Birthergasm

Seems a Freeper army reserve officer is refusing to be called up till he sees the Birth Certificate. (Long form, of course)

proud American in Canada lets us know how big a deal this is:

There is no longer legitimate National Command Authority in the United States of America. If you refuse to follow a direct order, on the grounds of that order coming from an illegal CINC, then you go away scot free: order rescinded.

As of today, we now have a Constitutional crisis.

Danae is pretty sure everyone in the know is aware of how Obama is going down!

Have you noticed just how HARD the Dims are trying to shove their agenda through. It makes you think, DC knows what Obama’s problem is, and knows that the timer has started ticking down. What I don’t get is this: Anything the Usurper signs is illegal... so why bother?

But MrB thinks this Cooke character may be playing into Obama's Muslim hands:

Causing chaos in the chain of command in the military could very well be a major step FORWARD in 0bama’s overall plan to destroy the country.

Sig Sauer P220 kind of goes the opposite direction. Take down Obama, to hell with national security!

EVERY member of the military should challenge Zero.

wintertime thinks that the attorney handling the case is awesome:

I dearly love Dr. Lawyer Taitz, but her consistent record of procedural errors, combined with her penchant for hyperbole and questionable publicity does not make her the attorney of choice in this matter.

I don't see any other lawyers stepping up. I do admire her. With her puny little on-line law degree ( and no experience), she is like David facing the army of the Philistines.

So?...Why aren't don't other lawyers "man-up" and give this little brave lady a hand?

ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY has praise for the Freeper-soldier:

This guy is an extreme patriot! He has risked his liberty, fortune, and sacred honor!

This guy actually had the b@lls to do what thousands of his comrades-in-arms wanted to but they valued their careers too much to do so!

This is the crack in the dam; the camel's nose under the tent; it only gets better from here!

Monday potpourri.

I see my hands takes his politics a biiit seriously.

[Michael] Jackson was a Lefty. His fans are Lefties. The default position when facts are incomplete regarding a Lefty is to assume and spread the worst. It’s not hard.

HiTech RedNeck may or may not have a shrine to a certain Conservative in his chapel/bedroom.

Like [Sarah Palin's] own Savior, the slain Christ, her resurrection will seem to come awfully quickly on the heels of her “death.” She’s already consulting with the big boys. She has taken a lemon which was partly of her own inadvertent creation (she never imagined the ethics laws she championed would be abused in such an egregious manner) and turned it into, not just lemonade, but something heavenward of ambrosia.

Sarah Barracuda is in second grade:

Conan looks like a toe and letterman, well don’t get me started. None of these so-called comedians are even funny, all they do is love to bash Conservatives because they all have doo doo in their souls

SMCC1 probably isn't a fan of "a la carte" Catholics. Except...

As a Catholic, I ignore anything the Church says about economics. JPII was probably the most or only capitalistic Pope...

magslinger really wishes Hoover had won in 1932.

A Pinko is a Commie. Just not as good at it as a real red like that FDR.

I have a message for Sig Sauer P220: If you want to pretend not to e the party of racism, you can't go pretending all black people are like your fever-dreamed ghetto-thugs.

Barry: Honest baby, yo booty is all I care about.

Shelly: But what about that 16 year old Brazilian ho?

Barry: What? Her? She wuz ugly.

Shelly: She betta leave mah man alone or ah'll cut her. Uhhh huh, das raight.

Shelly: (O-snap).

Titus-Maximus only knows weird people, if you ask me, or he's lying to feel better about Obama being President:

Yes, but everyone I know knows the doctor’s name who delivered them.

Saturday Pix

Oh, the schadenfreude when it becomes clear Sarah will not be Prez in 2012 will be sweeet! Also, what's with the bear's totally purple mouth. Blueberries maybe?

Wait, are the bullets Sarah is shooting Obama logos? Or is Obama's logo trying to escape Sarah's sights?

Morphing is TRUTH!

And thus all Democrats are pedophiles. Funny how just as many Republicans get caught sleeping around...

Is Obama a Communist or a dupe? Also, any idea what Putin is writing in Cyrilic(?) on Obama's forehead?

Hey now, I love Penny Arcade don't you be making it all crazified!

It's not a fold in his suit, it's an Oboner! This is huge news! Obama seems to be a human male!

Government Motors

Now that GM is out of receivership, Freepers seem a bit unclear about what bankruptcy is. Or more like, they don't care. GM's success is now tied to Obama's so it must go down.

JudgemAll works on unifying GM workers with the Evil Obama:

“Kill all the executives”, everyone wants to be an executive now. Lawyers, Judges, ACORN zombies, so cool, democracy, you know (sarc off)

The drunks are in charge and they think they got a grip on reality just because having a government badge now means your life is owned and they can dispose of you as they wish.

Ghost of Philip Marlowe is some kind of bankruptcy schollar:

“He rejected pleas from dissident bondholders...”

“Dissident bondholders”?

“Dissident,” as in a small group of people outside of society objecting to a nation's or government's policies? Dissident?

They are not “dissident.”

They are legitimate plaintiffs in a case against the US government who is illegally breaking valid contracts.

It is the communists in the Obama administration who are “dissident.”

Bankruptcy actually involves discharge of debt! I know, shocking! Though I do like how everyone tho disagrees with Freepers is now the dissident.

Wpin and many, many others take action:

You are exactly right! At least at this time...we can boycott GM and Chrysler and fight this fascism! It is the easiest, least dangerous protest we can do. Just say NO to GM and Chrysler...turn the faucet off for the fascist pigs, let them die of thirst!

autumnraine doesn't think it's fascism:

WE MUST HAVE COMMUNISM OR PEOPLE WILL LOSE MONEY!!

Oh God, I feel sick first thing on a Monday.

stockpirate clears things up:

Fascism is when the government controls the means of production via laws ans regulations, ie the energy industry. Communism is when the government owns the means of production, ie our new government owned auto industry, the insurance industry, the banking industry and soon our health care industry.

We are no longer a nation of free men, we are a nation of slaves to the collective, you are one of fifty million taxpayers the leaches will drain dry.

Sweet, Trotskyite redefinition, Batman! I guess the phone company, highways and health care have been fascist all this time, what with being so regulated and all!

CodeMasterPhilzar figures out how Obama will use GM to rule us all!

Ha - your next car or truck may be a GM... It may have to be. There will probably be various "incentives" for you to buy GM...

In a couple of years, there may be tax write-offs for buying GM.

Maybe buying GM will move you to the front of the healthcare line so you can actually get treated before you die.

Maybe getting a car loan to buy Ford or Toyota will be problematic, but for a Chevy...no problem.

And even should the Administration refrain from managing GM, Freepers will still hate it to their graves, claiming victory only if it should finally go under.

Way to keep the blue collor vote there, folks!

Ode to Sarah

Freepers still hate Mitt.

What with Palin's erratic behavior, Mitt Romney seems like the default choice for Presidential candidate in 2012. But Jim Robinson, the head Freeper, is on a jihad against all MittBots on Free Republic, purging the rolls of Mitt supporters much as he did for Giuliani back in 2008.

Thus you get posts like this: "Mitt Romney, you Socialist RINO quisling, I will never vote for you."

rabscuttle385 may not know about freedom of speech:

If this be treason, then I shall make the most of it.
JUST SAY HELL NO! TO ALL RINOs!

Treason?

Rastus worries about the base.

We gotta defeat this guy early so we don’t have another 2008. No more candidates who divide the party and depress the base.

Hmmm. Except you guys are the base...

xzins goes so far as to defect from the Republican Party.

Romney had a 4 year window in which he could prove his “campaign conversion” to conservatism was real. He blew it within months, and now he’s no longer even a viable, last-ditch option for me.

In fact, the Republican Party, as it is today, is not an option for me.

This maltreatment by Republican insiders of Sarah Palin is typical of these liberal aristocrats.

Go, go Falcon party!

section9 has the narrative:

Ah, the Mittens considers Sarah’s resignation:

“Damn, that Palin Woman! Jeeves, draw my bath! I need to plot!”

Best,

Chris

Mitt as Mr. Burns. Heh.

Diogenesis spots him a MittBot:

AH_LiveRight shows up to defend Romney and socialism.

AH_LiveRight is a Romney’s supporter who also supports
Adolf Hitler.

AH_LiveRight is zotted soon thereafter.

Fresh Wind has the ultimate insult:

He’s slicker than Clinton. No small achievement.

Of course, no one compares to Obama.


If it ends up being Mitt, it'll be fun to watch Freepers choose whether to give up their much vaunted ideals or undercut the GOP candidate.

No more Mr. nice Freeper

In the midst of the maelstrom of crazy that is the reaction to Palin's latest madness, I have found a weird new vein of delusion. The idea that something has changed, and that now it's WAR against Obama. As though it was peace before this.

4rcane seems to be confused about his war metaphor and reality:

... and now that we’ve lost the battle at the hill, the enemy moves to our homes and rape and pillage. But we like to say, at least we dont resort to their tactics

Like I said before, this is not a sport. This is war. People’s lives are at stake here. Policy decision effect millions of ppl because we lost at the hill

I see my hands agrees:

The Right doesn’t need to be just like [liberals], the Right needs to be worse. It’s so repulsive to hear the ‘don’t sink to their level, BS.

You’d have us lining up in ranks and columns. Yours is the personal application of appeasement. You equate the evil hatred of righteousness with the righteous hatred of evil.

And when some people hilariously argue that Freepers should continue to pretend to be righteous, the side that wants to pretend to be warriors strikes back!

NTHockey may secretly be Giuliani.

That is a 9/10 mentality. There are people who wish us great harm; but we are not going to recognize that? Look at what that got us! Only by taking the fight TO them, on our terms, can we defeat this enemy. Make no bones about it - LIBs are an enemy that must be destroyed(politically) or accept defeat and slavery.

sergeantdave aint got time for hypocrisy:

Hitler said it best: “Think in blood.” Those three words define the typical leftist and is an admonishment by the furhrer to his followers to reject rationality and logic. The entire leftist philosophy is filled with calls to reject reason and is peppered with propaganda appealing to emotion. Think in blood means to base your actions on boiling, unreasoning emotion.

I’d recommend a careful reading of Robert Conquest’s “Black Book of Communism.” The people we’re dealing with are neither rational nor reasoning.

Our situation is not equivalent to Gandhi resisting the British with rational appeals to non-violence. The fascist obuma and his followers are not reasonable or moral or rational and they do not embrace freedom.

THIS is what monsters the libs are! We must become Internet monsters to fight them!

gunner03 agrees.

Conservatives, as they are right now, will be the recipients of the new Holocaust, blindly walking to their doom without a fight. We were right, but we are dead. “But we have the guns” is no big deal if we’re too righteous or lack the will to use them. Look inside yourself and you’ll see the left is right. We are sheep still.

RJS1950 will sum this all up:

And your principles, whatever they are are null and void if the democrat party takes full control. Again, you don’t have to lie or cheat to fight back but you do have to fight back. Openly labeling them as the liars and cheats that they are and refuting them publicly at every turn goes against no moral principle I can think of. If your principles prevent you from aggressively fighting to defend the constitution then your principles are crap.

"Fellow Freeper, your principles suck if they don't let you argue on the internet!"

So thus does Free Republic convince itself that everything has changed, even as they continue to bluster and lie, just as they always did.

Palin is dead. Long live Palin.