Reveling in the South's ignorance provided by DieHard the HunterMaybe you need the services of the Sheriff of Boone County to pull over his motorcade when it crosses county line...
“But, but... Don’t you know who I AM??? I’m the President of the United States!”
“Shore yew is, son. Shore yew is. Lemme see some Eye-Dee... Hmmm. Driver’s license looks faked. Passport? Why that’s faked, too. Birth Certificate? Well, well, well! What have we got here? ‘Driving without valid faked EYE-DEE’ — now THAT has gotta be ee-legal! Y’all gonna have to be guests of the County for a wee spell. Step out of the ve-hick-le, ten fingers on the bumper. Yer unnerarrest. Nice car, steal it?”
I’m sure the Sheriff would get to the bottom of things quick-smart:
“Listen Mister whatsyername? Immanual? Ah don’t care if he thinks he’s the King of Siam. He’s in my county lock-up, and there he stays until someone produces some valid Eye-DEE.”
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
And now this word from outer space
Deliverance fantasy edition:
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oh that's just precious, I wonder how long that took... they've probably been working on that since the election.
ReplyDeleteHuh,
ReplyDeleteThat loser DieHard the Hunter is not even an American.