Thursday, December 1, 2011

And Now This Word from Outer Space

Thinking way ahead edition:
Gay says Tebow is too chicken to run for President. He’s only 24—the first election he will be eligible is in 2024. Besides, he was born in the Philippines. Since both of his parents were American citizens, that shouldn’t be a problem, but maybe in 2024 the Democrats will suddenly become sticklers for the rules (real or imaginary). But he may want to wait until 2028 or 2032 and keep playing football.

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