For vacation, lets relax with some light, if hateful, fare! While he joined in October of 2009, I only saw this guy starting about 8 months ago (retirement?) He is a standard Freeper - birther, racist, conspiracy theorist. But what makes him stand out is that 1) he thinks he's funny, which unlocks a whole new area of horror in the guise of 'just joking!' and 2) his proffered medium is horrible, shitty, Photoshop animations.
This is how I know he hates blinking.
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| Love Duck Dynasty, or you're a gaylord! |
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| Alfred Hitchcock? |
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| The movement...it adds nothing! |
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| See, I just took his pic and made the head big! GENIUS! |
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| Why even add the fall? |
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| THE BLINK! |
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| Cute. |
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| He loves that Nero metaphor! |
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| NEVER FORGET! |
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| What does it mean? |
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| So..he's never seen the movie. |
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| He's huge into the Mandela hate. |
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| Obama is some kinda existential transgender-baseball...gah! |
I love how he thinks that blinking=stupid. Also that anyone outside a RWNJ website cares about the 57 states thing.
ReplyDeleteWhen Bush was president, there were whole books of his gaffes published. Freepers found, I think, two Obama gaffes - and they run with them, delighted. They got "57 states" and "corpse-man." It's cute how clever they think they are!
DeleteEven if those things were all Obama's fault and not just made up nontroversies by RWNJs, those aren't gaffes.
DeleteReally? Huh. So the Patriot Act doesn't authorize spying. OK, keep telling yourself that. If you're so upset about it, then why don't you mount a legal challenge? Oh, that's right. Bitching about it anonymously on the internet will solve everything! What a moron.
DeleteNSA is just a huge collection of emotionally crippled, soulless, powermad psychopaths.
DeleteYeah, i know you chucklefucks are reading this.
I wonder is Keith Alexander's mom ever hug him...
Less than a week until the next freepathon starts ...
ReplyDeleteJim's going to have to lose an arm this time to give onyx something to push for donations this time.
Why onyx doesn't go to Cracker Barrel anymore
To: wardaddy; Black Agnes; WKB
Thank you so much for the inside info on Cracker Barrel.
I’ve now taken our local Cracker Barrel off our dining out list, and we have scant few restaurants in this small town!
You’re so right about everything you wrote. I noticed long ago, that the preferred management is black, which is not unusual here, but last summer we noticed a mile high “gay server” flitting around the restaurant to the amusement of several out of town patrons and the utter disgust of several others. I mean, he was off the wall gay, so as to catch everyone’s attention.
101 posted on 12/21/2013 3:50:51 PM by onyx
I thought the Republicans recently issued an edict along the lines of "no more dumbasses among our candidates." How can they change strategies now? Just look at their constituency!
ReplyDeleteAh, you had the afternoon shift at the Cluck Bucket today, I see.
ReplyDeleteI obviously hit a nerve with you ...
don't be ashamed by your ditto-head level employment, everyone likes some good fried chicken every once in a while.
And you are just the uber conservative to serve it to us!
Now get to bed ... you got a long weekend of minimum wage deep frying ahead of you!
52% of young voters want the Halfrican out of office
ReplyDeleteMan, if you could just get that percentage a little higher, maybe Congress will investigate his Kenyan birth! Then Obama would be frog-marched out of the White House (or White Hut as you people so eloquently put it), and you and butterdezillion can high five each other until your palms bleed!
Oh, and here's a little reality check for you: You don't represent "real" Americans. "Real" Americans don't like you. Whenever people you like run for office, "real" Americans run in the opposite direction. "Real" Americans who vote Republican love RINOs. You are just a member of a constantly shrinking minority that has no power and has to resort to bitching anonymously on the internet. How's that for a reality check?
I graciously accept your surrender, Comedian.
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