Obamacare is here, Revolution is coming!

Anonymous sniffed out this adorable thread.

Freeper CSM is all set to shoot the IRS liberal thugs that come to enforce the tyranny of Obamacare:

On this day, I make the pledge that when my employer drops my health insurance, I will not join the exchange. When the IRS fines me, I will not pay that fine! When that results in the IRS issuing a warrant for that fine, I will not comply! When they knock on my door to enforce the warrant, I will not answer! Eventually, they will kick in my door to enforce the warrant and at that time many will pay a heavy price! The "tolerant and compassionate left" must be willing to shoot me dead to enforce their utopian dreams!

The Government must always be willing to enforce their utopian ideas with the force of a gun and their confiscation of my physical being is a very bright line. I will pay a heavy price, but I am hopeful that price will be paid to the benefit of my progeny!

I will not succomb to slavery!

He follows up with so many Founding Fathers Tough Guy quotes ya gotta wonder if he's for real:

“But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.—”

It is our DUTY to resist.

I mean, he's failing the Turing Test here, isn't he?

I prefer to die a free man rather than live as a slave.

What makes this hilarious, though, is the Freeper reactions.

no-to-illegals is all about fantasy Government deaths:

May it be slow for those who choose to knock.

Uncle Miltie also buys in:

I take that pledge.

But Before they kick down my door, I go guerrilla.

A good offense is the best defense.

mad_as_he$$, on the other hand, is a bit skeptical:

Be sure and have someone post here about your death from lead poisoning. Otherwise we will not know for sure how sincere you are.

HotHunt also seems to be a bit jaded by previous Freeper declarations of going out hot:

Go right ahead. Stand on your principles. Follow through with your beliefs. No one is stopping you. But until you do, you’re all talk and no do.

I don’t cotton to ObamaCare either. But what impact will you have if you do follow through with your bluster? None. Nada. Nunca. Zilch. Oh, you may be right in principle. But dead right is not a position. Why? Because you’re dead.

kjam22 seems to realize that health insurance is kinda nice to have:

I dunno. I’m retired. (last march) We bought healthcare when I retired. I bought it to protect against financial risk. I’m sure we make to much (even while being retired) to qualify for a subsidy. So I’m not participating in obamacare, but I am managing risk. For me that’s the purpose of health insurance.

cripplecreek knows health insurance ain't no thing:

Let me just say this.... not at least carrying catastrophic health care insurance is just dumb... if you have any money at all that would be at risk.

When I was born in 1964 few people had health insurance. The cost of my hospital birth was about $85.

cripplecreek explains nothing is too important to bloviate about on the Internet!

Unfortunately it looks like many FReepers are so terrified of government that they’ll quickly cave to whatever is demanded of them.

I thank God that I grew up poor. Hardship just doesn’t get me down.