Monday, July 28, 2008

Unitarians are barely human.

So some guy shoots up a Unitarian Universalist church. Lots of Freepers are horrified, but there are some...

reg45 does some Unitarian outreach, as he best understands what the religion is all about:
It was probably a mini-rally for The Obamassiah and they were singing "The sun
will come out tomorrow ....". Otherwise, a musical about a poor orphan (Annie)
who is befriended by a rich capitalist (Daddy Warbucks), doesn't really fit the
UU agenda. Now maybe, if there were a lesbian relationship between Annie and
Mommy Warbucks or Annie got pregnant and had to get raise money for an abortion,
that would be truly a part of the UU world view.

Classy.

LightBeam makes it classier by reminding us the dead are all going to burn in Hell:
An early report I saw indicated that the man who died may have been
shielding the children.


Just shielding someone from attack doesn't gain you entrance into the
Kingdom of Heaven.

I hope the people in this "church" will use this wake-up-call as a way to
get closer to the Lord Jesus Christ and reject their secular humanism.

Stupid child shielder! Only Protestant child sheilders deserve heaven, and LightBeam is gonna make sure everyone knows it!

DoughtyOne has gotta bring in some gun control, but wishing those Unitarians were packing heat:

concealed carry


This is what it’s all about folks. Any guy entering a church brandishing a shotgun should be dead meat before he can raise it and fire.


We hear talk about how terrible it would be to return to the wild west days. I
doubt too many people were walking into churches in those days gunning down
people for the sport of it.


Okay, I'm gonna need a list for this one:

1. Unitarians with guns? Not sure if you know their beliefs there...
2. "Dead meat before he can raise it and fire" I can only guess DoughtyOne always has his gun up and ready, just in case. I hope all the stress of always scanning for gunmen doesn't make him develop a twitch.
3. I'm shocked this is the first time I've heard a Freeper be nostalgic for the wild west.

And FTL will wrap it up with his prescient analysis of the bigger picture:

2004. San Francisco. Two Christian Missionaries, a young hetro Christian couple about to be married - shot on the beach in their sleep for their Christian beliefs by Left Wing Terrorists. Repeat loudly and often.

Those were where the first shots of the next civil war were fired, and Waco, and Ruby Ridge, etc. Liberal fascists have a long history of targeting those who aren’t
“one of them”.



Wow. 2 dead 2004, and now 2 deadin 2008. Slowest. Civil War. Ever.

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