Friday, November 21, 2014

Spotlight Friday: Torahman


With Obama's immigration executive action coming down, Free Republic is spiraling down to a singular focus. As is my wont at a time like this, I look for a spotlight that stands out from such a repetitive crowd.
Well, I need look no further than Torahman. Sure, he'll briefly touch on Obama being evil and immigration being bad, but he's more into fighting for his own brand of messianic Judaism. This includes a divine commandment to kill all the demon-Muslims, hatred of the Catholic Church, and a desire to keep Israel pure for Jews only. Also God hates lesbians (also gay dudes, but he's less into talking about them).
But it's his fire and brimstone style that I like the best.

Really, I'm not doing him justice, you have to see to believe.


Make the Children Pray! Pray all the time!
Sunday School is for religious instruction in the denomination of your choice. Prayer at every activity is a commandment incumbent upon every human being. Prayer to and acknowledgment of the One true G-d is what the whole creation gives forth at all times, and should be on the lips of every child on the face of the earth. Soon, it will be a living reality. You should pay double if you are an unbeliever, because it will take extra effort to counteract the bilge you have contaminated your children with.
The King of Sweden Congratulates the State of Palestine
Sweden is doomed. This statement is a de facto attack on Israel and the G-d of Israel. I would counsel anyone living there to re-locate. Pronto.
Where Israel is loved:
Israel, ship to North Carolina! Wilmington can take anything you ship. You WILL be Welcome there where Israel is LOVED.
Romance!
Take one man and one woman; put them in a romantic environment and come back in a year or so. They’ll be holding a beautiful little baby.
How to make a woman:
Ovaries? Fallopian tubes? Cervix? Uterus? Childhood as a girl? Puberty and the onset of menstruation? How dare the government or anybody else call this self-created monster a Woman? Frakenstien had more integrity than these jackasses. Mental illness is nothing to be proud of. Repent, and learn to walk in Torah. You will find peace, and rest for your souls.
No period, no woman!

God hates lesbians:
She ought to be ashamed of herself. Sex between women is an abomination. The perfect Law of G-d imposes the death penalty for public brazen homosexual sin. The standards for imposing this punishment are rather high, so it was very rarely carried out - because it was an exceedingly rare event. That’s the function of the Torah: to keep us on the right path, the way that leads to life. L’Chaim!”
God also hates the children of lesbian couples:
This perverted woman committed a horrific crime on this innocent child before she was even born. She denied her her rightful expectation of a loving father as all that a man gives to a daughter. And she forced this innocent child into an evil, perverted relationship that G-d calls an abomination. She will be judged by His Torah and it will not be good for her. In the words of the Nazarine, it would be better for her (Parker) not to have been born.
Getting all his Freeper bona fides out of the way in one post
The choice is clear if you are one of the remnant that can still think in a linear, logical manner.
If you want another thirty million Hispanics to come here and get on the gravy train vote Democratic. If you want condom instruction in the fifth grade vote Democratic.
If you want an even greater flood of sexual perversion than the one that is now destroying our humanity vote Democratic. If you want more innocent children raped and murdered vote Democratic.
If you want to see Israel destroyed and the Jews finally wiped out vote Democratic.
If you want to destroy what is left of true virtuous manhood vote Democratic.
If you think it’s about time we taxed the churches and synagogues and confiscated them for government use vote Democratic.

If you hate the G-d of the Bible and think he needs to be thrown to the junk bin of history vote Democratic.
If you think it is wonderful for a woman to kill her newborn baby by sucking out his brains and throwing him in a garbage bin vote Democratic.
If you love the explosion of profanity of all kinds, curse words, filthy sexual slang in our culture and in the mouths of your children vote Democratic.
If you think Islam is a great religion of peace, and we dare not so much as utter a whimper when they rape and torture screaming little girls and then cut their heads off vote Democratic.

By now you might be saying “That’s outrageous! I know lots of people who vote Democrat and they don’t believe that!”
That may be true, but the people who love and want these things Do vote Democrat because they know that their agenda Will be advanced by a Democrat government.
Together they dominate the Democrat Party.
If you are a decent, honest, hard working, religious, patriotic American they HATE your guts and they want to destroy the world you love.
They want bad things to happen to you.
They want to rape your children, either physically or spiritually.
Don’t let them do it. FIGHT.
He said rape 3 times. He seems like a big fan.

re: Obama
Obama is a humanist, socialist, and an anti-Torah sexual revolutionary. He is the man of sin with a small “s” because he is only deluded. He is not possessed. But he hates the Torah, and that puts him in good stead with the atheists, the LGBTXYZ creatures, and, odly the Muslims who understand in their own non-linear, perverted way that rejection of the Torah by Israel and America will lead to their demise. Obama knows this and he agrees with the unbelievers. We have maybe three years to repent

After that: chaos and an imposed order.
Keep Israel pure:
The ISIS psycopaths are the darlings of the so called “Palestinians”, the heros of Allah. The god of Islam is DEATH! Why don’t people understand this? Islams have no more right to set foot on the Temple Mount than my dog has a right to crap on your dinner plate. What the United Stated must do in no uncertain terms is to tell the world that this is so, and that we will assist Israel in her long overdue job of taking out the Trash.
The Israeli Empire:
Canada will be judged for this affront to Almighty G-d. The land belongs to the Jews only. All of it. The so called Palestinians have no right to it whatsoever. They can convert and become a part of Israel. Or they can submit to the authority of Mendinat Yisrael and be good visitors. But they will never never never have this fantasy country. Never.
Muslims - convert to Judaism now, and be saved!
The destiny of Islam is annihilation. Please warn any Muslims you know to leave Islam at once! The prophets foretell the swift destruction of a huge part of humanity; these are the enemies of Tzion.They will be wiped out, down to their last heartbeat. But Hashem will bless those who bless Yisrael. There will be a remnant, even from those nations who fought against her that will survive, IF they repent, and turn from their false gods. Make your choice now. Walk in the way of Torah, and live.
Also Americans and Canadians, convert to Judaism or die:
The only hope for Canada (and the West at large) is to return to its spiritual past and re-discover the trunk and root of the tree that nurtured its blooming. That tree is the Torah, the Eitz Chaim, the Tree of Life.
Why do we allow The Apparel of Threat?
It is the Muslims who should be required to wear western, Canadian clothing. They wear their garb as a direct challenge to our way of life. It is the apparel of threat. It may be sheepishly referred to as “our religious tradition” but it means that it will be Canada that bends the knee and grovels at the feet of Islam. Because Canada has lost it’s faith it cannot project a power capable of defeating this assault. Liberalism, which is altogether without convictions except for the conviction that having convictions is passé, cannot and will not withstand the force of a people who are passionately engaged with a penultimate vision.
"penultimate vision?"

The only hope for Islam:
Have faith in the G-d of Israel. To Him alone belongs vengeance and He will recompense. There shall not remain on this earth one single Muslim. There shall not remain on this earth one single Koran. Not one single mosque. Nothing. The only hope for the Muslim is to run as fast as his legs will enable him, away from Islam. It’s judgement and annihilation is at the door. Rejoice.” Moshiach comes soon.
How to treat Islam:
There is only one way of dealing with ISLAM. Eradicate it from the earth. No Mosques in the USA. None. Any Churches in Saudi Arabia? No. Okay, I get it. Now get the hell out of our Judeo-Christian country, and take your filthy ideas with you. We’ll turn your mosques into Churches and Synagogues where good, life affirming things are taught.
Well, maybe not that Judeo-Christian.
This whole chain of argument is laughable. The “church” is a third century invention designed to replace Israel in the master plan of G-d. There is no such thing in scripture. The Nazarine never heard the word. He was a Jewish rabbi/prophet who lived entirely within the context of Torah Observant Judaism. He kept the Torah. Ate Kosher. Kept the Shabbat. Followed all the regulations regarding access to the Temple. He reaffirmed the eternity of the Taryog Mitzvoth. In short, he was not a Christian; He was a Jew. What got him in trouble was his passion to bring the burning flame of Torah to the entire world, to every nation. That’s what the “New Covenant is: the Torah, written on your heart.
Catholics are bound for the pit:
You may know the Catholic teachings but you do not know or understand the bible. Don’t be afraid of leaving Rome. It will fall into the pit with all other man centered religions. You still have time to walk with the Messiah. He is not going there. He is going to Jerusalem.
Islam is a Demon:
Islam is a demon. He is Molech. He drinks human blood shed by his servants the Muslum terrorists who are filled with his lesser demons. When terrorists die he eats their souls. We must warn Muslims to “Get out of Islam now!”
Islam is a Demon:
Islam is a demon. The people possessed by it are irrational. They act by compulsion. Islam is a demon that eats people.
Islam is a Demon:
ISIS is ISLAM. It is the very essence, the heart and soul of ISLAM. And Islam is a demon. It eats the souls of men and drinks the blood of the innocent. The Torah teaches us that One Thing HaShem hates is the shedding of innocent blood. There is an underground river that connects the Left to Islam. It is the shedding of innocent blood. One national pro-abortion spokesperson recently said that abortion was sacred.
Islam is a Demon:
Islam is a demon, from lowest depth of hell. He eats people, consumes their souls. Drinks their blood. He is everything that Muslims accuse others of. He lives inside the bodies of Muslims, and executes his filth and hatred through them. He shows his work to the Almighty to express his contempt for the Creator. He will be exposed and destroyed at the coming of the Moshiach who will execute vengeance on the enemies of Israel.

24 comments:

  1. Freepers kiss Israels ass and yet only a measly 10 bucks is given from Israel in the griftathons. That is laughable in itself.

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    1. Well the freepers need Israel around to complete their silly end times fantasies...

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  2. I bet his family is super excited to see him on Thanksgiving!

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  3. Why do I get the feeling that his wife left him for another woman. He's got some serious Lesbian hate going on.

    Oh, and if Torahman happens to come here to read about himself, Jews really don't have much time for messianic "Jews". We're not big fans of the whole Jews for Jesus shtick.

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  4. Whenever people start talking about demons, I find that there is something I have to do right now... over there... somewhere else. Nice to meet ya! Bye!

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  5. I was under the impression that converting to Judaism is a difficult process that you need good reasons for and often isn't accepted as valid by the ultra-orthodox. And yet he wants about a billion people to try and convert?

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    1. Not just by ultra-orthodox. *Any* orthodox. There is a reason judaism isn't proselytizing, and it's mainly that the "entrance exam" is kinda difficult. As in lots of stuff you're supposed to know. Like the old testament - the Torah Lite - has 10 commandments, as opposed to 500 something in the original. Of course, the conservative and reform branches don't hold with any of that and can hardly be described as religious at all.

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  6. He said rape 3 times. He seems like a big fan.

    Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
    Torahman: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
    Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
    Torahman: I like rape.

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  7. Snopes Scrubs Article On Obama's Mama's Picture-Porn [because it turned out to be true]
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3229423/posts

    "Why are we wasting time on this nonsense? I swear, conservatives have this tendency to look like idiots.
    BTW, enjoy the permanent minority status starting in 2016. Heck, it has already started with Obama once again giving conservatives the middle finger." by Cat Owner

    I think Cat Owner is making a big mistake and it is this - Even if Freepers were concentrating on the important issues of the day what effect would that have? Nothing. Nada. Zero. Zilch.

    Free Republic is a neutered, geriatric, trash eating stray that no one loves. Outside of a few of us who read it for laughs who in the world cares what Free Republic has to say about anything?

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    1. But...but...but Jim Rob says they are the premier grassroots conservative website on all the internets...and that's why you should give him money....

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    2. I get the feeling that gaijin gets turned on by talking about Frank Marshall Davis' sex habits and wants to read his book (or, already has read it multiple times).

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  8. She ought to be ashamed of herself. Sex between women is an abomination. The perfect Law of G-d imposes the death penalty for public brazen homosexual sin.

    OK, so if I've got this straight, Sweden and Canada are imminently doomed because recognizing Palestine = hatred for "Yisrael" = DOOM. But meanwhile, the perfect law of G-d also says gay sex = DOOM. And Israel legalized Teh Gay back in 1988. And it also recognizes same-sex marriages, and allows gay couples to adopt kids, and lets gay people serve openly in the military.

    So by this bigoted asshole's own nightmare logic, doesn't Israel arguably deserve whatever chastisement it gets from Palestine and its supporters? Or is being the queerest nation in the Middle East literally for decades A-OK with G-d for some reason?

    I love people who are so pedantic about citing scriptural minutiae, but are incapable of noticing massive practical contradictions like this one.

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    1. Actually, I can think of very few nations that *shouldn't* be destroyed Svenskefaen included.

      For religious strangeness, I can show you an imam arguing that Israel must be exterminated because they didn't obey God's command to exterminate the Arabs. The guy is almost as obsessive as a Freeper, or a liberal ;).

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    2. Lol. Only moderately, Ay. Only moderately :). Anyway, here he is:

      http://junipersec.wordpress.com/2012/09/04/muslim-jewhatred/

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    3. Hark! A blog pimp!

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    4. I read your incoherent blog posts hah, can you do me a favor and explain why is std transmitted Ebola liberalism's death star?

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    5. Actually, I can think of very few nations that *shouldn't* be destroyed Svenskefaen included.

      If that's the case, you sound like someone whose opinion on most major issues can easily be discounted. Thanks for the heads-up!

      The guy is almost as obsessive as a Freeper, or a liberal ;).

      The funny thing about the self-styled "moderate" wingnuts' conflation of FReepers and garden-variety liberals is that it only works if you share the basic assumptions of FReepers about what liberals typically think, do and say. A pretty classic case of the vanity of small differences, if you ask me.

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    6. Lol. Anonymouses, I'd love to discuss these nonsimple matters with you, since there are actually a lot of facts you seem unaware of. But I'm afraid you'll have to uncloak first. Real exchanges with the void is only interesting to a very small degree :).

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    7. Translation: "If I try to explain it, you'll laugh at me more than you already do. How dare you question me?"

      Is it any wonder most people here see you as a crazy person, Hahyrningur?

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    8. Anonymouses, I'd love to discuss these nonsimple matters with you,

      Gee. Here I am on the Internet, and some smug, arrogant weirdo who apparently considers himself "provocative" is offering to share some sort of abstruse pet theory or secret knowledge with me. What are the odds?

      Thanks for the offer, pal, but I'm washing my hair tonight. Have you considered wandering down to your local Greyhound station and buttonholing stranded passengers?

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  9. I feel out of touch, but what's with the "G-d" thing? Is it sarcasm that the word "God" is now forbidden or some silly crud?

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    1. From what I understand, Jews are forbidden from writing the name of God or causing it to appear in print.

      Personally, I would have thought that only applies to the word YHWH (or Yahweh or Jehovah) since "god" is the generic name of any deity, but I guess they feel it applies when they capitalize it.

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  10. Learn something new every day. Thanks!

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