Monday, March 26, 2012

And now this word from outer space

Palin flight of fancy edition:
In my dreams..

(That's so y'all can say “in your dreams!” and I can say “yup, that's what I said...”

The first ballot is held. No one gains the requisite votes for nomination.

Our Lady of Wasilla gives a speech that wows the crowd. About half-way through, chants of “run, sarah, run” are heard under the applause.

About three-quarters of the way through, no applause is heard, because every pause is filled with “RUN, SARAH, RUN!”

She doesn't get to finish the speech— the text is later published in her Presidential Memoirs— because she can't get a word in with all the “RUN, SARAH, RUN!”

She steps away from the podium, and the MC gavels the place into some sort of order— at least to the point when the PA can be heard over the crowd. This takes 38 minutes. Two major networks cut away...

..and miss the part where the MC places the name of Sarah Heath Palin into nomination; the chairman of the Alaska delegation seconds, and the nomination is made “by acclamation.”

In my dreams... but I'll be waiting.
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  1. In my dreams the Freepers admit to themselves that Presidnet Obama has been much like President Bush.

    These past few years we have had a centrist President. Freepers call him names but that facts are facts. President Obama is middle of the road. Look it up.

  2. I'm surprised he could type that with one hand.

  3. thatoneguy's comment made my day !