz provides an example:

Though not overweight, she has a very strange shape.

She’s a freaking weeble.


She looks just like a middle-aged woman to me. How hideous!

But then there's the subtext people, like Carley.
First. The orange is the color adopted by the PUMAs.
Second. Note she ended her speech with how much she loved America.
Take that michelle.


Suit color is very significant! Orange is also the color of my high school, which I'm sure is glad for Hillary's support.

Twinkie offers this bit of pablum, which fellow Freepers link to with great approval.

The adoring faces of “her” supporters by the millions do not satisfy her.


Because the Love of God is what we all need, including the Clintons, and nothing else in this world will suffice. The sad fact is that God is ready and willing to love us, and to comfort us, if only we will simply ASK Him and take it from there with Him. - Lord, help all of us to do that.


This makes me sigh. How tiresome it is to assume everyone is unhappy unless they take your way, and then to let everyone know they're unhappy!

Lijahsbubbe plays us out with some more parsing:

Noticed she didn’t say “as a proud mother and wife”, but perhaps she just isn’t a proud wife.

I thought that was a glaring omission as well! In fact, I don't think she mentioned Bill once, did she? Considering he's her husband AND a past president, you would think he has some kind of relevance.


Say "Proud of America" and it means she hates Michelle Obama. Don't say "proud mother and wife" and it means she hates Bill Clinton. I guess Hillary just can't escape her hateful nature.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Gentlemen, start your straw-grasping

The pageantry of the Dem convention's first day went off great. And by great, I mean exactly as expected.





This means Freepers had to try extra hard to find stuff wrong. Michelle Obama's ordinary speech meant there had to be some pretty awesome reaching. This is a long one, but it is hilarious:





patriotspride noticed something:




Anyone else notice that Michelle didn't Thank her Mom in her speech?



Didn't hear any of the pundits comment on this last night.



All it would have taken was six words, Thank You Mom, I Love You.



Opportunity of a lifetime to honor the person who raised and cared for you, gave you a great video intro, and you missed it.



Shame on you Michelle.



Not much to say to that. The nit picking stridency speaks for itself.





Speaking of mountains and molehills...ichabod1 is sure he unearthed the Michelle Obama's secret racist beast through his careful study of body language:




She looked low-key, nice smile (though her teeth are too big for her mouth), reticent, first-ladyish, avoided the ebonics... her appearance was just what they’ve been wanting it to be. But she continually shook her head while she talked, which has the effect of negating everything she was saying.



I think it must have been really difficult for her to get up there and do a dog and pony for whitey like that. Very difficult.




Wow. ichabod1 clearly knows the real Obama. And I'm sure the worry about ebonics means nothing about your general views about black people.





Then there was the dress, as pointed out by redstates4ever



Michelle having a nice figure is one thing. But am I the only one who thinks the clingy cocktail dress is inappropriate and hoochie-mama-ish for the occasion?



"hoochie-mama?" Yeah...race has nothing to do with it.

driftdiver totally echoes this awesome point:

This event is to officially choose the dem candidate for President. She could be the next first lady. Its not a cocktail party.



For me it shows a continued lack of respect for this country and its traditions.




The dress in question?





How unamerican!

But my favorite tactic of all is DooDahhhh:

You are admirable for listening to this tripe. I turn the tv off when her or his mugs appear. I have had enough already.

The reality! It buuurns!


minipost: Obama assasination attempt

To a Freeper, every attempt to blow something up is automatically terrorism, no matter how inept. However, some guys with guns that wanted to kill Obama? Nonsense!

LibLieSlayer is paranoid:

Hired by satan’s son for sympathy... lies and lies and lies. I think that these guys have been out of work since Hee Haw went off the air.


Nice use of evidence to prove they were hired. I can only assume Satan's son is Obama. Though many postulated Hillary.

TChris makes a more serious study:


This has the stench of a very convenient and stereotyped setup. It's almost as if it were a scene from a movie.
What better way to boost B. Hussein Obama's liberal, victimized status and slam stereotypical "conservatives" with the race 2x4 at the same time?

I'm very skeptical.


Sorry, did I say more careful? I meant paranoid again. Sorry.

Hardastarboard gets to the bottom line:
Either the reporter or the "perpetrator" or both are stupid. Even Lee Harvey Oswald couldn't make that shot.

So a bunch of idiots try to buy explosives from an FBI agent - we need constant spying!
Some guys with guns want to shoot Obama - no threat, stand down.

A more paranoid person might suggest Freepers wouldn't care if someone did shoot the guy...

Monday, August 25, 2008

Hillary

Hillary is slipping through Freeper's fingers. And it has made them extra unhinged. What's that? Hillary is going to release her delegates and not fight with Obama till the bitter end?

kallisti comes up with something that would get him laughed off the Internet anywhere else:
Neville had expectations for Adolph also.

Awesome analysis!

seenenuf still has hope Free Republic will take down Obama singlehandedly:
Scarier and scarier. I want her to go away,, not hold her academy award speech re party unity - Hah. In a pig's eye - no pun intended.
Wait — if the lawsuit re The One's birth certificate sees more day light before Wednesday - she may be THE nominee.

Obama's birth certificate-gate LIVES! In Freepers dreams at least!

EQAndyBuzz has the best conspiracy theory I've heard:

Releasing delegates doesn’t mean anything. IMHO Obama will not accept the nomination. He is going to hear the word from God that it isn’t his time yet and tell his delegates to vote for Hillary.
After showing her good will in releasing her delegates, the vote will commence and she will receive the nomination. Courtesy of Obama. She will then select Obama as her VP.

And the world will rejoice. And the media will go nuts. And Obama will be revered. And history will be made. And Clinton will play every McCain commercial that praised her. And her debt will be paid off.


Hahahah, we'll see of Obama gives up the Presidency for no reason. And then people will just take it with no suspicions! It's too crazy NOT to be true!

DogBarkTree hates Obama so much, his Freeperness is slipping:

Shrill has never been one of my favorite people but I grew to respect her over the course of the primaries. I could be wrong but I just don't see her rolling over for Obama so easy.


I recomend 3 hours a day in the Limbaugh reeducation camps.

Mediocrates sees Hillary whenever he closes his eyes.
I do think she and Bill - along with their tabloid owner friend, Roger Altman - took down John Edwards. I almost admire them for that. :D
Wow. Hillary or Soros...who has more unrealistic political power in Freeper's mind?