Tuesday, April 7, 2015

And Now This Word from Outer Space

Ted Cruz Destroys America edition:
Other Agenda Items for Cruz:

Arrest Obama, Pelosi, and all the conspirators who put an illegal alien in the White House. Do this immediately after you take the Oath of Office, before you begin your Inaugural Address.

In your Inaugural Address, admonish the Governors of the States for not nullifying Roe v. Wade, Doe v. Bolton, and the other abortion decisions of the USSC.

Send Congress a bill to remove abortion, marriage, and several other matters, from the Appellate Jurisdiction of the USSC.

Encourage Congress to declare that Islam is a not a “religion” within the meaning of the First Amendment. End all trade with, travel to and from, and communication with, the Muslim World. Deport all Muslims. Deport all illegal aliens.

Sell Air Force One. Presidents do not need to travel. Stay home and do the job. Vacation on the South Lawn or at Camp David. ALWAYS call attention to what Obama spent on vacations as you save money.

Abolish the STFU Speech, and FREQUENTLY remind the country what a mindless, juvenile, manipulative, fascistic spectacle it had become before you abolished it. Send Congress messages from time to time—short ones that will also inform the public. Always call attention to what Obama did that was unconstitutional, that you are not doing.

Quote the Constitution CONSTANTLY as justification for what you are doing and NOT DOING.

Have young, up-and-coming CLASSICAL MUSICIANS in to perform in the East Room, frequently. No rappers, strippers, etc.

Review all the military prisons. Pardon all the POLITICAL PRISONERS—(about 3/4 of the prisoners).

Support repeal of the 16th and 17th Amendments, and an Article V Convention.
Fundamentally transforming America brought to you by Arthur McGowan, whose profile says he's a Catholic Priest.

13 comments:

  1. "Abolish the STFU Speech"

    "Quote the Constitution CONSTANTLY as justification for what you are doing and NOT DOING."

    The SOTU address is a requirement of the President by the Constitution.

    Sooo he should ignore the Constitution while he's quoting it CONSTANTLY?

    Bright guy here.

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    1. Actually the Constitution only requires what the freeper called for. Article 2, Section 3 says "He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient."

      George Washington delivered his in person, but Thomas Jefferson thought it was too monarchical and abandoned the practice, instead sending a letter a clerk would read out. Woodrow Wilson re-established the practice, but it hasn't happened every year. Hoover never gave one. The last time a president didn't deliver one was Carter in 1981.

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    2. Carter wasn't president in 1981. At least not after January 20th. I don't believe I've heard of an outgoing president delivering a SOTU.

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    3. Apparently he did, four days before Reagan was sworn in.

      The State of the Union Annual Message to the Congress
      January 16, 1981

      "While my term as President will end before the 97th Congress begins its work in earnest, I hope that my recommendations will serve as a guide for the direction this country should take so we build on the record of the past four years."
      http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=44541

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    4. Apparently outgoing presidents routinely delivered SOTUs. LBJ gave one in 1969, Eisenhower in 1961, Truman in 1953, Ford in 1977.

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    5. OK, I didn't know that. So maybe Carter was the last president to deliver an outgoing SOTU?

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  2. Remember when you'd frequently see the word "noob" at Free Republic? You don't see that anymore. I guess there just haven't been many newbies. Not for a long time.



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    1. Oh, you'll still see it. It'll just be from someone who has been there 10 years to someone who has only been there for 5 years.

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  3. There's a stupid part of my brain that actually wants to see Ted Cruz as president ... with a Democrat controlled House and Senate.

    Then watching the freepers have heart attack after heart attack as they see Cruz having to cave and compromise on issue after issue.

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    1. Now that would be funny. Not quite as funny as watching their collective heart attack after Hillary is elected to her second term, but still.

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  4. No more strippers performing at the white house

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  5. Hey Oz.

    I would tend to doubt this dude is a priest. Regarding the CHI Mayoral race, he was displeased that Chuy Garcia didn't win because he wants people to "get what they deserve" (suffering). That's some old time religion.

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    1. Hey Impy! That's not too shocking, but the info is appreciated.

      Still keeping an eye on you for a spotlight every week, but you'll have to step it up! :-P

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