Monday super-conspiracy potpourri.

RummyChick kicks it 18th Century conspiratorial style - OMG freemasons!

I was intrigued when someone said the handshake to Alexi was a Freemason handshake.I am not sure about that but I did find plenty of other evidence that leads me to believe Obama is either a Freemason or beholden to them.

hattend thinks Obama is Islamin-up the White House:

For a long time, I have noticed that the decor at the White House has changed since BHO moved in. The Oval Office is now stripped of the traditional red, white, and blue, and replaced with middle eastern wallpaper, drapes, and decor. The hallway that he walks out of to talk to the press now has middle eastern chairs, drapes, etc.

The Comedian thinks the Somali Pirates only got accquitted because the judge was black:

Down with The Struggle.

Somali's get one over on the Man with the help of a brother judge.

All blacks are alike, and allied against whitey!

AEMILIUS PAULUS

I collect photographs as I am a devotee of Sheldon’s Somatotype Theory as applied to imbecility.

Yeah, that's the "people who look like this act like that" racist pseudoscience.

fish hawk:

I'm am American Indian and sometimes I'm racist against certain white people. (very few though, like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, to name a couple)

RACISM DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

sinanju thinks gay people do nothing except have the homosex. Also blacks.

If I was the parent of a gay child I would sure as hell think twice before handing him or her over to a “gay-friendly” college. Somehow I don’t think much learning goes on in such places.

By the same token, if I happened to be black, I sure as hell would not deliver my child up to a black college. I recall an article about one in The Atlantic a few years back and it sounded like an absolute sewer.

combat_boots knows why Blago was let off by Fitzgerald - Obama's death threats!

Of course. He wants his family, friends, coworkers and everyone for miles around to stay alive.

Fitz threw the case. So’d the judge.

And now, children, gather ‘round, and we’ll hear the moral of the story. Who wants to sing the “All Heil 0bama” song? Let us bow our heads in supplication to Imam Obama.

freekitty is not so forgiving of Fitz:

You might say Fitzgerald is guilty of active treason.

freedumb2003 encapsulates the argument against the Cordoba House better than anything I've seen:

Islam = Enemy

Mosque = Enemy Barracks

Moderate Musilm = Deep Cover Enemy Agent

Current POTUS = Not-So-Deep-Cover Enemy Agent

democratic party = 5th column

Pearls Before Swine likes Bush's recess appointments, but hates Obama's:

Did Bush make any [recess] appointments?

Quite a few, although in his defense, the Dems blocked pretty much every appointment he tried, so he had little choice if he was going to have an adequately staffed government.

I have to say that I feel differently about Obama's appointments, because even though the GOP tries to block them, so many of them are manifestly seditious.

"manifestly seditious?"

Frantzie on the far-far reaching liberal media:

ALL of TV, ALL of the sports leagues NFL, NBA, MBL, NCAA and also ESPN support Obama 110%.

livius knows things:

It’s worse. “Cordoba House,” aka the 9/11 Victory Mosque, is going to be the headquarters of something called the “Sharia Index Project,” which is an index of how closely a country or countries adhere to sharia. So they’re essentially seeing this mosque as their main administrative headquarters, from which they will monitor and enforce our compliance.

Saturday Pix

Really? Michelle Obama as a scheming black "maid" for Sarah Palin? Wow.

Ugh. Isn't this face getting old yet?

This is what Freepers really believe is happening.

PROOF! You can draw a circle around both Mecca AND Ground Zero!

The Pimp?

You can't tell, and no one reported it, but Obama is totally getting owned here!

Leaving Iraq

Conservative principles often give in the face of politics. Supply side economics had to take a vacation after Reagan for a bit, when people decided trickle down was bullshit. Luckily, Freepers have a solution - the cult of personality. By making everything about loving or hating political luminaries, they can avoid any ideological consistency.

So it is with the exit from Iraq. Eternal imperial wars of choice are clearly manly and awesome, but these days Iraq seems unpopular. So with this symbolic draw-down and unsupported victory celebration, which side to take? The popular anti-Iraq side, or the ideologically pure we should stay there forever side?

Whichever side is anti-Obama of course!

Ghost of Philip Marlowe gets a bit convoluted:

Wow!

How about that!

Just in time for the midterm elections!

All those soldiers returning home can go to their local bank and take out a small-business loan!

Which are also — COINCIDENTALLY ENOUGH — ALSO just starting to be pushed out by the banks!

Just in time for the midterms!

As a Christian I try not to hate anyone.

But I’m a human and imperfect. And I guess it is the imperfect side of me that hates Obammie the Commie.

ohioWfan has decided this is Bush's war still:

God bless these brave men and women and keep them safe.

And THANK YOU, President Bush for your perseverence and dogged desire for victory!

We have a great military, and we HAD a great Commander in Chief.

theDentist is not optimistic:

Call me a cynic, but I give it a month before they are in a civil war with an Iranian backed militant army.

mrsmith is optimistic, and goes against all wisdom from everyone to say:

And thank you Secretary Rumsfeld.
Your country owes you a great debt.

Freddd takes the cynical approach:

I bet our 50,000 troops who are still there, dealing with explosions etc, are glad to hear the ‘combat troops’ are leaving.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA , yeah right.

Those poor, poor troops. When will Obama think of them?

Free Vulcan knows things about Saddam's plans that totally wouldda happened:

No one will ever convince me that it was the wrong for us to go there.

Saddam DID have WMD’s. He had them made, he had them ready to be made on rapid reaction standby, and he was planning bigger and better things like nukes.

He was also planning to use them in CIA type operations to maximize terror.

Bush saved our asses on that one.

Race war

When this August's craziness turned out to be based on race, Freepers turn to the problem of race. It seems black people and Democrats are the real racists, and Freepers have a whole heap of racist rhetoric to prove it:

MuttTheHoople knows the black community. Like how black men think Obama is gay:

Just look for the Dems to put out a few "if the Republicans win, the KKK will burn your house and rape your children" ads on TV, for the next election cycle. They just want to keep black people just scared enough to vote Democrat....actually, black women because they're the only group that still absolutely LOVES Obama (black men think B. Hussein is a sissy and probably on the downlow).

Carley hilariously puts forth that blacks being racist is genetic. The irony!!

You would be surprised at the anger harbored in the hearts of some well educated, well off black men.

Like O, they put on a well mannered face to the outside world but have hatred for whites bred into them from birth.

sten lays out the how the racial civil war shall begin:

my guess is that there will be some big event where a well liked white guy will be killed. the obvious villians will be the new black panthers (NBP) or some such group that had been convinced they should be there and protest / cause trouble.

while the NBP are causing trouble, a third group... connected to the progressives in power no doubt... would take out the target in a very graphic and very broadcasted assassination. no one would see the shooter, but a member of the NBP would be the patsy.

the result will be a race war, and the progressives will seize the opportunity to take full control.

this would be the circumstances i see that would yield the highest probability of success for progressives.

and yes, many people would die before it stops. they would have to... in order for the people to beg the progressives to seize control

Joe Boucher is now a racist, thanks to Obama's existing:

I know I’ll NEVER again look at a black in a position of authority without wondering if they got there by set asides, Quotas.
Good job obammy ya marxist fool.

upsdriver has a new comparison for Obama:

Race War A'Comin'?

With Charles Mason's evil twin in the White House, it very well could happen. Helter Skelter

Chales Manson, eh? Wow. That's random.

Altura Ct. on how the media doesn't report that it is whites who are the victims these days:

Race hatred has been taught in schools for decades now, especially in colleges. Black/AA studies are the norm. All racial/ethnic groups are encouraged to celebrate their heritage except whites who are taught to treat theirs with disdain. There are a multitude of race political and lobbying group that work specifically for black interest or other racial interest for that matter.

Ever increasing black crime/hostility is buried or spun by the MSM and many whites act like sheep i.e. Omar Thornton, Hasan.

WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!

Dick Cheney 2012!

Freepers are desperate for leadership. Really desperate. And with the future as of yet uncertain, they look to the past, regardless of how close to death it may be:

combat_boots offers Cheney an organ he doesn't need:

Mr. Vice-President, I will offer you a kidney if you do this. I mean it. YOU are a great man.

maine yankee is just happy to piss of liberals.

A friend up here in Maine had some ‘cheney/palin’ bumper stickers made up last year. People went ape-sh*t. It was just too much fun.

John Daniels on Cheney's debating skills:

Could you imagine him debating Obama or Biden? I think I’d grab my popcorn for that one.

When you unthinkingly agree with everything the guys says, he's amazingly convincing!

RowdyFFC knows Cheney would totally go birther:

And I too would love to see the Cheneys walk up the White House sidewalk past the Ayatollah Ahamanutjob Obama’s who were on their way out! To see the corner of Cheney’s mouth grin and murmur ‘I’ll see you in court, Kenya’s nice this time of the year’ as he walks by....PRICELESS.

Bellflower is done with this Cheney craziness. Look to the future - President Sean Hannity!

Do not think that this is my personal desire as it never occurred to me but before Hannity even breathed out anything publicly that he has thought about running for Pres I dreamed in a very clear dream that he was coming off from Air Force One and was our President. I have had any number of dreams that have come true but I do not know if this one was prophetic or if it came out of my own subconscious. In any case it was the kind of dream that really stood out in a very clear way.

What do you call en unemployed Freeper? Sorta liberal on this one issue.

Glen Beck says if you have been on unemployment for the past 99 should be embarrassed to call themselves Americans. Alluva sudden, Freepers get all reasonable:

Colonel Blimp:

McDonald’s isn’t looking to hire 55-year-olds with college degrees.

Honestly, I’m appalled at the number of Freepers who think that getting even an entry-level, low wage job is a breeze in this wretched economy. Entry-level means entry-level — they don’t want you if you’re too old or have too much education or experience.

Sparky1776:

I’m a 50 yr old master electrician, they just laugh when you apply for anything but a technical job - then they would rather have a youngster.

Since Obama took office I lost a job, got a job, laid off from that job, then another company came to me begging me to come work for them, then job #2 rehired me from the layoff before things were set w/ new company, the “begging company” then dangles big money in front of me, I snatch it - then they lay me off THREE WEEKS later, kinda. Nothing official just, can you make it on 8 hours wages a week? How about 2?

Of course I’m going to file for those missing hours - that the government has already collected from employers.

Beck doesn’t know what he is talking about in this DEPRESSION.

ynotjjr:

Yea, I heard Beck say that and I thought, what a jerk. Morally, I couldn’t do what he does, sell gold as an investment.

madison10:

Easy for him to say...HE has a job.

TruthHound:

I’m a Beck fan, but he and others with this attitude are being elitist.

No, I don’t want unlimited weeks of unemployment available. Any extension needs to be paid for by cutting somewhere else. And I recognize that there’s a significant number of people who are making the Gov’t dole a way of life.

But this “just get a job” attitude is patronizing in the highest order.

Whoa, the E-word, "elitist." It's on now.

Now back to your regularly scheduled fear and loathing.

More Mosque Madness

I know it's tiresome, but I found such prime craziness in the latest "9-11 triumphal Terrorist Emporium" thread I could not help but post:

E. Pluribus Unum knows that this Mosque will inevitably cause:

The Victory Mosque is the line in the sand.

If they get it, the US will be under Sharia Law within 20 years.

jimbo123:

Obama has decided his 9/11 Victory Mosque will be his line in the sand. The Kenyan will build his tribute to Jihad by whatever means possible.

jimbo123, a few posts later:

The Union members WILL build the Victory Mosque as a TRIBUTE to Omama and the democrat leadership.

The Mosque is a tribute by the Unions to Obama AND a tribute by Obama to Jihad. No mention of the actual builders.

Gabrial has a story:

I went to my favorite indoor shooting range last weekend. In front of me in line to get a shooting bay were 4 middle-eastern looking men in their early 20s speaking Arabic. As they walked away from the counter I smiled at them (which is how I always greet people). I got back glares of what I interpreted to be “I can't wait to kill you” hatred. They looked mad as hell and ready to do something about it.

Only in America do we enable people that want to kill us.

Their eyes said "I can't wait to kill you." It's not paranoia, it's evidence!

Antoninus mixes up his anti-Muslim and anti-gay rhetoric.

Oh, they are going to jam this thing down our throats. Make no mistake.