Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Empty Chair

There are so many Eastwood threads to choose from, I'll go with kidglov3s' suggestion, and get the one with the 'Rachel Maddow looks like a man' flavor.

So Rachel Maddow was particularly bemused by Eastwood. Freepers try to use that to show that old man rambly was super effective:

2ndDivisionVet knows liberals always say the opposite of what they mean:
TRANSLATION: It was stunningly successful and hurt our side badly.

BTW, they've already polled on it and it was amazingly effective.
Jonty30 reaches far to cherry pick a 'liberal' who approved:
Even Bill Maher is saying that it worked as intended.
ConradofMontferrat knwos nicknames are the highest form of humor:
Who is this screechal madcow and why should I care?
Dilbert San Diego considers lesbian fashion choices:
Rachel Maddow looks like a boy to me.

It’s like she goes out of her way to have a mannish appearance. I’ve never understood why some lesbian females do this.
Bryan24 lays out why Eastwood is juuuust liberal enough to be super damaging:
Maddow is an idiot.

1. Eastwood made it clear that not everyone in Hollywood is in bed iwth Obama.

2. Eastwood is not a political shill. So when he poked fun at the failures of Obama, it resonated.

3. The left can’t accuse Eastwood of being a racist or bigot. He is “one of them”. You don’t hear ANYTHING about them addressing the substance of what he said.

4. Eastwoods comedic presentation with the empty chair was brilliant on several levels.

5. Having an 82 year old Hollywood actor with a reputation as a “get it done” guy doing the carving on Obama was great.
When two of your five point list why something is great are "it was great" you may be in trouble.

reefdiver goes a long way to make a Mad Cow joke:
What the hell happened to Her ? She's acting strangely and loosing control of her ability to do normal things, such as walk, talk, which sometimes means mental illness.
A cow with BSE develops these problems because it has developed an infection. This infection causes its brain to waste away and become spongy. BSE is a concern because it can be transmitted to people if they eat meat that came from a cow with BSE.

Could Rachel be a “Mad Cow” ?
Whew, I'm exhausted!

Free America52 judges everything by how much it pissed off the one liberal he knows:
It was brilliant. I have been having fun all morning with one of my wife’s cousins on facebook all morning. She is left of left and thinks what Clint did was the most disrespectful thing ever. That tells me it was a direct hit by Clint.
DrDude won't bother talking about Maddow, except for all the times he talks about her:
Mr. Maddow best stay as a Talking Head Scrunt. Who would hire her for political advice or opinion. The 10 lesbians that believe her/him are already in BO’s camp. She really isn’t worth the time to talk about but, again, I loved the post.
Scrunt? Never mind, I don't want to know

TigerClaws actually manages to wedge in a reference to Eastwood there:
Eastwood kicked her in the balls.
haircutter can't stop being grossed out by the gays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in my book she is still just a 'QUEER' WHO LIVES A VERY STRANGE LIFE STYLE...GIRLS JUST DON'T DO IT WITH GIRLS!!! AND BOYS DOING IT WITH BOYS MAKE ME GAG!!! nothing about it is NORMAL... WELL MAYBE I'M JUST OLD FASHIONED!!!!thank goodness too.♥♥
Hmmm, turns out the thread was mostly bashing Maddow. If I were a Freeper I'd say that means Maddow is super effective. But I think it's just because Freepers prefer hating an enemy to defending the kooky.

2 comments:

  1. I looked up "scrunt" on Urban Dictionary. You're right, you don't want to know.

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  2. If I were a Freeper I'd say that means Maddow is super effective.

    No you wouldn't, because that would be intellectually consistent. Which would disqualify you from being a FReeper.

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