Wednesday, September 5, 2012

It's Uncle Slayton Time!

The convention buzz seems super weak at the moment. Until they manage to remember what a monster Bill Clinton was, lets have a bit of fun.

I've been collecting Slayton's greatest hits since my last post on the guy. I'd say it's about reached critical mass:

Clint Eastwood's history:
Clint nailed it when he was lambasting President Empty Chair for not doing anything and called out Empy Chair for not calling the Russians before getting involved in Afghanistan.
Obama beergate:
We need to get a Special Prosecutor to determine if the beer brewed by Obama at the White House has ever been illegally sold, transported across state lines, served to minors, caused a drunk driving death or directly threatened sales of a domestic beer company.

If so, Obama will be prosecuted.
on that 'this is how we feed the animals' bit:
“What are you doing? Carroll said. “Are you out of your damned mind?”

It is obvious that Carroll was rude and insulted the two delegates you questioning their sanity and using the D-Word.

For that, Carroll should have been thrown out of the convention and not the GOP delegates who were simply defending themselves and exercising their Free Speech.
the horror of lesbian doctors:
Could you imagine being critically injured in a car crash only to be rushed to an Emergency Room, just to have a Leabian doctor work on you?
God hates shrimp!
Buras, where a great deal of Shellfish harvesting takes place had a 30 foot wall of water destroy the shrimp and and oyster boats.

New Orleans, where they were holding the Southern Decadence was destroyed by FLOOD and the Federal (Roe v. Wade) levees failed.

Biloxi where they have Gambling, prostitution, homosexuals and immodestly dressed women on the beaches was destroyed by the great waves.
Bill Nye the Science Guy:
Nye has spent years corrupting our youth and turning them away from their Christian faith and filling their heads with science mumbo jumbo.

He is guilty of Contributing to the Spiritual Delinquency of Minors.
College advice:
Parents should yank their kids out of any and all colleges that have students that protest Chick-Fil-A, have gay student unions or any gay students or staff.

It seems there would be no problem whatsoever finding colleges, with top notch accademic programs, that are not at all influenced by the Sodomites.
Rape and Pregnancy:
And it is Obama who failed to learn in science class that rape cannot result in pregnancy.
The Neil Armstrong Conundrum:
Obama will reject the wishes of the American people and Armstrong family or he will pander to their demands and exploit Armstrong for political purposes.

14 comments:

  1. Uncle Slayton is quite obviously a liberal troll.

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    1. Seems possible, based on the one about Afghanistan and the one about Bill Nye. The others seem authentic, though, so the guy might be serious even on the weirder ones.

      The one about beer is actually a rather clever joke about the Commerce Clause and other legal stuff that sometimes gets used to expand governmental power. That sort of goofy reasoning could seriously be found in the 40's-era Supreme Court.

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    2. He's been posting for years, and he's usually in the middle of any fire fight so he probably PMs a lot too. The Freepers are pretty good about witch hunting anyone with a little different opinion. *just follow the zot ping.

      He's a freeper.

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    3. I think Uncle Slayton is just a crazy Freepers. There are many of them there, people who are just nuts.

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    4. Some Freepers do consider him a troll, such as this one:

      "Slayton is a notorious troll here. Review his posting history for other doozies, like Obama being a likely co-conspirator in the O.J. Simpson murders and Christians having the right to savagely beat atheists who enter their church."

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    5. OK, then this is an example of Poe's Law, which goes something like this -

      Without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere extremism and an exaggerated parody of extremism.

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    6. Why does Uncle Slayton get to stick around unless he's authentic? I've seen other crackpots get zotted for making FR "look bad," but Uncle Slayton avoids the zot. Maybe he knows JimRob, or maybe every place needs a harmless maniac to remind them of the precious gift of sanity.

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  2. not calling the Russians before getting involved in Afghanistan.

    Yeah, Obama never should've declared war on Afghanistan. And he has no one but himself to blame. I mean, every wingnut in the country was urging him to follow GWB's hands-off, isolationist policy toward Islamic theocracies, and Obama just went right ahead and invaded Afghanistan anyway. Without even consulting the Russians!

    Oh, wait. None of that actually happened.

    Never mind.

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    1. This sort of thing is prevalent lately at Free Republic. It's even worse than it usually is, I suppose, because it's election season. They are drowning in bullshit lies over there.

      What's baffling is that Freepers are selling their souls for a candidate they hate.

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    2. For example,

      Kal Penn is to Barack Obama what Marilyn Monroe was to John F. Kennedy
      http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2927505/posts

      "Kal Penn and President Obama had a romantic relationship that began on the 2008 campaign trail and continued when Obama asked Penn to move to Washington so they could be close to one another and the two could have sex more frequently."

      See what I mean? Freepers are not only drowning in bullshit lies but the seem to enjoy doing so.

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    3. Freepers sure do love to talk about gay sex.

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  3. I like the one about sending you kids to a college without gay students or staff. And how will he determine that? I can just see this guy wandering the halls looking for guys in pink polo shirts.

    Have you ever profiled this guy Glock the Vote? Just the user name alone is chilling.

    Hey, what happened to my user name? Mr. Mxyptlz (something like that).

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  4. See what I mean? Freepers are not only drowning in bullshit lies but the seem to enjoy doing so.

    They're not drowning in bullshit lies; they're clinging to them like a life preserver in a sea of hostile facts.

    Basically, the GOP is facing the consequences of dumbing its followers down. It was effective up to a point, but that point is long past and the party's base has pretty much made a formal break with reality.

    That's bad news for the GOP, because people who can't tell fantasy from reality or victory from defeat make lousy strategists and unreliable supporters, as John Boehner can tearfully attest.

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  5. Freepers are going all crazy watching the Democratic Convention.

    One guy has this to say about Gabby Giffords.

    "The unfortunate part is, Giffords would have done the same to someone else, were the tables turned. Of that I have NO doubt!"

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2927622/posts?page=197#197


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