Friday, February 6, 2009

By request: Birthers

Yep, the Birth Certificate people are still at it!

quintr has the thesis:

He doesn’t have a birth certificate. If he could, he’d produce one.

Which Raster Man cleanly debunks:

0bama was adopted by Soetoro and his name was changed to Soetoro. He became an Indonesian citizen, thereby losing his claim as a natural born US citizen. Also, I do not blieve 0bama ever legally changed his name back to “0bama.” Technically, he is still Barry Soetoro.
Oh yeah, these guys will be just go away if Obama actually engages them.

El Gato implies the absence of evidence is evidence of MURDER:
[Some MD] supposedly very conveniently passed away mid way through The One's run for the White House. Of course without the long form birth certificate, we don't know if that doctor, who stopped practicing about 5 years before Barack was born, is the "doctor of record" on the BC or not.

editor-surveyor takes an interesting position:
At this point few remain that are not aware that he was not born here.
But many still asume that there must be some loop-hole that covers him.

Wow. A Conspiracy of everybody in the whole US!!!

johnnycap has a much more mainstream Conspiracy Narrative:

We as a nation elect a black man as president of the United States. Aren’t we progressive. Although we know he is unqualified for the job we go ahead and do it anyway.

But the powers that be want an escape clause...the birth certificate.

Nobody gets standing until it’s obvious that Obama has to go. At that point, the SCOTUS will surprisingly hear the case and give someone standing. Obama will be shown to be a pretender to the crown, a fraud.

He will be removed from office as a charlatan and the Messiah will come crashing down along with Blagoiovich. Shortly thereafter, the Feds will turn up evidence that he was involved with Resko and Blago in a Chicago scheme so as to confim that we were very progressive and dodged a bullet because this guy we believed in turned
out not only to be a liar and a cheat.


I like how Blago is so caught up in this all of a sudden.

10 comments:

  1. The funny thing is that not all Freepers are birthers, but the ones who are not get shouted down by the ones who are in these threads.

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  2. Looks like they're even banning the skeptics now.

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  3. It's amazing that they think Obama would somehow not have been vetted already, in a job like this one, where being born in the USA is a qualification for the job, and where this particular candidate has lived in other countries during his childhood. Do they really think nobody would have thought of this already? Or do they entertain fantasies that the authorities will go "How could we have missed this? Those genius freepers have saved the country again!"? Obviously, I know the answer.

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  4. Since Obama's earnest drive to convince the nation to weaken its economic strength through redistribution as well as weaken its national defense, have confirmed the very threats to our Republic's survival that the Constitution was designed to avert, it no longer is sustainable for the United States Supreme Court and Military Joint Chiefs to refrain from exercising WHAT IS THEIR ABSOLUTE CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY TO DEFEND THE NATION FROM UNLAWFUL USURPATION. The question of Obama's Kenyan birth and his father's Kenyan/British citizenship (admitted on his own website) have been conflated by his sustained unwillingnes to supply his long form birth certificate now under seal, and compounded by his internet posting of a discredited "after-the-fact" short form 'certificate'. In the absence of these issues being acknowledged and addessed, IT IS MANIFEST THAT OBAMA REMAINS INELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT UNDER ARTICLE 2 OF THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION. Being a 14th Amendment "citizen" is not sufficient. A "President" MUST BE an Article 2 "natural born citizen" AS DEFINED BY THE FRAMERS' INTENT.

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  5. Oh Ted, you birthers are so hilarious. Nobody has shown any evidence that Obama was born in Kenya or indeed any place other than Honolulu, Hawaii. In order for you to believe that Obama was born outside of the U.S., you would have to believe that his parents and grandparents knew from birth that he would someday be president (and if that's the case, why didn't his mother just give birth to him in Hawaii?), that not only are the the Democratic and Republican parties are complicit in this coverup but so is every court in the nation. And that somehow only a few lawyers (one of whom thinks that Bush caused 9/11) and the people at your website have escaped this mass brainwashing to challenge Obama's citizenship.

    Not only that, but even if Obama did produce his long form birth certificate and it said that Obama was born in Honolulu, I doubt you would accept it as legitimate. And even if you did, who's to say he didn't get an extremely good fake? He's the President of the United States, after all. He has access to all sorts of resources and one would assume that forging an authentic-looking copy of his birth certificate that could not be distinguished from a real one would not be beyond his capabilities. Especially if the Democratic and Republican parties are in on the coverup.

    Face it, Obama was born in Hawaii. And if you choose to continue to go down the path of believing in a vast conspiracy that involves both major political parties and has been going on since his birth, I suggest you invest in a high quality tinfoil hat.

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  6. Wait, is Ted advocating a military overthrow of the government? I always thought Freepers would get behind that sort of thing, but I never expected to see it stated so explicitly!

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  7. euphgeek - oh, totally. I just always figured it was your run of the mill, everyday violence. Not your military dictatorship, violent overthrow of the Constituation and civilian government type of violence. I didn't think even Freepers were that insane.

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  8. @Adam - There's nothing that's too insane for a Freeper. ;)

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