Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Obama Summons a Hurricane

For whatever reason, Freepers are none too happy about Hurricane Sandy. And thus, they come up with their own ideas about why it is a conspiracy, or God's will:

Sets hope maddog55 is only a sociopath on the Internet:
New York City could use a good cleaning...
airborne likes to read God's mind:
Looks like the majority of those in the danger zone are liberal Democrats - and it is liberal Democrats that are going to be adversely affected.

Is God sending America a message?
goron doesn't need no ad-hoc conspiracy theory - he has a well-worn crazy one all ready!
Sandy Manipulated To Disrupt Presidential Elections.. Will Provide Shortages And Riots?

There have been rumors for quite some time that these elections wouldn’t happen due to some ‘October surprise’. Couldn’t it very well be that our ‘October Surprise’ will be a man made weather event that ‘knocks out power to millions’? We know that HAARP is busy!
Professional thinks this is all to shut down New York City, though he's not clear on motive...
Conspiracy theory....

Someone is trying to shut down greater ny city. NYSE closed, un, media centers....

They seem too certain, exaggeration, dire, serios, pleading....

Like y2k
American Constitutionalist knows God hates Obama, so he's attacking New York City. That makes sense!
The God of Israel is just warming up on showing Obama and his thugs how powerful the God of Israel really is.
The God of Israel is telling Obama and his thugs " do you really want to go there ? "
hosepipe knows this is proof liberals are terrified about Bengazi:
WHats the storms LAST name again... Hurricane Sandy BENGAZI?.....

70 to 80 miles an hour winds are a popcorn fart.. MAybe some beach erosion.. blown down trees.. a lot of rain..

BUT shutting down the SUBWAYS!... very very suspicious.. Seems to be a “TELL” like in poker.. the liberals are OVER ACTING.. Hypocrisy on steroids, Kabuki Theater Catastrophe, Political Boondoggle, a crisis NOT TO BE WASTED..

AND THE RUBES SEEM TO BE BUYING IT!...

5 comments:

  1. I've learned many things from Freepers in the last couple of months but the best so far is that humans now have the ability to create hurricanes. This must have been developed during the Bush administration to bring on hurricane Katrina.

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    1. This is wild. Look at this youtube clip:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4P7Kr17RX8

      It is chemtrails and infrasonic undulations that are responsible!! Infrasonic undulations, folks. And what the hell is HAARP?

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    2. Ugh! Is the poster of the video a Freeper? It sure read like one... let me just throw out a bunch of scientific terms (and some made up ones) to explain my bat-shit crazy "the government can control the weather" conspiracy theory.

      In the "About" section this is the best "We have several methods of changing things like this. 1. Prayer - the most powerful weapon in our arsonal. "

      In other words, man can control the weather but only God's power can stop it.

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    3. So HAARP is a for real scientific research program that has nothing to do with this craziness:

      http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/haarp/gen1.html

      Wow, I wonder if they know they are being accused of causing Hurricane Sandy.

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  2. I'm bemused by freepers who worship a god that kills and maims people and destroys businesses and homes just to send a vague political message. It must be terrifying to be at the mercy of such a god.

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