Friday, April 8, 2011

And now this word from outer space

Neo-Jim Crow edition:
NOTICE TO ALL UNION MEMBERS

IN RESPONSE TO CLANDESTINE THREATS OF MASS BOYCOTTS BY THE SEIU OR THE AFSCME, COUNCIL 24, OR ANY OTHER UNION OR ORGANIZATION PARTICIPATING IN SAID THREATS, THIS BUSINESS WILL NO LONGER KNOWINGLY PROVIDE PRODUCTS, GOODS, OR SERVICES WITH ANYONE AFFILIATED WITH SAID THREATENING ORGANIZATIONS OR UNIONS.

THIS RESPONSE AND RETALIATION FOR SAID THREATS AGAINST MY BUSINESS IS AN ENDANGERMENT TO MY LIVELIHOOD BY OFFENDING ORGANIZATIONS THE EXERCISING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH, AND ASSOCIATION, POLITICAL, OR OTHERWISE IS TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.

I AM NOT AN AGENT, EMPLOYEE, OR REPRESENTATIVE OF THE LOCAL STATE, OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENT(S) AND WILL NOT SUPPORT OR ARGUE YOUR CASE AGAINST THEM FOR YOU. USE YOUR OWN LAWYERS AND RESOURCES. TRYING TO FORCE ME TO FIGHT YOUR BATTLE IS INVOLUNTARY SERVITUDE AND RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT.

THIS ACTION IS ALSO NECESSARY FOR THE PRESERVATION OF MY BUSINESS FOR THE ATTEMPTED RESTRICTIION OF MY RIGHTS OF FREE COMMERCE, ALSO AN ACTION TANTAMOUNT TO INVOLUNTARY SERVITUDE TO SAID ORGANIZATIONS.

ALL THREATS, PHYSICAL OR OTHERWISE WILL BE RESPONDED TO AND DEALT WITH BY THE POLICE AND OTHER AUTHORITIES, AND FULL CHARGES OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM, AND/OR TRESPASSING WILL BE BROUGHT AGAINST VIOLATORS.

FULL ALARM SYSTEM AND VIDEO SURVEILANCE ARE IN EFFECT 24 HOURS PER DAY TO BE USED AS EVIDENCE IF NEEDED.
Self-important pettiness supplied by FrankR (The Evil Are Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid! - R. Reagan)

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