Monday Potpoury pt. 1

Double wide bunch

of especially crazy posts for you this morning, folks! More in about an hour.

UPDATE: DERP! Posted too soon.

More on, you know, Monday. 10:30am EST.

Cicero heard Obama is all depressed and lazy these days:

I heard that [Obama] spends most of his time shut up in an obscure room, watching TV or listening to rap music. Reggie Love used to be with him, but he hardly ever meets with his cabinet or with Democrats in congress. Now that Reggie’s gone, I presume he’s found someone else.

Dixie Yooper knows Obama is behind everything bad:

American Airlines used to be the epitome of excellence. Then Obama was elected president.

DCBryan1 is prepared to shoot liberals:

They are winning.
.....yes they are.....

UNTIL THE SHOOTING STARTS...

I made my list...I hope you have made a list of "suitable targets" when the balloon goes up.

I don't often say this, but actually making a list? maybe someone should keep an eye on this guy.

RetiredArmy espouses his theology:

Just goes to show you how LITTLE stupid liberals know of the Bible and Scriptures regarding this world.
This fellow is stupid to the fact that “God controls, but allows satan so much string. God can yank his string and pull him back any time he wants.”
BUT, the prince of this WORLD is satan. He is the one who causes all the mess down here. He caused SIN! Man caused SIN! Man SINNED. The world was CURSED. NATURE was cursed. Man was cursed. All CREATION was cursed by Adam's sin in the Garden.
Thus, satan is causing all this garbage down here. He does everything he can to destroy God's creation. No sin by Adam, no curse, no bad weather.
Funny ain't it. When something goes wrong, the liberals say GOD is punishing. But liberals DO NOT believe in God. Yet say He is REPONSIBLE. Stupid idiots all of them. So stupid of the REAL Word. Full of themselves. Puffed up in their arrogance.
This fool will be reminded of this comment at the Great White Throne. I doubt he will be at the Bema Seat.

What the crap?

cuban leaf kinda sorta defends Rush:

If Rush stabbed a person that he believes he really should have shot, and the stabbing method caused something of a social problem for the family of the victim, he may apologize by saying, and sincerely meaning, “I apologize for using stabbing as my method of killing you.”.

Rush gets very specific. That is why he can come out with a specific apology about the use of specific words, and then come out Monday hammering Fluke again, but with different, more precise words.

It’s almost like saying, “I’m sincerely sorry I called you a slut. You are not a slut and that was a very derogatory and improper use of words. What you are is a bitch.”

From analogizing Rush to a murderer to putting "bitch" into Rush's mouth, I wonder what side this guys's on?

SueRae has her own ideas about who should get a security clearance:

His closest advisor, Valerie Jarret, was BORN in Iran. Home she ever got a security clearance is beyond me.

And I hear she's a liberal too! Double no clearance!

Jack Hydrazine has a plan:

Let’s just give all the nutbars guns and lock them down in a concrete room. It’ll make a for a shooting good time!

miss marmelstein thinks the theater world has gotten a bit gay lately:

I had many gay men friends as a youth. But I’ve seen a change in the theatre world that frightens me. They now self-segregate at parties, vilify women openly and bar women from some productions. The new (and horribly failed) “On a Clear Day You Can See Forever,” is a case in point. The young ones - like most Americans - know nothing of culture and yet they are controlling the culture.

W. W. SMITH sees the pattern:

Every candidate up until these last two election cycles, with one exception who did not get caught until out of office, qualified for the office. Now we have Romney, Santorum, McCain, Obama and two VP possibles Jindal and Rubio all of whom fail to qualify because they are not Natural Born Citizens. Do you think this a coincidence?

Cinnamontea thinks it's time for conservatives to start fighting already!

I heard something very interesting from Tammy Bruce (a former leftist) a month or two ago on her radio show. She said that in strategy meetings with fellow left-wingers and feminists, they used to COUNT on conservatives not wanting to fight back or even make a few waves. Their game plans were based on conservatives' lack of response. It's way past time to fight back--in every arena.

Tammy Bruce heard it at a left-wing strategy meeting? Sounds legit.

WXRGina has suspicions about Rush's former sponsors:

I have been suspicious of Carbonite since I first heard their ads on right-wing talk radio. The main thing that came to my mind was—who is behind Carbonite? I could easily imagine Carbonite being a communist Democrat-run data gathering operation.

What better way to get all the information on the computers of millions of conservatives who oppose the regime than set up this type of operation and advertise profusely on conservative outlets? They probably advertise on leftist programs, too, but what the heck?

Also, ProFlowers was founded by openly homosexual Congressman Jared Polis. FYI. ProFlowers and Shari’s Berries are sister companies.