Long-form Potpourri

Found some longer stuff this week that woulda made my usual Monday post too long, so I gathered them here for your enjoyment: Tucker39 brings the Bible-Science:

Lightspeed may be the limit in the physical world, but in the spiritual world, travel is apparently instantaneous, i.e., at the speed of THOUGHT.

According to The Gospel of John, Chapter 20, verse 13 and following, on Easter morning Mary Magdalene encounters the Risen Christ.

When Mary falls at his feet in worship, Christ tells her not to hang onto him as he had not yet ascended to Heaven (to present His shed blood before the Mercy Seat). Keep in mind that now Christ is in His glorified spiritual body.

Several hours later Christ appears in a room in Jerusalem where His disciples are huddled in fear of the Jewish authorities. So He has obviously made the round trip in several hours or less. We do not know how long He spent when He got to Heaven, but both legs of the trip were probably instantaneous.

Besides appearing to those disciples that evening, he also (Gospel of Luke) appeared to Mr. & Mrs. Cleopas as they trudged home from Jerusalem to their home town of Emmaus, and He explained the Scriptures and God’s Plan of Salvation to them.

Now I haven’t heared a figure lately, but back in the 80s I heard an astronomer state that with the equipment they at that time they were able to see 12 Billion light years out into space. Assuming that Heaven, if it is not merely in another dimension or in a parallel universe, is 12 billion light years or more away, even at the speed of light and after all these years, Christ would not yet to this day have completed His initial trip TO Heaven, let alone returning to Earth.

Therefore, I surmise that there must be a much greater speed of travel in the spirit world in a spiritual body

Vendome knows how women think:

FU Mao!

Biawtches! You want it both ways:

FU men, white devils, if I want to keep the baby. Pay up!

FO Lovers! I will kill my fetus(convenient scientific term) when it suits me and you have no say!

However, if I decide to go ahead and have your fetus/baby you will pay in ways you can’t imagine.

I’ll have the state Eff you up and take your paycheck.

Live in the street Homey. Don’t care, 2 incher. I’m going take my pound of flesh out of you, so you know biachtes is in charge, fag....

Vendome’s version of the world:

Whatever strength you have over other men, I will take it from you by denying it exists.

You have no power.

No part of you is made of gold.

We are drawn to each other for whatever reason but, if you want exercise whatever game in the past has given you jawlies, you’re screwed.

Homey don’t play dat game...

Doc Savage conveniently lists Freeper myths about Obama:

In 2007 I knew this: Muslim (Christian was a fake to get elected in America and hide his true identity)
Homosexual

Drug Addict and pusher

Not a natural born citizen according to who he says his father was

Marxist

Anti-capitalist

Anti-American

Anti-military

Anti-life pro-abortion, pro- infanticide

Pro-muslim

Anti-Christian

Anti-Constitution

Anti-Coal

Anti-oil

Pro-union goon

Chicago bag man for the Daley syndicate

Community organizer thug

Liar

Crook and has consorted and done deals (real estate) with crooks

Pro-dictator

Didn't write either book

Lied about his birth and parents

Goal is to create the largest welfare state in the history of the world and destroy America in the process