Thursday, August 23, 2012

Every man a rambo

MDaF found this when it was a mere 300 posts. It's double that now.

Freepers reveal that the only way they differ from terrorists is balls. When it's all keyboard-based, no one is dying, so I think that makes it better, but also more sad.

BCR #226 keeps it cryptic:
No, they’ll come for our guns, and we won’t be here. The battles will be at a time and place of our choosing, not theirs and it won’t be the way they imagine and it won’t be against whom they think they’ll be assaulting.
garybob knows liberals have never heard of guerilla war:
Liberals only imagine a one dimensional war...where their intended victims die in place like dead fools should. Only war has many dimensions and to expect your enemy to react like you think he should is an invitation to an early grave.
Renegade just declares victory:
The cop that tries to confiscate my weapons will commit suicide by citizen before I am a victim of suicide by cop!
Kozak expects there will be cop shootings:
The cops have to go home eventually... And they among us....
IamConservative knows drones are no match for helium balloons and a net!
But what happens to those drones when they get jammed or the data-link gets hacked?

..or they fly into nets floated by helium balloons, get shot down by a .50 out of someones rooftop, hit with a homemade RPG, get blinded, etc. There are some options..
Robert Teesdale is all about targeting civilians:
Will the municipal police chief move his wife and children into the police station to protect them? How about the college age daughter of the occupying colonel? Will she have a 24 hour protective detail? Congressmen have grandchildren, you know. Senators have staff, and they have lovers and children too.

They would be enthusiastically murdered without pity in the event of circumstances this editorialist describes. Cafes where law enforcement congregate would be firebombed. Businessmen who engage in commerce with them would be decapitated in the night and left to be found in the street the next morning.
Robert Teesdale further contemplates taking hostages:
I suspect that the most committed and determined anti-gun activist would nonetheless shelter armed Americans in his basement and hide them from inspecting State forces if he knew that refusal would result in his later beheading by the rest of that insurgent unit, were he to betray them.
Jeez, just like Al-Queeda, right down to the behedings.

metalurgist is gonna go hunting for Congressmen's granddaughters:
I want them to know that the day that they announce that my guns are illegal and they must be surrendered to the government is the day that I will go hunting for the SOB's that passed such a law.

I want them to also know that there will be no holds barred. I will shoot through their two year old grand daughter if that's what I have to do to kill them. As God is my witness.
spodefly predicts mass snipings:
All the people who would order such a thing, all the officers, troops, politicians, et al., involved in disarming citizens have names, and addresses, and drive cars to the store, and take their kids to school.

Their names and addresses will be known, disseminated, and their routines severely interrupted when they start dropping like flies from rifle shots to the head while they try to drop their kids off at school, or get their mail from their mailbox, or go to the store for groceries.
Lady Lucky, though, knows that if you haven't gone Galt or postal by now, you never will:
You don’t resist now, you never will. You haven’t even the nerve to quit funding the govt with your tax payments. Your pre-colddead hands hand that over readily, when there are safe and legal ways to avoid it. Galting is so inconvenient...but you’ll be channeling Crockett and Custer when they demand the guns, yeah, okay.
ichabod1 can't fucking wait to shoot some baby seal protesters!
Yet our experiences fighting those kinds of wars are getting us skills that could also be used at home. Hell, I’d LIKE to see’em used against the baby seal protesters (i.e., the protesters who should be clubbed like baby seals), and the illegal international narcoterrorists.
archy is super practical:
I've been working on the accumulation of one million rounds, and I'm about halfway there, about half of which is .22 Long Rifle, 5000 of which fit very nicely in a .50 caliber metal ammo can.

Why? Remember the so-called *Million Mom March* They were exaggerating, considerably. I'm not.

16 comments:

  1. "Every man a rambo" was actually pretty funny.

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  2. These are the times I hope that besides people like us who get our yucks from reading this insanity, there are also some FBI agents perusing the site. Yes, most of these guys are feckless keyboard warriors, but some of the people who do "go postal" engage in screeds on the web beforehand.

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  3. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2921950/posts

    Texas judge says there'll be a civil war if Obama gets reelected. So much potential.

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  4. That's a logical fallacy.

    The Two Wrongs Make a Right Fallacy

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_wrongs_make_a_right

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  5. Reading through these responses, it would appear that several folks acquired chubbies from the 'squishy parts' of the "Turner Diaries" and the "Left Behind" series.

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    1. It is kind of like some kind of weird pornography for these guys, isn't it? Murdering women and children? WTF?

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    2. To engage in some pop-psychology, I'd say that's about right. Something about transgressing usual laws of morality for a righteous cause somehow makes it super-righteous, and the transgressors become manly, violent saints.

      I think the same thing is at the root of the torture fascination.

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  6. Guys. He's a troll. Ignore him. He'll go away once you ignore him.

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    1. Why would we want him to go away? He's entertaining as hell!

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    2. I agree with Euphgeek. We read about freepers all day, but nothing quite compares to observing and interacting with one.

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    3. I miss the previous troll. this one is boring as hell

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  7. You convinced me!

    Also, he crapped out a few weeks ago, right? Probably doesn't have the stamina to keep it up, anyway ;)

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  8. I like to think at heart he has the same affection for us that we do for him and that it's all a lark. I wish he'd comment more.

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  9. Anyone else notice archy celebrating the murder of a prosecutor?

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