Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Best Thread Title ever!

Now we know why Obama has developed the facial tic-- (he's going to the booty house)

The facial tick was mentioned in the always truthful WND, and nowhere else. But Freepers love it! And then there's booty house. Now that's some goof fake-black dialecting!

anniegetyourgun Warns those who think the recent indictment of the Illinois Governor is a Clintonian Conspiracy that Obama is also a formidable criminal in Freeperland:
Never Never NEVER trust the Clintons. They can toast the BOnehead's presidency if they want to.
They want to.


NEVER trust ‘the one’ - he will not be denied.

springtime4hillary assumes this is totally bad for Obama:
[Obama's] people are feverishly coming up with all sorts of excuses, and Obama is probably under a desk, twitching in the fetal position hurting for a bong hit.

Syncro realizes that there is no connection to Obama, but realizes this just proves he's evil!
Some rise to the top, some go into the shredder to keep those at the top squeaky clean and articulate.
Like Obama and Barney Frank, Pelosi, Reid etc etc
The democrats and other liberals keep their “machines” well oiled with the blood of their underlings.
And the destruction of their enemies, like Obama did by hacking into divorce files to
destroy the competition when he first ran for state office.

Obama is a hacker?

roses of sharon thinks the lack of an Obama indictment is only because Prosecutor Fitzgerald is totally corrupt:
I’ll bet Hussein was about to make a deal with the Gov.....Fitz arrested quickly to prevent Obama getting into trouble.

Yes, that seems like the best speculation without any facts behind it.

But the most attenuated and bizarre theory is from numberonepal.
My wife and I both complained harshly about the extreme bias in the press leading up to the election. And in her always insightful observational way, my wife says “maybe they want him to get elected so they can sell all the scandals that surround him.” And then it struck me that since the Dino Media is tanking terribly, it might be the only way they could save their collective butts.

So Obama was elected so he could bribe the MSM to keep all the scandals out of the media? Of course!

5 comments:

  1. The way I see it, the MSM was in the tank for BO so that after the election, when the scandals start a-risin' like scum on chicken soup, the newspapers will be saved by a paper-selling frenzy unmatched in history!

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  2. Wow! Those newspapermen's overcomplicated plan kind of remind me of a diabolical Bond Villian!

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  3. Tell me how Barney Frank is at the top? Please, I'm dying to know. Lole.

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  4. I knew yesterday would be a good day at Free Republic. I guess the only thing that could distract them from the birth certificate was a scandal involving someone tangentially related to Obama in which Obama had no part whatsoever (mainly because it's all Hillary Clinton's fault)

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  5. Sweet Jesus am I sick of the Birth Certificate thing! It's at least 30% of the site these days.

    As for Barney Frank, I dare not speculate what the fevered immagination of Freepers comes up with there.

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