Monday Potpourri

Flick Lives has mixed up homosexuals and vampires

As owner of a Christian Bake shop, I’d simply make it store policy to decorate every item made with a cross. Story policy. Same for all patrons. Anyone can order a cake, but this is how they’re made. Call the homosexual provocateur’s bluff. They don’t want the cake, they want a confrontation so they can continue to chip away and destroy Christianity.

Flycatcher's fantasizes about a Freeper Sweeney Todd:

In a perfect world, the lesbian would be "accidentally" beheaded in the barber's chair. Then the Muslim barber would be executed for first-degree murder in a court of law.

There is something to say for perfection.

jsanders2001 Knows Ukraine is all Soros.

it is not our war. Period.

But it’s Soros’ (the true Anti-Christ) war and his puppet has to do what he’s told.

1010RD is so patriotic, he's not a fan of American sovereignty:

My hope is that Mossad will help us gain a very conservative majority in the Senate and strengthen our hold on the House.

MagnoliaB - half the country is simple and easily riled:

All Obama voters care about is ‘free stuff’ and entitlements. They probably never heard of the Ukraine. All they have to do is start saying the ‘mean ole republicans’ are going to take away their ‘free stuff’ and they will come out like cockroaches out of the woodwork.

PGalt feels like a slave:

Work debt-slave. Pay our IRS collectors at every aspect of your life until you meet our death panel deciders. See to it that your children and your children’s children are present in our indoctrination centers so that they may follow your path, debt-slave.

Truth29 can't care about anything so long as Obama's in office:

It is real hard to get excited about Putin securing the Crimea when the far bigger threat to America sits in the White House. Until and unless the US frees itself from the Left’s death grip on government, Putin is a distraction from the real battle for America’s future.

C19fan loves Andrew Jackson because he was voted in by the right sort of people:

My feeling is the guy should stay because he was the first President elected based on universal white manhood suffrage. I can’t think of until that time any leader selected based on that big an electorate.

I agree with knarf, though not for the same reasons:

I SO want to see a pubbie just get up and slug a dem on CSPAN ... just once.

M*****F*** you, my esteemed colleague on the right .. you traitorous bastard !

Finny isn't a purist, he just insists on purity...

In all my years on Free Republic, I have never seen a purist. Not once.

On the other hand, I have seen many who accuse others of being purists for declining to vote for more statism.

The GOP didn't ask me to compromise my principles when it asked me to vote for Romney. It asked me to abandon them.

AD from SpringBay is sure there's some sort of conspiracy against the CIA afoot:

NYT. Pelosi, “...we will prevail.”

I smell a plot to take out the top of the CIA cuz they are a threat to obamm....

That’s kinda what I was thinking. Great Leader needs to use a little caution in this one. The CIA knows things...

willywill has let a bit of critical thinking seep into his paranoia...

the thing that really gets me is that since we all know there is an elite plan to disarm us, how the freak do these low level state reps get their orders. i’m not being funny.
how do they know?

Progov doesn't want any more black Presidents:

Anyone believe that the demodummies will push to get odumbo’s photo on our money as our nations first (and hopefully last) black president?

Odumbo has done more to divide blacks and whites in this country than anyone in history. He sure as hell does not deserve to have his name on anything and it should be stricken from our history books. He has been a disaster since day one.

'Stricken from history books' is also pretty impressively pre-enlightenment.

Of all the cabinet positions miserare could have picked...

Sure wish Sarah could have been Sec. of State instead of The Beast. Benghazi would never have happened.

cuban leaf - God's marketability transcends mere mortals:

Why would a movie based on the Christian Bible be any different?

Partly because it is the Word of God. The others are human creations. It flows, but in a completely different way than man made books.

Saturday Pix

I don't think gaydar works that way...

That Obama, always moving his tongue!

This comes from an entire thread of Putin-love pix.

Its the random audience blinking that makes it.

Haw haw half white!

This...seems awesome actually.

With Spring come the Obama can't stop golfing jokes again!

Spotlight Friday: gaijin

gaijin

We don't need much intro here - reality is not strong for this Freeper. He believes all the conspiracies, even those that he doesn't need to to properly hate Obama or Clinton. Though he'll make up whatever he needs to avoid drawing a non-Freeperish conclusion. Unlike the birthers, or BZ, he doesn't bother with turning tiny inconsistencies into evidence, he just posts the REAL story and leaves it at that.

Oh, and he joined in 1998, for the Clinton conspiracies, no doubt.

The Boston bomber was a US Spy:

US asset that went rogue —acted nutzo, got in touch with the real crazies, later identified with them and flipped to the dark side.

Obama spied on Congress and no one believes it!

The Prez SPIED on the Legislative Branch. On Congress.

That’s like one of the three arms branches of gov’t making WAR on another one of those branches.

How is this not treason...?

This is the most serious scandal in US political history.

Benghazi's other scandal:

No one contests the POTUS treachery during the Bengazi crisis, but there’s more —what happened AFTER is equally treacherous.

US KIA arrive at DOVER, right? That’s a little far from DC, while Andrews AFB is in their backyard.

The Bengazi KIA were flown to ANDREWS, not Dover. That’s highly, highly unusual. Can you guess why? Here is why:

Because POTUS driving to Andrews would TAKE LESS CAMPAIGN TIME...!

Yes, there was still an election to be won, and they all foresaw that it would be a squeeker —EVERYTHING had to be done to make sure he was re-elected.

So while everyone knows POTUS went to bed early to fly off to Vega$ to golf with a rapper, what they don’t realize is that even AFTER he’d written off 43 Americans, more or less, he CONTINUED to act treacherously, even after he understood there had been fatalities and wounded.

**THAT** is how little he really cares about people.

There had been multiple deaths and he STILL could not be made to care about non-election stuff.

Fake pregnant diabetic lady fainting!

HE CARES ABOUT PEOPLE, yeah, we get it.

Sorta like that FAKED gentlemanly act of catching the fainting diabetic preggo lady at that presser, 8 months ago.

How many realize that SHE, TOO, never ended up getting covered..?

ALL SMOKE AND MIRRORS WITH THIS GUY —never stops lying.

He posted that yesterday. NEVAR FORGET!

The Southern Poverty Law Center is in charge of siccing the FBI on conservatives:

The SPLC inspired the gay pistol attack on the Family Research Council in DC and the ambitious FBI program “PatCon”, which aimed to infiltrate ALL “patriot groups” in the USA, was designed and lead by the SPLC.

secret Iranian cruise missile base

There’s a secret Iranian cruise missile base located on a Venezuelan peninsula jutting out into the Caribbean —maybe this has something to do with it?

Probably not, though.

Obama killed all his gay lovers:

Within just ONE month of Obama announcing his candidacy, FOUR different young gay guys from Obama’s USA-hating black supremacist church were murdered.

ROTTEN LUCK, huh.

Some right winger caught with a crapload of bombs? Lets throw ALL the conspiracies at him!

Muzzie or undercover guy starting out his “jacket” - he has to go around acting “really nutty” so he appears legit when he later tries to infiltrate some group.

Same thing McVeigh, the FBI/SPLC agent, also had to do early on for OkBomb, before it got away from them.

Like Fast & Furious.

When a Minuteman founder seems to be a bit of a pedo? FALSE FLAG!

10,000% disbelieve. This is a total lie.

TOTALLY consistent with the M.O. of this criminal government.

Likely that he was BEGGED for babysitting, and then they simly began screaming the instant they were alone with him.

We are seeing the emergence of a real American Dissident Class.

The Bitcoin murders:

Fiat currencies are how governments CONTROL PEOPLE.

Lessay someone gave people —as in the ENTIRE POPULATION OF EARTH— a way to get totally around that.

HOW BADLY would gummint goons want that someone to go away?

Less than Vince Foster, more than Vince Foster, or much, much more?

The answer is obvious.

*sigh*

I know all about the very many things wrong with the Vince Foster “suicide” scene, and the erry events around the park leading up to his Arkancide, but:

What are the leading theories about why he was killed..?

I know he knew too much, but I’m still unclear about the event that induced the need for him to die.

Can anyone clear this up for me?

It has “been a little while” for me on this one story.

Naturally

$50 to O’Keefe is better than $500,000 to the GOP.

Not surprised this is his algorithm:

Does it pass the Obama smell test:

Does it sound TOTALLY NUTS...? Yup....!

IT PASSES...!

Sorry, but I BELIEVE this....

Transgender students love being raped.

So there's a report of a F-M transsexual reporting that he was molested in the boy's bathroom. There are some reports she later recanted, and the report is pretty sketchy.

Point is, though, that Freepers don't mind a bit o' sexual violence if it's against non-normals:

oldenuff2no knows sometimes the victim asks for it:

Assault is wrong. BUT, does this really surprise anyone?

VideoDoctor will allow all crimes against populations he doesn't like:

in what police are investigating as a hate crime

Seems more like a GAY crime to me.

Viennacon will only give credence to stories he wants to believe:

I’m calling ‘hoax’ preemptively for this one.

max americana knows all non-heterosexuals are basically sex maniacs:

Sexual assault? I thought that was their wet dream?

Paulie has stopped caring about sexual assault, on accounta gay marriage or sex on TV or something:

I thought in this ultra-sexed culture of ours it’s all well and good to get it on where ever and when ever you feel like it.

It’s not a hate crime officer, we were just horny. If anything, we’re guilty of love!

Kickass Conservative manages to blame the attackers briefly in his list of people to blame:

In CA they passed a Law saying a confused Transgender can use whichever School Bathroom they like.

He / She / It has nobody to blame but the Libtards in Sacofshitamento. Well, the attackers are actually to blame, but the supposed Adults running the State and their supporters created the situation in the first place.

Then again, He / She / Its Parents should be arrested for Child Abuse.

Mr Ramsbotham knows real men don't get assaulted:

She's apparently a guy when it's all fun and games, but reverts back to a girl when there are any sexual assault charges to be made.

Ray76 provides a great excuse for sexual assault:

Presence was disruptive to the school.

Maximum Genocide

A Freeper posts on Facebook that all we need to know about Muslims was how to killed them as efficiently as possible. He gets banned, and goes on Free Republic to bask in his victimhood.

A few Freepers object. Which only makes everyone else even more crazy. Uncommonly crazy. Like they forget to talk around the natural conclusion of their black-and-white race and religion essentialist worldview. Like Hitler had some good ideas crazy.

muir_redwoods agrees with the 'kill them efficiently' policy.

” all we needed to know about Muslims was how to killed them as efficiently as possible”

he really doesn’t think anyone wouldn’t view that as disgusting? really?

Disgusting it may be but its accuracy is beyond challenge. islam is a terrestrial virus that must be exterminated, root and branch. It is totally incompatible with human freedom.

This muir_redwoods features a lot in this thread, and only gets crazier from here. His profile seems super grounded, too.

S.O.S121.500 - yes, the children too.

You want to know how to kill every Muslim? Women and children too?

Guess ‘nit to lice’ doesn’t apply.....

vette6387 also rolls pre-enlightenment.

Well there is the proverb “mighty oaks from little acorns grow.” As long as there is a scintilla of mohammed’s “seed” around, the world will be having to deal with them. They have been at this “world caliphate” gig for many, many centuries. Just saying.

So Muslim abortion - good?

GladesGuru explains that Muslims around the world are American traitors.

Have you read the Koran?

Are you aware the Koran is not a religious text? It is actually the core document of a war cult. In that Koran are absoluter commands requiring believers to kill, enslave, or convert ALL HUMANS ON EARTH!

Got that? Islam demands the destruction of the Constitution and forced imposition of Sharia Law on America.

For that reason, Islam is treasonous and ALL Muslims therefore are, by definition, treason on two feet.

Are you paid to post such deliberate deceptions by the Pro-Muzzie-N-The-White-Mosque?

Howie66 seems to be borrowing his rhetoric from Jim Crow:

I want to know how one can insult a Muzzie.

For crying out loud. Muzzies are at the bottom of the ladder of humanity already. They are a plague on humanity and should be treated as such. Muzzies have no more purpose and worth than an ordinary urinal cake.

It seems to me that anything that one can say or do to a Muzzie is nothing short of a compliment.

hal ogen explains that Muslims are all coming right for us:

Genocide advocacy will get you banned from Facebook? You’re surprised?

It may be unpleasant but there is some truth to “kill or be killed”.

muir_redwoods agrees that Islam is going to kill us all unless we kill every last one:

How do you trust someone who supports genocide?

How do you trust someone who supports suicide?

muir_redwoods goes there:

Hitler had no good reason. Good reason to exterminate islam is everywhere. It needn’t be but the muslims are bent on becoming more and more threatening every day. Toleration of the intolerable is no virtue. If snakes move into your house, coming to terms with them is not an option.

More on Hitler from muir_redwoods!

[Hitler] was wrong. We are right. If it has to be explained further to you that’s because you lack the necessary to understand the plainly obvious.

Lest you think it's only that guy, Neidermeyer agrees:

Richly ironic. He uses the holocaust to promote another.

The Islamic holocaust started 1400 years ago with the stated goal of conquering , converting and/or killing all non muslims ... it is ongoing and relentless ... he is promoting self preservation... kill the bastards ,, all of them.

Even as Freepers make with the Final Solution, dfwgator reminds us that Muslims are Nazis.

Hitler and the Moslem Brotherhood were buddies in WW2. “Mein Kampf” is the most popular book (after the Koran of course) in many parts of the Middles East, for sure among Palestinians.

Heinrich Himmler was a great admirer of Islam, even going so far as to suggest after the war was over, he was going to study it even more. He thought it was the perfect religion for soldiers.

little jeremiah is not amenable to facts.

And Muslims fought for the Allies as well. Your point?

You want to remain blind, your choice.

The end of the Catholic Church.

Pope Francis says that civil unions for homosexuals may be a useful method for a secular society to make just economic and medical decisions. Freepers split into two crazy factions.

Viennacon is sure the Church is in danger:

Disgusting. He will destroy the church with this.

LowTaxesEqualsProsperity typifies the "Rawr, Catholicism is now over!" crowd:

If true, the Catholic Church is done. Once you accept this, everything else will be forced.

Destroyed from within, after about 2,000 years.

TexasFreeper2009' definition of anti-Christ is anyone he disagrees with on doctrine:

to be teach against Christ’s teachings or God laws is to be an anti-Christ.

If this is true (and not another distortion by the media) then this “pope” has revealed himself as an anti-Christ

aquila48 brings out the big guns:

This excuse for a Pope is fundamentally transforming the Catholic church the way Obama is transforming America.

BurningOak knows all he needs to about the Pope now:

That is it. This guy is basically reverend Jeremiah Wright dressed in a white robe. This always was the fundamental weakness of the Catholic faith, as a hierarchical organization the Church is only as good as the current Pope. This one is a social gospel Marxist. God have mercy.

BwanaNdege isn't in either faction, just confused about what a civil union is:

So, Il Papa, what do you say about “common law” marriage (”shacking up”) and pre-marital fornication?

As long as you are opening the floodgates?

/s

Marriage is not only a covenant between one man and one woman, it is an oath before God and witnessed by the respective families, the church, the community and the state.

mgist is in the other camp, with maximum, angry denial:

Unless you see any of this coming from an official Catholic newspaper it isn’t real. Soros’ NCR isn’t Catholic. They twist everything he says and does. They are obsessed. There are few things I will put my hands over a fire for, and this is one of them. No matter what happens in the rest of the world, in the Catholic church, the Gates of Hades will NEVER Prevail.

mgist is just the adorable best:

You are a troll. Nothing conservative about you. For anyone to accept this country’s compromised media as an excuse to attack THE ONLY church that stands in the way of Marxism, is a con. a conservative heretic. Consider yourself outed.

Cliche

I have two good ones coming up, but I am tired. So! One from the buffer.

Obama says in passing, 'it's a cliché" to say that America is the greatest country on Earth.'

As in 'so obvious it goes without saying.'

One the one hand, Obamahas made America suck. On the other, Freepers are super patriots. Well, if there is one thing Freepers can agree on,it's hating Obama. So Freepers chose to assume cliches means untrue, and proceed to let their rage-flag fly, and end up with some mental issues:

yldstrk is one of those secular theocrats:

blasphemy, I will be so glad to have a President that actually knows what he is talking about

Resolute Conservative totally didn't hate Democrats before Obama:

The democrats and his heinous have been successful in turning my contempt for people like them into pure hatred.

baddog 219 hates Obama for his racism:

Obama is lower than whale Sh#t! He hates this country more than he hates being half white.

FlingWingFlyer brings this up:

Barry Soetoro is the gayest president we’ve ever had in this country.

TArcher knows whenever Freepers are pissed at Obama, yelling about gayness is called for:

Yawn. As if the half-masted Down Low pervert in the White Hut would know what greatness is.

Resignation?

PowderMonkey hates Obama for never being poor:

This from the man born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Never went hungry or wanted for anything. His family owned a bank in Hawaii. Attended exclusive schools and attained advanced education unavailable to most Americans. Rose from obscurity to become President of the United States. Perhaps he believes he could have done better in Kenya. Ungrateful little rat bastard.

hal ogen on Obama's mental issues:

nobama’s self-hatred is sooooooooooooooo intense and deep. However, he projects it onto OUR country. nobama is a loser on many levels. Just like his homo friends who will never be “normal” no matter how hard they try to force others to say so, nobama will always be a loser. nobama should be deported...as should his grifter family.

ConservativeInPA's out of control hatred is evidence Obama is the devil.

This is what you get from a F'N half-breed, Kenyan, Muslim Marxist that never held a real job in his entire life. Hussein does not know what it is to be American and neither do most of his followers.

Only the devil can foment such hate in my heart. Dear Lord, create in me and our nation a clean heart and renew a right spirit within us. Cast us not away from Thy presence.

xkaydet65 knows Obama was just laying a clever trap for Freepers by saying...anything at all:

Don’t you realize he deliberately places those phrases to get the angry irrational responses seen here on FR. Meanwhile when the whole of his speech is digested it is clear that he can say he meant no such thing. Then the Right comes across as harpies looking for any means to attack Obama, no matter how trivial. Of course he believes the phrase is a cliche but he placed it strategically amid words of praise for America and Americans so that he can say it to his faithful, but when we attack him he can just say read the whole statement. We have to get much less emotional and far more factual. Follow the evidence before elevating the rhetoric. The evidence will win out.

Necrovore hates America now:

Just this once I agree with him. Through his and his patires treasonous actions on through the seditious actions of the republicants allowing the democrats unfettered progress towards a communist state. What is so great about it?

That poor family from Germany about to be deported only because they fled persecution from not wanting their children indoctrinated in government propaganda education, to Ted Cruz voting to help displace American workers be voting to expand a portion of the H-1B program, to 49% of the population living on the dole. Exactly what is so great about it?

Marathoner blames Obama for his depression:

I've honestly had to deal with clinical depression ever since this illigitimate a-hole has usurped the office.

Slyfox predicts the future:
In the future, Obama will be the cliche for Evil Personified.