Friday, August 17, 2012

Slayton Time!

All I can say, is I feel inadequate. The man is a genius.

Endorsing every conspiracy theory Megadeath can think of:
I’m a bit surprised it has taken this long for the news about Obama’s planning of the Colorado and Sikh temple massacres was reported and taken seriously by the MSM.

Hopefully, now police agencies, maybe Sheriff Joe, will investigate Obama’s programming of these sleeper agents who have been used to murder innocents for Obama’s political purposes.

now we just need Dave Mustaine to get airtime on Fox News and other outlets to report his findings and maybe the Romney campaign can bring he and Megadeth on some campaign stops in Colorado, Wisconsin and other swing states.
Blaming Obama for the lack of rain:
Obama has brought us severe drought and the world starvation unlike anything that our world has seen in history. Only when he is out of office will our farmland see rains and only them will the children of Africa fill their bellies as they did prior to Obama seizing office.
Having perspective about the horrors the left has brought to us:
The attacks on Christians never seem to cease and continue from vandalizing Chick-Fil-A’s, to burning churches, killing Christians, forcing mosques in our Christian communities, imposing gay marriage in our cites and now eliminating discounts for Christians at a water park.
On health care:
at least for now, we are lucky to have a system of Private Insurance Companies none of which would ever make a cost benefit analysis on someone’s medical treatment and decide to stop treatment and cause a person to die.
Predicting the end of all the gay marriage states:
I think gay marriage, or something functionally equivalent to it is 1) inevitable 2) not the end of the world.”

Oh, yes it will be the end of the world as it we as a world civilization would not survive the onslaught of damnation if any government endorsed Sodomite Marriage.

Out nation would surely collapse and fall as it will soon do in New York, Mass, Connecticut, Iowa, New Hampshire and Vermont.
On Boy Scout anti-gay policies:
The Boy Scouts and Cub Scouts must remain pure with only members who are truly and actively heterosexual.
on military voting:
The fact is the matter is that in Ohio and every other state, military men should be able to vote before, on or even after election day.
I'm tempted to do more of these, but I worry a bit about exposing him. Luckily my readership is small, but still...

13 comments:

  1. This guy can't be real. I'm invoking Poe's Law.

    Blaming Obama for the drought? Starving kids in Africa?

    Claiming insurance companies don't perform cost-benefit analyses.

    Urging Dave Mustaine to "report his findings", as if Megaderp actually did any research or journalism on his own.

    Again, this guy can't be real.

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    1. Several years ago I tried posting on Free Republic as a right wing crazy. I didn't last a day.

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    2. Were you too crazy for them, or not crazy enough?

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    3. Yeah what happened? I've always been tempted to post, but lurking on a RWNJ website is embarrassing enough.

      I know newbies on FR are viewed with extreme suspicion, but I seriously don't understand half of the zots that happen. Like this thread the OP is zotted and the freepers howl for more blood. I think his crime was pointing out flaws in the GOP Presidential ticket.

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    4. Thanks for asking, I think I was too crazy. It takes just the right mixture of fantasy and reality to be believable on FR.

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  2. Successful troll is successful.
    They do however break character and act sane on rare occasion.
    Is there anyone left over there to call that poster on the blatant trolling? When a site devolves so far into lollunacy it can be difficult for legit users to tell the difference between obvious trolls and regular old actually series about the shit they type posters.

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    1. Slayton has been a active freeper since 2006... that's a long troll.

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  3. "The Boy Scouts and Cub Scouts must remain pure with only members who are truly and actively heterosexual."

    Picturing 9 and 10 year old Boy and Girl Scouts making like bunnies and farking for Jeebus.

    /I'll just have a seat.
    //Over here.

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    1. mentalLY deficient. If you want to live in America you should have to learn to speak American.

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    2. Your name makes me think of that Mad character:

      Mister Mxyzptlk
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Mxyzptlk

      Yeah, those little actively heterosexual cub scouts, you go, boys!

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  4. I second the idea that he's trolling, based on the private insurance companies comment. The tone seems way too ironic to be real. Plus, I find it impossible to believe that anyone--even a FReeper--has led such a sheltered life.

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    1. If you can't stop thinking about incest and homosexuality, you probably have some sort of obsessive disorder. I am worried about you, our little troll friend. Call your doctor. Something isn't right with you.

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  5. Hooray, I now have my own nom de plume.

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