Friday, May 20, 2011

And now this word from outer space

Muslim Apocalypse edition:

200 years from now, I want their children's children's children
to cower and cringe in fear whenever they hear the sounds of jet engines overhead
because their legends tell of fire from the sky.

I want them to hide in dark caves and holes in the earth,
shivering with terror whenever they hear the roar of diesel engines
because the tales of their ancestors talk about metal monsters
crawling over the earth, spitting death and destruction.

I want their mothers to be able to admonish them with
"If you don't behave, the Pale Destroyers will come for you",
and that will be enough to reduce them to quivering obedience.

I want the annihilation to be so complete that their mythology
will tell them of the day of judgment when the stern gods from across the sea
.. the powerful 'Mericans .. destroyed their forefathers' wickedness.

Mythology of the bully supplied by BlueLancer (You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going because you might not get there.)

2 comments:

  1. Wow, that sounds almost like Adam Yoshida back in his younger, crazier, far more entertaining days. He used to talk about putting Arabs in giant microwave ovens and turning liberal journalists into "comfort women", but now he's just a boring shill for the Conservative Party of Canada. I think it was Obama's election that broke him...

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  2. someone faps to a lot of fantasy literature

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